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Japan's 73 year old porn star

Postby Iraira » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:46 pm

Even though it's CNN, well....don't watch until you've digested lunch.

http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/07/27/lah.japan.old.adult.star.cnn
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:03 pm

Iraira wrote:Even though it's CNN, well....don't watch until you've digested lunch.

http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/07/27/lah.japan.old.adult.star.cnn


Who's left? The NY Times? Elder porn seems to be all the rage with the international news desks. Obvious irony: this is filed under "breaking news."

If I were in Atlanta I'd wonder whether the Tokyo bureau is really doing any work.
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:35 pm

Aren't these reports insulting Japan?
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Postby Greji » Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:04 pm

Iraira wrote:Even though it's CNN, well....don't watch until you've digested lunch.


Up your bucket Iraira. This shows to go ya! There is life after FG.....
Shit, he's only 73.
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Postby james » Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:30 pm

Yutairui wrote:Aren't these reports insulting Japan?


alicia, is that you?
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Postby Iraira » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:57 pm

Greji wrote:Up your bucket Iraira. This shows to go ya! There is life after FG.....
Shit, he's only 73.
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Just a side question, if your girlfriend seduced you in the backyard of a church on the outskirts of Fukuoka, and in the middle of it demanded that you videotape it, all under the stained-glass eyes of Jesus, would you go to hell when you died?
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Postby Greji » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:04 pm

Iraira wrote:Just a side question, if your girlfriend seduced you in the backyard of a church on the outskirts of Fukuoka, and in the middle of it demanded that you videotape it, all under the stained-glass eyes of Jesus, would you go to hell when you died?


Nope! I already told the priest about it in confession last week. I'm clear on that one......
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Postby Behan » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:35 pm

Iraira wrote:Just a side question, if your girlfriend seduced you in the backyard of a church on the outskirts of Fukuoka, and in the middle of it demanded that you videotape it, all under the stained-glass eyes of Jesus, would you go to hell when you died?


Maybe St. Peter would let you in if you showed him the video.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:46 pm

Behan wrote:Maybe St. Peter would let you in if you showed him the video.



He already came by, stole the video and is about to sell it on the Internet. I dunno, he said he was St. Peter, but he had some awfully long horns jutting out from his head. See what happens when you flunk out of Brigham Young University (BYU). I heard Michael Jackson went to a school by a similar name, Bring'um Young University.

Whoa! Someone give me a sting (not a rimshot). Thanks folks, I'll be appearing here all week
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Postby Torimaro » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:13 am

james wrote:alicia, is that you?

god, i hope so.
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Postby Osakadave » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:58 am

Yutairui wrote:Aren't these reports insulting Japan?


Let's see the uyoku try and use 2 chan to take down CNN and Time. :D
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