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Japanese patient's 'tumour' turns out to be 25-year-old towel

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Japanese patient's 'tumour' turns out to be 25-year-old towel

Postby prolly » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:24 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080604/od_afp/healthjapanoffbeat

TOKYO (AFP) - Doctors who carried out surgery on a Japanese man to remove a "tumour" had good news and bad news for him. He did not have cancer -- but the "growth" that had been causing him pain was in fact a 25-year-old surgical towel.

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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:29 pm

prolly wrote:
. . . Doctors who carried out surgery on a Japanese man to remove a "tumour" had good news . . .


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[SIZE="4"]"It's not a tumour!"[/SIZE]

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Postby halfnip » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:57 pm

Sounds like the plot of a Grey's Anotomy episode or something... :shakeh:
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Postby Charles » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:55 pm

Look at the bright side. During the first surgery, he didn't get charged for the towel.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:34 pm

Lawsuit!
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Postby baka tono » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:08 pm

I was thinking lawsuit too but then I thought if it was me Id also ask that the idiot who left the towel in me have one surgically inserted up their ass for 25 years. Just stick it in and sew it up.
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