Mariah Carey's first pitch in Tokyo

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Postby Bucky » Fri May 30, 2008 4:23 am

Nice pair of cleats she was wearing.:clap:
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Postby Greji » Fri May 30, 2008 10:14 am

Bucky wrote:Nice pair of cleats she was wearing.:clap:


I liked those bounces going into the plate...
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Postby Gilligan » Fri May 30, 2008 11:10 am

You know that's playing on a loop in the Yankee's clubhouse. Probably on the TV closest to Jeter's locker.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri May 30, 2008 1:27 pm

Gilligan wrote:You know that's playing on a loop in the Yankee's clubhouse. Probably on the TV closest to Jeter's locker.

Jeter is no longer porking Mariah. He is currently boning Cassia Riley.
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Postby 2triky » Fri May 30, 2008 1:34 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Jeter is no longer porking Mariah. He is currently boning Cassia Riley.


Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon.
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Postby Gilligan » Fri May 30, 2008 5:37 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Jeter is no longer porking Mariah. He is currently boning Cassia Riley.


I wasn't trying to say that he was. But do you think that that's going to stop his friends from giving him shit when she throws like that?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri May 30, 2008 6:40 pm

2triky wrote:Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon.

Lets see how long it will last this time.

Gilligan wrote:I wasn't trying to say that he was. But do you think that that's going to stop his friends from giving him shit when she throws like that?

She's a fuckin singer. She doesn't have the arm of Randy Johnson.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri May 30, 2008 6:44 pm

Throwing objects at high velocity is not a skill the average women learns usually until they get angry and then their accuracy is on par with that of a Jedi.
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Postby Gilligan » Fri May 30, 2008 6:45 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:She's a fuckin singer. She doesn't have the arm of Randy Johnson.


Randy Johnson?! She threw the ball 5 feet! She doesn't have the arm of my 10-year-old daughter.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri May 30, 2008 6:57 pm

Gilligan wrote:Randy Johnson?! She threw the ball 5 feet! She doesn't have the arm of my 10-year-old daughter.

Like I said, she is just a fuckin singer. Just get over it.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Fri May 30, 2008 9:12 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Like I said, she is just a fuckin singer. Just get over it.


Loosen up IT! Gill was just sayin'.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri May 30, 2008 10:51 pm

No one can deny the woman's got hand skillz...tossing may be more her speed than throwing 8)

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Postby 2triky » Fri May 30, 2008 11:26 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Lets see how long it will last this time.


I doubt very long...I'm sure they signed the appropriate prenuptial agreement in anticipation of failure.
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Postby halfnip » Sat May 31, 2008 12:31 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:No one can deny the woman's got hand skillz...tossing may be more her speed than throwing 8)

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Hey, it's that dood from 30 Rock. LMAO
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Postby Blah Pete » Sat May 31, 2008 8:36 am

I think catcher is her natural position..
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Postby Iraira » Sat May 31, 2008 1:41 pm

So, the ball bounced like 5 times, however, it was essentially in the vertical plane of the strike zone. I doubt she spends much of her free time worrying about her breaking ball (avoiding the obvious joke here). Kinda hard to find time when your on your back with you legs in the air 23 hours a day and buried under a pile of money.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:30 am

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Not quite Mariah Carey, but if you'd zoom in closer enough on her, maybe you can get a shot of her m*nko.
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Postby Greji » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:51 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Not quite Mariah Carey, but if you'd zoom in closer enough on her, maybe you can get a shot of her m*nko.


That's okay with me. She can throw my balls anytime she wants!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:28 pm

Digging up some old material, but that was still a great pitch.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:49 pm

I remember that because the fashion police were blasting her for dressing like a 20 year old when she is closing in on 40. But there is nothing wrong about that here.
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:10 am

NJR, but Mariah Carey related.

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