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Narita Drug Detection Dogs Rumoured To Be Taking Bribes

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Narita Drug Detection Dogs Rumoured To Be Taking Bribes

Postby Mulboyne » Mon May 26, 2008 4:46 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Mainichi: Customs lose hash stash planted in traveler's luggage to train sniffer dogs
Customs officials have lost 124 grams of hashish they planted in an unknowing traveler's luggage to train drug sniffing dogs, the head of Narita Customs said Monday. Customs officials are banned from using travelers' luggage for training practices, but one worker said it was common practice. "We want to improve the sniffer dogs' ability, so we have practiced this way several times in the past," the official said on condition of anonymity. Manpei Tanaka, head of Customs' Narita branch, apologized for the incident. "It's extremely regrettable that we have invited this sort of situation on ourselves. We will investigate the facts behind the case, provide thorough training and deal strictly with those involved," Tanaka said. Customs said the hash was stored in a metal container stuffed into the pocket of a soft, black suitcase belonging to one of 283 passengers traveling on Cathay Pacific Flight 520 from Hong Kong to Narita, which arrived at 3:31 p.m. on Sunday. The owner of the suitcase is unknown and passengers were not informed that their luggage would be used to train the drug-seeking dogs. Customs officials said four customs officials had two sniffer dogs working a luggage conveyor at Narita, but neither was able to find the drugs. Police are asking passengers on the flight about the missing drugs. Customs regulations require customs officials to prepare luggage for training exercises like the one carried out on Sunday and specifically ban travelers' baggage from being used.
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Postby Greji » Mon May 26, 2008 5:27 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]Mainichi: Customs lose hash stash planted in traveler's luggage to train sniffer dogs


Japanese Police announce arrest of another foreign International narcotics smuggler. Mr. Dudley P. Farquart III was arrested in his downtown hotel following his arrival in Japan from Hong Kong. Police related that a confidential informant identified this FG as a drug smuggler and a search of his luggage revealed 124 grams of hashish secreted in a metal container inside his soft black bag.

Farquart disavowed all knowledge of the drugs, however, procurators say it is a common guise used by foreign criminals to claim no knowledge of the contraband and that they will seek the maximum 15 years imprisonment for Farquart. Customs officials were unavailable for comment. Farquart is currently undergoing interrogation and police expect a full confession sometime within the next 23 days.
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon May 26, 2008 6:55 pm

Tip to smugglers - use metal boxes!!
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Postby ttjereth » Mon May 26, 2008 7:46 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]Mainichi: Customs lose hash stash planted in traveler's luggage to train sniffer dogs
Customs officials have lost 124 grams of hashish they planted in an unknowing traveler's luggage to train drug sniffing dogs, the head of Narita Customs said Monday. Customs officials are banned from using travelers' luggage for training practices, but one worker said it was common practice. "We want to improve the sniffer dogs' ability, so we have practiced this way several times in the past," the official said on condition of anonymity. Manpei Tanaka, head of Customs' Narita branch, apologized for the incident. "It's extremely regrettable that we have invited this sort of situation on ourselves. We will investigate the facts behind the case, provide thorough training and deal strictly with those involved," Tanaka said. Customs said the hash was stored in a metal container stuffed into the pocket of a soft, black suitcase belonging to one of 283 passengers traveling on Cathay Pacific Flight 520 from Hong Kong to Narita, which arrived at 3:31 p.m. on Sunday. The owner of the suitcase is unknown and passengers were not informed that their luggage would be used to train the drug-seeking dogs. Customs officials said four customs officials had two sniffer dogs working a luggage conveyor at Narita, but neither was able to find the drugs. Police are asking passengers on the flight about the missing drugs. Customs regulations require customs officials to prepare luggage for training exercises like the one carried out on Sunday and specifically ban travelers' baggage from being used.

Jesus fucking christ, I hope the poor sap whose luggage they planted it in isn't going to China or anyplace with similarly strict punishments.

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Postby AssKissinger » Mon May 26, 2008 7:53 pm

Haha wow! If true... but if you made it home and then opened your bag --- holy guacamole! :D
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wow - what a f*cked thing to do

Postby WesTokyo » Mon May 26, 2008 9:30 pm

Sure hope this dude isn't on his way another country in the morning... :(
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon May 26, 2008 9:31 pm

That really is fucked. I wonder if the would even take responsibility if the guy or gal they planted it on got caught.
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Postby Greji » Mon May 26, 2008 9:53 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:That really is fucked. I wonder if the would even take responsibility if the guy or gal they planted it on got caught.


They would have to in this case since it is out in the press, but think what would have happened if Joe Wienershinitzle got popped on a through passage and need someone to back him up that there was no dope in his baggage at Narita.

What? Who, me? The dog? No idea what you're talking about. Lock him up!
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Thanks Narita security guy

Postby canman » Mon May 26, 2008 11:51 pm

He has now given a whole bunch of mules a new excuse.
Police Officer "where did you get these drugs?"
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Postby Ptyx » Tue May 27, 2008 1:43 am

Oh, that's nothing, French cops lost an explosive in a bag 3 years ago :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4074101.stm
"The investigation aims to find out how police lost trace of a 150-gram bar of plastic explosives in a Paris airport.

Police had hidden the explosives in luggage to train their sniffer dogs, but the bag was lost on Friday evening. "
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue May 27, 2008 1:50 am

Why do they use a passenger bag? This is just wrong and a violation of property.

Why not use a test suitcase that is sent as unaccompanied baggage?

Idiots - they deserved to lose their drugs.
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Postby amdg » Tue May 27, 2008 2:12 am

Yes. They are not allowed to do that for a few good reasons.

But they do it because a real traveller's suitcase has aromas from all over the place, so it's a proper test for the dogs without going to all the trouble of buying a different suitcase every week and shipping it all over the world together with some guy's old socks, perfume for his girl, stained shirts, chocolates, etc.

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Postby Midwinter » Tue May 27, 2008 2:24 am

I can't find a link but the Mrs just caught an update to this story on the news - apparently they found the bag which belonged to a FG who was staying at a hotel. Not sure if the police/customs officials have apologized, though it's interesting that the bag they used just happened to belong to a foreigner. I want to believe it was just coincidence...
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Postby ttjereth » Tue May 27, 2008 2:42 am

amdg wrote:Yes. They are not allowed to do that for a few good reasons.

But they do it because a real traveller's suitcase has aromas from all over the place, so it's a proper test for the dogs without going to all the trouble of buying a different suitcase every week and shipping it all over the world together with some guy's old socks, perfume for his girl, stained shirts, chocolates, etc.

But don't worry, someone will apologise, so everything will be OK.


I'd want them to do the apologizing with their wallets.

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Postby Visitor K » Tue May 27, 2008 3:06 am

ttjereth wrote:I'd want them to do the apologizing with their wallets.


i would also find a 124 gram brick of hash acceptable as an apology.
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue May 27, 2008 3:41 am

Visitor K wrote:i would also find a 124 gram brick of hash acceptable as an apology.


I heard that!
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Postby hundefar » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:27 pm

A 10% salary cut for three months has been imposed on two other customs officers who also planted packages of cannabis resin in travelers’ luggage 10 and some 60 times, respectively.


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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:35 pm

I think they've changed the incoming declaration now to cover this:

  • Did you pack these bags yourself?
  • Did you leave your bags unattended at any time?
  • Did your bags pass through an area where a Japanese customs officer may have been loitering?


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