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Danchi Fever: Catch It!

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Danchi Fever: Catch It!

Postby Catoneinutica » Mon May 19, 2008 1:55 pm

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When we were in Germany last month, I was disappointed to see that the Chermans were tearing down their supply of "commie block" danchi in the former East. But in first-world, hi-tech Japan the danchi lifestyle still holds a great deal of allure - indeed, more so than ever, as personal income keeps on truckin' downward.

Still, I was surprised when my wife told me last week that one of her employees had bought a danchi unit, and that a couple of others owned that. I said, what? Danchi units can be bought and sold just like condos? When she answered, of course, my inner Johnny Carson said, over ten years in Japan, and...I did not know that!

I dunno, I guess I just assumed that they were all either gov't-owned rental units or company housing. But apparently you can buy one for about five million yen, at least in the industrial wastes in Chiba, and while the thing might be made of tofu like those buildings in China, it beats shelling out ten times that amount for a depreciating asset like a mansion or a slap-dash J-house.

-catone

-my favorite danchi are the ones that have the big, 70s-style numbers painted down the side: People's Soylent Green Housing Unit #27 of 155! Anyone know of a danchi blog?

edit: corrected some pretty tortured syntax in the first sentence
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Postby JellyBoy » Wed May 21, 2008 11:21 am

Try this site - http://danchi100k.com/

I love the danchi too. I believe there is a photobook about them somewhere out there.
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Postby Greji » Wed May 21, 2008 2:23 pm

Danchi might be nice, but as high rises, they have extreme disadvantages concerning access ways for emergencies. I know about a guy who spent about two and a half hours in the oshiire with the futons when a certain husband came home early. He would have remained there indefinitely, but the dear wife came up with a timely song and dance to get the old man to go to the local convenience store for her, allowing for an immediate escape from the claustrophobic closet.....Never go to a danchi without a fire escape!
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Postby ttjereth » Wed May 21, 2008 3:45 pm

Greji wrote:Danchi might be nice, but as high rises, they have extreme disadvantages concerning access ways for emergencies. I know about a guy who spent about two and a half hours in the oshiire with the futons when a certain husband came home early. He would have remained there indefinitely, but the dear wife came up with a timely song and dance to get the old man to go to the local convenience store for her, allowing for an immediate escape from the claustrophobic closet.....Never go to a danchi without a fire escape!
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Postby Greji » Wed May 21, 2008 4:27 pm

ttjereth wrote:Or, you know, just stop fucking other people's wives.


Ones without fire escapes?
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed May 21, 2008 4:29 pm

By the way, residents of danchi have high percentage of zainichi Korean compared with nomal residential area. Because people of minority group(zainichi Korean, zainichi Chinese, buraku people, Japanese orphans in China) can preferentially get the right of danchi resedence. What zainichi and buraku people is relatively many means that pesentage of yakuza is also relatively high among danchi residents.
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Postby Greji » Wed May 21, 2008 4:50 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:By the way, residents of danchi have high percentage of zainichi Korean compared with nomal residential area. Because people of minority group(zainichi Korean, zainichi Chinese, buraku people, Japanese orphans in China) can preferentially get the right of danchi resedence. What zainichi and buraku people is relatively many means that pesentage of yakuza is also relatively high among danchi residents.


Does that include places like Takashimadaira?
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Postby omae mona » Wed May 21, 2008 6:58 pm

JellyBoy wrote:Try this site - http://danchi100k.com/

Damn. The site says
SORRY,,,JAPANESE ONLY SINCE 2000.4.23
I have duly reported this to Debito and the UN Human Rights Commission.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Wed May 21, 2008 7:15 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:By the way, residents of danchi have high percentage of zainichi Korean compared with nomal residential area. Because people of minority group(zainichi Korean, zainichi Chinese, buraku people, Japanese orphans in China) can preferentially get the right of danchi resedence. What zainichi and buraku people is relatively many means that pesentage of yakuza is also relatively high among danchi residents.


Hate to admit it, but Take seems to actually be be spouting something other than complete shiate when he points out that a disproportionate number of yakuza live in gov't-owned danchi. Chiba Prefecture was actually advertising recently for families to move into their units; apparently they want to make them more wholesome and less sleazy-seeming. I think a better way might be to perform some maintenance; there are some prefecture-owned danchi that are pretty damned disgraceful-looking - peeling paint, huge cracks, weed-ridden parking lots, etc.

But public housing is public housing. I'm more fascinated by the fact that you can actually buy and sell a danchi unit. Since they must have zero collateral value, it must be cash-basis only.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed May 21, 2008 7:50 pm

Greji wrote:Does that include places like Takashimadaira?
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Is there danchi near your house in Okutama?
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Postby Greji » Wed May 21, 2008 11:30 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Is there danchi near your house in Okutama?


Just one area for Toei jutaku, on the other side of the station tunnel, but hardly any, if any Koreans. Not many fgs out that way at all. Nothing like the area running from Ome on thru Fussa into Tachikawa along the train tracks!
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