Mock Cockpit wrote:That's hair? Looks like it's been carved from a single piece of something unspeakable to me.
Mon dieu - something unspeakable indeed! Rumor has it that it's a invertebrate organism that's entered into a symbiotic relationship with Dave. It provides Dave with warmth in cold weather, an inch or two of badly-needed height, and a defense from predators (those "hair" tendrils sting like a sea anemone if you get too close).
In exchange, Dave provides it with...a brain. The thing has roots extending deep into Dave's frontal lobes.
-catone
-so don't blame Dave for being an asshole; it's his hair that's making the lame jokes and insipid news analysis
