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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 30, 2008 11:49 am

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Postby CrankyBastard » Fri May 30, 2008 11:58 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]
Masturbate-A-Thon 2008
SF Weekly / Sunday Dispatch: 2008/05/25
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In the men's endurance competition, the two guys from Tokyo were head to head. They were Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato, and both were using the Tenga-- a red and white stripped disposable masturbation aid. After 8 hours and 40 minutes, when both had broken the world record, Taneichi finally gave up. After all, he had already won the honor of “]....[/URL]



[SIZE="5"]Masanobu!!!![/SIZE]
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You are the prey,
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Postby Midwinter » Fri May 30, 2008 3:06 pm

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Postby Greji » Fri May 30, 2008 3:13 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:[SIZE="5"]Masanobu!!!![/SIZE]
:D :D :D :D :D


Cranky, you never know about the real champion. The real Pool Hustlers will wait out the results of a high level pocket billiard tournament. When it's over they will back the winner into a freeze-out that he can't get out of because of his pride and they win all the so-called champ's money.

On the same token, when's the match Take?
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Postby CrankyBastard » Fri May 30, 2008 4:13 pm

Greji wrote:Cranky, you never know about the real champion. The real Pool Hustlers will wait out the results of a high level pocket billiard tournament. When it's over they will back the winner into a freeze-out that he can't get out of because of his pride and they win all the so-called champ's money.

On the same token, when's the match Take?
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You think Take's got it in him? I mean 20+ years of training and all!

What amused me was the guy's name, Masanobu. (mass a'knob) :oops:
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri May 30, 2008 6:51 pm

I initially thought this title was a joke and one of those pardoy news threads.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri May 30, 2008 7:04 pm

Sorry if I sound ignorant, but what exactly were they competing for?
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri May 30, 2008 7:51 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Sorry if I sound ignorant, but what exactly were they competing for?


I am confused too!!

So 8 hours no finishes? :wall:

At least the chick who won got to get off once an hour.

But the descriptions of the smell of the room sounded foul. :poh:
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri May 30, 2008 7:55 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]
Masturbate-A-Thon 2008
SF Weekly / Sunday Dispatch: 2008/05/25
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In the men's endurance competition, the two guys from Tokyo were head to head. They were Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato, and both were using the Tenga-- a red and white stripped disposable masturbation aid. After 8 hours and 40 minutes, when both had broken the world record, Taneichi finally gave up. After all, he had already won the honor of “]....[/URL]


He's holding a Tenga in that picture. For more on that device, start reading another FG thread from here.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri May 30, 2008 8:43 pm

bet you these guys were schills for tenga.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 30, 2008 10:37 pm

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Postby halfnip » Sat May 31, 2008 12:36 am

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Postby xenomorph42 » Sat May 31, 2008 12:11 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I initially thought this title was a joke and one of those pardoy news threads.


I have to give them credit, never knew Japan would get the award of the year for choking their chicken. Now I know why tissue is relatively cheap in this country.:D
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Postby Iraira » Sat May 31, 2008 1:34 pm

I know what I'm giving everyone at the office for Xmas this year, TENGA!
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Postby Dragonette » Sat May 31, 2008 2:38 pm

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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat May 31, 2008 2:47 pm

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Postby Iraira » Sat May 31, 2008 5:50 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:The other day I tried this and this.
This device is not so elaborate as introduced in the video clip.
not good. ]東京名器物語[/URL].


Take, try this, yet? Best thing is that if you are a real man, you can shave with it the next morning....
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Sat May 31, 2008 7:03 pm

....I'm trying to think of something to type apart from something along the lines of "well they don't have as far to..." but i can't. I'm not sure this is something for Japanese males to gloat about
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Postby Greji » Sat May 31, 2008 9:12 pm

Iraira wrote: try this, yet? Best thing is that if you are a real man, you can shave with it the next morning....
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I always wondered why you smelled like motor oil and gas at lunch...
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Postby Iraira » Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:52 am

Greji wrote:I always wondered why you smelled like motor oil and gas at lunch...
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When you said that you liked to lube the goat up before.......well, clearly, we have different definitions for oil & lube jobs......
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Postby Greji » Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:57 am

Iraira wrote:When you said that you liked to lube the goat up before.......well, clearly, we have different definitions for oil & lube jobs......


Well, you should have said something. I didn't realize we were talking about 40w detergent for ram jets here!
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REPEAT! Japanese are World BEATing Wankers, Again!

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat May 09, 2009 5:20 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:[SIZE="5"]Masanobu!!!![/SIZE]

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- The 9th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon
World Champion Masanobu Sato flew in from Japan for the event, where he beat his own record from last year of 9 hours and 33 minutes....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun May 10, 2009 12:30 am

I guess you need an infinite room for imagination not to bust a nut. Just picture.. a fat old lady.. a fat old lady..
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Postby Gilligan » Sun May 10, 2009 12:49 am

IkemenTommy wrote:I guess you need an infinite room for imagination not to bust a nut. Just picture.. a fat old lady.. a fat old lady..


After seeing Cranky Bastard's most recent post on the J-Babe thread, I think I could have CRUSHED that guy's record.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun May 10, 2009 4:04 pm

Cranky's photo would do it for some people like Gre...
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Postby Christoff » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:10 am

^ What the hell does that mean, "mild"? flavored fuck hole? not too spicy?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:45 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:12 pm

It looks like Danny Choo has personally been reviewing these Tenga products for a quite while now.
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Re: World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:20 pm

Update on the World Champion Wanker (been called that a few times myself, to be honest...)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/21/world-champion-masturbator_n_1163576.html
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