Non-Challenging food in Japan

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Non-Challenging food in Japan

Postby Torimaro » Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:06 am

I honestly love Japanese food. Eating is the least difficult part of living here for me. I also love all the silly amalgamations of food found here such as curry pan. The only thing i truly miss from the states and Seattle in particular is a big sloppy sandwich. BUT YATTA!! I have found a decent substitute, it is the ookina minchikatsu. Let me start the description with the center of this divine gut bomb, take some mystery meat (pork?) and minced onions then deep fry katsu style, add a touch of katsu sauce. NOW, batter that shit and deep fry again to create a lovely donut shell not unlike that of a high quality curry pan. Sell it to the masses for a mere 135 yen and at least one happy fg you will have.
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Postby Aho Kun » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:13 am

Yamazaki cream pan, i have a serious addiction to it right now. Its becoming something of a problem.
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Postby Torimaro » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:33 am

yeah, i havent looked at the kcals (wtf is a kcal?) on this thing but im sure its not an insignificant amount. luckily i only see them at one MaxValue in a hick town i visit once a week. something is making me fat(ter) though...
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Postby Aho Kun » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:51 pm

haha god i love max value, what would i do without that place. kinda sucked when they stuck the prices up though, but hey boss coffee for 88yen, its all good.

I temped to try your creation haha
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:00 pm

Aho Kun wrote:Yamazaki cream pan, i have a serious addiction to it right now. Its becoming something of a problem.



It only really becomes a problem when the last hole in the plaque that is sealing your arteries and veins becomes plugged with grease. Well, it can also become a problem if some of that plaque breaks loose and tries to visit your brain....yeah...gets kinda difficult to concentrate then, but, fuck it, that's what stents and angioplasty (maybe even rhinoplasty) are for.
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Postby Torimaro » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:00 pm

oh i didnt create it. just over-appreciate it.
but yeah goes great with cheap drinks.
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