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Postby Mulboyne » Sun May 11, 2008 11:53 pm

Porn film maker SOD Create (NSFW) is advertising on its website for male virgins who are willing to go on a location shoot next weekend. If you don't want to show your face, they'll be happy to cover your eyes with a mosaic for the finished product. Real virgins only and you have to be over 18. Email nomo@sod.co.jp for details.
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Postby james » Mon May 12, 2008 12:21 am

Mulboyne wrote:Porn film maker SOD Create (NSFW) is advertising on its website for male virgins who are willing to go on a location shoot next weekend. If you don't want to show your face, they'll be happy to cover your eyes with a mosaic for the finished product. Real virgins only and you have to be over 18. Email nomo@sod.co.jp for details.


how does one prove male virginity?
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Postby ttjereth » Mon May 12, 2008 12:31 am

james wrote:how does one prove male virginity?


A bookshelf full of D&D books and membership in the Star Wars and Star Trek fanclubs?

:D

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Postby hundefar » Mon May 12, 2008 4:21 am

I am still an arse virgin. Does that count?
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Postby kamome » Mon May 12, 2008 5:26 am

ttjereth wrote:A bookshelf full of D&D books and membership in the Star Wars and Star Trek fanclubs?

:D


That might work. Better yet, how about a bookshelf full of anime, some Youtube postings featuring oneself speaking in otaku Japanese and a closet full of Sailor Moon cosplay outfits? ;)
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Postby Iraira » Mon May 12, 2008 6:14 am

hundefar wrote:I am still an arse virgin. Does that count?


No you aren't...gerbil stuffing counts.:p
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon May 12, 2008 10:16 am

Better call up ViolentAJ. Maybe now he can get some Jbooty.
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon May 12, 2008 12:53 pm

Take - this post is for you my friend!!
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon May 12, 2008 12:55 pm

james wrote:how does one prove male virginity?


How does anybody prove any virginity????

But with this sort of video, I think they are expecting them to be short films rather than the full feature. :jama:
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Postby Iraira » Mon May 12, 2008 1:27 pm

GomiGirl wrote:How does anybody prove any virginity????


At least for women, virginity is a frail bubble that vanishes with the first prick.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon May 12, 2008 1:59 pm

Does a born-again virgin count? :cool:
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Postby james » Mon May 12, 2008 2:00 pm

ttjereth wrote:A bookshelf full of D&D books and membership in the Star Wars and Star Trek fanclubs?

:D


damn! outed again!
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Postby hundefar » Mon May 12, 2008 2:01 pm

Iraira wrote:No you aren't...gerbil stuffing counts.:p


:cry2: OK, I lied. They'd probably know I was lying, when they were checking me for virginity, and found the running wheel up there, anyway.
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Postby Iraira » Mon May 12, 2008 2:24 pm

hundefar wrote::cry2: OK, I lied. They'd probably know I was lying, when they were checking me for virginity, and found the running wheel up there, anyway.


I respect you for making sure that your gerbil(s) is(are) given proper exercise within the confines of your rectum. Most people ignore their rectal gerbil's health and as a result the gerbils become unable to drive and often get stuck in Gere.....
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Postby Catoneinutica » Mon May 12, 2008 6:44 pm

hundefar wrote:I am still an arse virgin. Does that count?


hundefar, I always took you for a feisty li'l power bottom! Wait a minute, maybe that's Greji I'm thinking of...
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Postby Catoneinutica » Mon May 12, 2008 6:49 pm

Iraira wrote:At least for women, virginity is a frail bubble that vanishes with the first prick.


Yeah, but that doesn't mean that it can't be restored - for a price, a price often footed by the infinitely credulous UK taxpayer:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494118&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source

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Postby Greji » Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:hundefar, I always took you for a feisty li'l power bottom! Wait a minute, maybe that's Greji I'm thinking of...


Hey, leave me out of this argument. I'm applying for the job. Like I called the guy already and they have this waiver for goats....


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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon May 12, 2008 11:36 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, leave me out of this argument. I'm applying for the job.

I didn't see any No-Gaijin disclaimer anywhere so if you get the job, all power to ya. Let us know how it goes.
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