Squatter or Bowl?

by **Big Booger** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 11:59 am

Which do you prefer and why? Further which do you have at home? I like the bowl for comfort and ease of use.. but the squatter seems to really do magic on the bowels.. plus there is the fine point of no contact/no germs (though some have been known to tumble and get certain parts wet in the process) hehehe

by **cstaylor** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:19 pm

My mistake for heading in here during lunch.

by **Big Booger** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:26 pm

hehehe,
I'm sure that set your lunch quite nicely. So are you a bowler or a squatter?

by **cstaylor** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:30 pm

I'm not great with my aim, so squatting is out for me... why don't you turn this into a poll question?

by **Big Booger** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:40 pm

Well i thought about it, but I had already posted it and couldn't get the poll to work.

If an admin would help that would be great.

by **ramchop** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:45 pm

cstaylor wrote:I'm not great with my aim, so squatting is out for me... why don't you turn this into a poll question?

Just how bad is your aim? You don't sit down to pee do you? :lol:

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:47 pm

Big Booger wrote:hehehe...So are you a bowler or a squatter?

BOTTON!

Botton benjo (sound-of-plop toilet)

by **cstaylor** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:51 pm

ramchop wrote:You don't sit down to pee do you?

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 3:22 pm

ramchop wrote:You don't sit down to pee do you?

I do!!

by **kotatsuneko** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 9:28 pm

whats the name for that thing where theres no pipe in the toilet and you can hear it hit the tank or something? where a van comes round twice a year and sucks all the shit up?

we got that in the old family house and boy does that smell stay in the nostrils for days afterwards...

i go for western toilet everyday... specially the fancy ones with bum warmers and that erotic anal shower ^^ i remember peter molyneux of bullfrog fame brought one home to the uk after making shitloads of cash from populous..

by **cstaylor** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:05 pm

Back in the day that was called a "septic tank".

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:23 am

GomiGirl wrote:
ramchop wrote:You don't sit down to pee do you?

I do!!

Me too. Got to. :rofl:

by **Big Booger** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:21 pm

Any squatter horror stories? As for the super benjo, with washlets sprays, massagers, dryers, and so on, I am considering putting one in... I mean why not have ultimate comfort when you need to drop some kids off at the pool?

by **Gaisaradatsuraku!** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:45 pm

Big Booger wrote:Any squatter horror stories? As for the super benjo, with washlets sprays, massagers, dryers, and so on, I am considering putting one in... I mean why not have ultimate comfort when you need to drop some kids off at the pool?

Once I was forced to use a squatter shortly before a business meeting. Somehow, and I still haven't figured it out*, I wound up with a huge dab of doo-doo on my shirtsleeve which I didn't notice as I put my suit jacket on. Imagine my horror when I took my suit jacket off and I had a 8 inch mudslide up my arm (and God knows what the inside of my jacket looked like).

I haven't been the same sense. Speaking of mudslides, where is Mercutio? Does he have me on ignore? His loss.

*I think it must have something to do with an undetected hanger as I was reaching back finishing up the paperwork. Haven't used a squatter in about ten years because of this. As I write this I am getting that mental image of what I saw so many years ago.

by **Big Booger** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:27 pm

Once I was forced to use a squatter shortly before a business meeting. Somehow, and I still haven't figured it out*, I wound up with a huge dab of doo-doo on my shirtsleeve which I didn't notice as I put my suit jacket on. Imagine my horror when I took my suit jacket off and I had a 8 inch mudslide up my arm (and God knows what the inside of my jacket looked like).

That is the funniest story I have ever heard in my life.. LMAO

Poor you.

by **vvx** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 5:33 am

Did you continue the meeting?

by **ramchop** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 7:42 am

It was only a sight thing? Gai, doesn't your shit smell? :wink:

by **bejiita** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:11 pm

I prefer the squatter when out in public and a high-tech bowl at home, although, I was pushing the wrong spray button for about a month. No wonder it felt so good. :wink:

by **tidbits** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 3:22 pm

Toilet aiming cell in the male brain

http://www.happyhub.com/network/malebrain/

another male brain:

http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=Picture&display=1245

by **Big Booger** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:06 pm

Anyone ever get caught with your pants down in a squatter?

by **Pizzicatoblue** » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:21 am

I think I'll just use the old fashion toilet. But since I'm a very well-rounded person, I think I'll use the squatter.

by **American Oyaji** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 9:33 pm

You know what I do? I usually have a bag with me. I take off every piece of loose clothing and take my pants off. Its just easier to use a squatter that way.
Squatters also make it easier to do a complete job and you don't have to wipe for a thousand years if you happen to shit mochi.

bowls are great for reading and making hemorrhoids worse. And for all the cute little gadgets they put on them.

by **Big Booger** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 10:07 pm

My question is do the spray washlets rub your asshole raw and spark hemorrhoid fever?

I hate when someone shits in the wrong end.. and then you have to observe that.. I always wonder whose job is it to scoop that out?
:lol:

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:05 pm

Big Booger wrote:I hate when someone shits in the wrong end.. and then you have to observe that.. I always wonder whose job is it to scoop that out?

Which "wrong end" are you talking about? They do flush!!

It is interesting how in China you use a squatter facing away from the wall but in Japan you face the hood thingy..

by **Big Booger** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:31 am

I am talking about the end of the squatter opposite the hole. When someone lays down a brick, it isn't going to flush, no matter what. I have seen that more than my fair share of the time.. ewww it is making me sick just thinking about it.

by **GomiGirl** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:31 pm

You are supposed to face the "hood" so this happens all the time.

Solution is to have smaller bowel movements..

by **bluepxl** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:41 pm

i'm a robot, i don't use the restroom. that is for the weak, like humans.

by **GargoyleTS** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 2:06 pm

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/two/bathroom.html

Kevin: But, we're not going to go to the bathroom, are we? And why?

All: Because we're not going to be tyrannized by our bladders.

Kevin: Rght. And how. . .exactly. . .the tyranny of our bladders. And, how much time have we wasted as bladder slaves?

by **Big Booger** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:42 pm

last question.

Anyone ever shared a squatter with someone at the same time?

by **GomiGirl** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:14 am

eeewwww.. no!! :shake:

Where's that vomiting emoticon?

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