Student cuts off penis and tongue

[AssKissinger]

Cosmetic castration banned Wed Apr 2, 9:48 AM ET



Thailand's health chiefs barred hospitals and clinics on Wednesday from castrating would-be "ladyboys" amid growing concern about the operation being seen as a cheap and quick alternative to a full sex-change.

In a letter to 16,000 private health units, the Public Health Ministry said doctors performing the operation outside formal sex-change therapy -- which requires rigorous physical and mental evaluation of the patient -- faced up to six months in jail.

However, senior health official Tara Chinakarn admitted that policing the temporary ban might be difficult as cosmetic removal of the testicles was such a quick operation and easy to conduct in secret.

"It's hard to track them down as it takes only 15-20 minutes to have the surgery," Tara told Reuters.

Thailand is home to a large number of "ladyboys," or "katoey" in Thai, a term that covers anything from a transvestite to a man who has undergone a full sex change.

The tolerance shown towards the "third sex," as it is often referred to, has led to the country becoming a world leader in sex-change surgery.

However, at the lower end of the market, clinics have responded to demand from teenage boys to look more like girls by posting Internet advertisements offering castration for as little as 4,000 baht ($125).

[Visitor K]

... offering castration for as little as 4,000 baht ($125).

finally, a dick mangling i can afford!

[D-San]

You have to pretty much be really fucked in the head to even think of taking your own manhood away. smh @ humanity.

[Charles]

Cosmetic castration banned

Don't worry, AK, we'll help you find an affordable doctor who will perform the surgery on you.

[kamome]

Cosmetic castration? As in, cutting off your nutsack to improve your appearance? I would never do this - my package is quite aesthetically pleasing.

[Greji]

Cosmetic castration? As in, cutting off your nutsack to improve your appearance? I would never do this - my package is quite aesthetically pleasing.

Noriko said you had a cute package, being that small!

[Iraira]

Cosmetic castration? As in, cutting off your nutsack to improve your appearance? I would never do this - my package is quite aesthetically pleasing.

Did you get all those wrinkles ironed out of it?:p

[Greji]

[SIZE="7"]Penis Theft Panic![/SIZE]

So you're saying that you think Bird has been to the Congo once to often?

[Greji]

Cosmetic castration? As in, cutting off your nutsack to improve your appearance? I would never do this - my package is quite aesthetically pleasing.

Bird, you remind me of that newlywed and his wife!

He was lying in bed after sex with his new Thai wife. She keeps
stroking his cock. He says, "do you like my cock that much?" She says,
"no I just miss mine"

[Catoneinutica]

Not interested:

[Mulboyne]

WXII12: Teen Escapes Attack By Biting Man's Genitals

A teenager escaped an attacker by biting off a piece of his genitals, Salisbury police said. The 18-year-old woman was taking a walk when, according to police, she was attacked and dragged into a nearby wooded area. Police said the attacker then forced the woman to perform a sex act, and when she refused he beat her up. Police said he then tried to force her again, and was again beaten for refusing. That's when police said she bit down on the man's genitals hard enough to tear a piece off. The man fled the area, and hasn't been seen since. However, police said they are trying to catch up with him by checking local hospitals for patients who are being treated for such a unique injury.

[kamome]

Bird, you remind me of that newlywed and his wife!

He was lying in bed after sex with his new Thai wife. She keeps
stroking his cock. He says, "do you like my cock that much?" She says,
"no I just miss mine"

I'm sorry if I brought up some bad memories from your past. That must have been a tough revelation for you!

[kamome]

Did you get all those wrinkles ironed out of it?:p

Yeah, like a facelift, except for the 'sack! They call it a ball-lift.

[Greji]

I'm sorry if I brought up some bad memories from your past. That must have been a tough revelation for you!

Nah, I just hit her in the shitter and let it go at that....A guy shouldn't carry a grudge too long.

[Greji]

Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
Quote:
A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

Holy shit,

They had to use the Jaws of Life on him? His Johnson probably looked like a piece of abalone when they were done....

[Blah Pete]

Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

Hey I saw that DIY cockring web page too.
I didn't try the cheapo washer version because the kind of women I get have stuff that would rust the washers and probably fuse them together.

[Greji]

Hey I saw that DIY cockring web page too.
I didn't try the cheapo washer version because the kind of women I get have stuff that would rust the washers and probably fuse them together.

A real man uses barbed wire...

[Visitor K]

from here

Havana - Cuba has authorized sex-change operations and will offer them free for qualifying citizens, officials said on Friday.

The move is the latest in a series of changes implemented by President Raul Castro since he succeeded his elder brother, Fidel, in February. Raul Castro's daughter, Mariela, heads Cuba's National Centre for Sex Education, which strongly backs the new policy.

Health Minister Jose Ramon Balaguer signed a resolution approving sex-change surgery, said an official at the centre who spoke on condition of anonymity because the measure has not been formally published. The resolution will be posted on the internet on Saturday, the official said.

The procedure would be available to Cubans for free as part of their country's health-care system.

The sex education centre has said previously that 28 transsexual Cubans have asked to undergo the surgery and that Cuban doctors have trained with physicians from Belgium to prepare for the procedures.

According to the centre, a clinic for transsexual health will be created to perform the procedures, but it's not clear when it will start operating.

Cuba carried out a successful sex-change operation in 1988, but future surgeries were cancelled because it sparked a negative public outcry.

Since becoming Cuba's first new president in 49 years, the younger Castro has done away with bans that kept most Cubans from owning cellphones in their own names and renting hotel rooms and cars. His government also has decentralised the floundering state agricultural sector, raised pensions for retirees and hiked salaries for some state employees, among other changes.

[AssKissinger]

[color="Red"][SIZE="7"]Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital[/SIZE][/color]
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57 GMT

[-] Text [+] By Joe Bavier

[color="Magenta"][SIZE="4"][font="Comic Sans MS"]KINSHASA, April 22 (Reuters Life!) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station. (For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: http://africa.reuters.com/ ) (Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)[/font][/SIZE][/color]

[Bucky]

A Monroe Correctional Complex prisoner with a history of mental illness was rushed to the hospital Thursday after his second attempt to cut off his penis.

The prisoner, 49, already had amputated much of his genitals several years ago, prison spokeswoman Cathy Kopoian said.

On Thursday the man apparently used a razor blade to cut off what remained.

He was rushed by medics to Providence Regional Medical Center Everett with serious cuts to the groin, she said. Doctors there sent the man to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, the region's trauma center.

Prisoners are permitted basic necessities, including razors, under state law, she said. Prison officials didn't consider the man at risk to harm himself.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20090220/NEWS01/702209870&news01ad=1#Monroe.prisoner.amputates.own.penis

[Mulboyne]

Reuters: China's last eunuch spills sex, castration secrets

Only two memories brought tears to Sun Yaoting's eyes in old age -- the day his father cut off his genitals, and the day his family threw away the pickled remains that should have made him a whole man again at death. China's last eunuch was tormented and impoverished in youth, punished in revolutionary China for his role as the "Emperor's slave" but finally feted and valued, largely for outlasting his peers to become a unique relic, a piece of "living history"...more...

[AssKissinger]

[Greji]

So that guy's dick is only worth 12 years--- sheeeit

That's heavy for the dude even if she never serves a day! I just wonder if there's a chance this guy was ever in charge of processing inbound Russian women at KIX? If so, I think I may know the perpetrator!

[Mulboyne]

Woman Must Wait For Sentence In Penis-Chopping Case

A Turkish court will wait to sentence a woman accused of chopping off her lover's penis until it's determined if the reattached member still works. The court's sentence could range from one to three years in prison if the man's penis functions. If not, she will be behind bars for at least eight years. The woman defended herself by saying the man reneged on a promise to marry her, forced her into prostitution and beat her. She told the court she cut off her lover's penis while he was drunk. Surgeons operated for eleven hours to reattach the organ. They described the procedures as a success and predicted full function should return within six months. The court will receive updates on the man's condition until the woman is sentenced.

[Doctor Stop]

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[Iraira]

(AP) Baltimore police say a Johns Hopkins University undergraduate student armed with a samurai sword killed an intruder he discovered in his garage.

Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says campus security and an off-duty city officer responding to a call for a suspicious person heard screams to call police around 1:20 a.m. Tuesday in the 300 block of University Parkway.

Guglielmi says the student told a man he found inside his garage to leave and the man accosted him. That's when Guglielmi says the student defended himself, cutting off the man's hand and causing a severe laceration to his upper body.

He says the man died on the scene, but police are not yet releasing his name.

Police are interviewing the student and his three roommates and are talking to prosecutors about whether to file charges.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/15/national/main5312113.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.2

[AssKissinger]

[American Oyaji]

OK. Get high and rip your balls off.

If weed was legal, I think there'd be a lot less of this kinda stuff.

Then again, this was a teenager who aint supposed to be doing that kind of thing...damn.

[AssKissinger]

Then again, this was a teenager who aint supposed to be doing that kind of thing...damn

At what age do you find it acceptable for a man to rip off his own ball sac?

[Christoff]

When that person is a registered participant in the BME Pain Olympics