Moutai :-{

[CrankyBastard]

I went to Chinatown last night and consumed about half a litre of Moutai.
I feel awful!!
I woke up a few hours ago, had five cups of coffee, a pitcher of cold water, a box of Lotte custard cakes, two pizza/mayo sausage rolls that I found in my suit pocket, (I must have dropped in the combini on the way home last night) and a bottle of some kind of tea that tasted like fresh paint.
I've spent quality time with the toilet most of the afternoon.
I'm beginning to feel a little less sorry for those poor bastards in China.

[kusai Jijii]

I went to Chinatown last night and consumed about half a litre of Moutai.

Pussy.

[Greji]

[quote="kusai Jijii"]Pussy. ]

Got that right Ji. A real man only demands quality commode time after a minimum of two liters...

[CrankyBastard]

Yep, I'll admit it, I'm a pussy. Actually I have the strength of a day old kitten right now. You'd think at my age I'd have learnt to limit my consumption, I just don't have the tolerance anymore.
My hats off to you guys if you can manage up to a litre of that stuff.
I'm not sure but I think it was 56% vol/alc, no excuse, I know but........
I think I'll go to bed now and hope the fuckin futon doesn't sway the way it did all last night. Good night.

[Blah Pete]

I got ripped on that stuff and was drunk for about 3 days. Everything I ate for a few days after tasted like it too. Didn't hurl the whole time, but maybe I should've....

[kusai Jijii]

Hey Crank,
I was only fuckin' with you bro. I feel your pain. I've (frequently) had hangovers where walking down to the local station and jumping from the platform in front of a speeding tokyu was a very real option for me (sorry for the bad taste in that analogy, but you get the point). Pizza, coke (cola), porn and a sento a surefire way to cure even the most FUCKED hangover. proceed as follows...
1) order a spicey delux & 1.25 litre of coke from pizza hut.
2) while waiting for the deliver, spank your monkey senseless - it gets the blood flowing - no shit -
3) eat the pizza while scoffing a whole pet bottle of coke.
4) go to sento. Bath. Sauna. Bath. Drink sports drinks. bath.
5) Go home. Odds are, you'll pick up a few 'travellers' to drink while you flop out in your PJs in front of the TV.
Good Luck.

[Gilligan]

Hey Crank,
I was only fuckin' with you bro. I feel your pain. I've (frequently) had hangovers where walking down to the local station and jumping from the platform in front of a speeding tokyu was a very real option for me (sorry for the bad taste in that analogy, but you get the point). Pizza, coke (cola), porn and a sento a surefire way to cure even the most FUCKED hangover. proceed as follows...
1) order a spicey delux & 1.25 litre of coke from pizza hut.
2) while waiting for the deliver, spank your monkey senseless - it gets the blood flowing - no shit -
3) eat the pizza while scoffing a whole pet bottle of coke.
4) go to sento. Bath. Sauna. Bath. Drink sports drinks. bath.
5) Go home. Odds are, you'll pick up a few 'travellers' to drink while you flop out in your PJs in front of the TV.
Good Luck.

I've often found that the best hangover cure is to skip steps 1-4 and proceed straight to #5.

[Greji]

I've often found that the best hangover cure is to skip steps 1-4 and proceed straight to #5.

Would it be okay just to skip steps 1, 3,4 and 5? I mean, you're talking real blood flow here!

[kusai Jijii]

[Iraira]

[IkemenTommy]

Hey Crank,
I was only fuckin' with you bro. I feel your pain. I've (frequently) had hangovers where walking down to the local station and jumping from the platform in front of a speeding tokyu was a very real option for me (sorry for the bad taste in that analogy, but you get the point). Pizza, coke (cola), porn and a sento a surefire way to cure even the most FUCKED hangover. proceed as follows...
1) order a spicey delux & 1.25 litre of coke from pizza hut.
2) while waiting for the deliver, spank your monkey senseless - it gets the blood flowing - no shit -
3) eat the pizza while scoffing a whole pet bottle of coke.
4) go to sento. Bath. Sauna. Bath. Drink sports drinks. bath.
5) Go home. Odds are, you'll pick up a few 'travellers' to drink while you flop out in your PJs in front of the TV.
Good Luck.

That's your cure for hangover? Man.. I feel like I have finally reached the spiritual Zen or found the Holy Grail.

[CrankyBastard]

I crawled out of the sack a few hours ago and haven't felt the need to drive the porcelain bus yet, so I appear to be over the worst
Thanks for the advice, kji.
Though having the attention span of a mosquito yesterday, I didn't bother slapping the salami.

[American Oyaji]

I crawled out of the sack a few hours ago and haven't felt the need to drive the porcelain bus yet, so I appear to be over the worst
Thanks for the advice, kji.
Though having the attention span of a mosquito yesterday, I didn't bother slapping the salami.

Wow, you must have been really out of it, because in the morning, my salami slaps me so I slap him back.

[CrankyBastard]

Wow, you must have been really out of it, because in the morning, my salami slaps me so I slap him back.

Would that we could all be so well endowed.



But I'm happy with what I've got.
Served well for a good few decades, hope a few more too.