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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:55 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:The two Olympic losers are supposedly dating.
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I rest my case: AO and I are spot-on about Ai-chan's eminent do-abili-TAY. Just look at the way she's handling that Coke Zero bottle - imagine how she could work the ol' shaft! She's yearning for her sexual liberation (and it'll be explosive, methinks), and you guys are going to let that dork sitting next to her be the one to give it to her.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:59 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:That was a serious bullshit statement. Let me get this straight, "all" brothers have a higher tolerance for "UGLY??"


Go back to school and learn the basics of logic. Then we can have a conversation. You fucking dolt.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:20 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:I rest my case: AO and I are spot-on about Ai-chan's eminent do-abili-TAY. Just look at the way she's handling that Coke Zero bottle - imagine how she could work the ol' shaft! She's yearning for her sexual liberation (and it'll be explosive, methinks), and you guys are going to let that dork sitting next to her be the one to give it to her.

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Hmm. Looks like he's holding HER beer.

As for liking big butts, I think it goes to culture. Certain parts of African culture did NOT get destroyed during the Atlantic passage.
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Postby Gilligan » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:24 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Hmm. Looks like he's holding HER beer.


Nah. I think he just realizes that if that's the best he can do, he better waste no time in getting plastered.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:26 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Hmm. Looks like he's holding HER beer.

As for liking big butts, I think it goes to culture. Certain parts of African culture did NOT get destroyed during the Atlantic passage.


I was thinking the same thing about him holding her beer.

I'm with the brothers on the big butts. My cut off point is probably a bit smaller though.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:50 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I was thinking the same thing about him holding her beer.

I'm with the brothers on the big butts. My cut off point is probably a bit smaller though.


I just thought of something else, what if he bought that beer for her and she's putting the lid back on her soda.

As for big butts, Sir Mix=A-Lot wrote my theme song.

The J-girl I'm with now has a booty. In fact, every Jbird I've ever been has had booty.
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Postby halfnip » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:50 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:
http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Halle_Berry_wallpaper/Halle_Berry_pictures5.jpg

Having said that Aichan is not that bad(nothing that a good old paper bag can't hide)My definition of ugly would be somebody like Ryoko Tani, but that is just my overly strong, humble opinion! Imagine having to kiss that every night.


WTF does Batman have to do with this? ;)
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:06 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Hmm. Looks like he's holding HER beer.

As for liking big butts, I think it goes to culture. Certain parts of African culture did NOT get destroyed during the Atlantic passage.


Hmmm. I see what ya mean AO. Might this be enough trunk for your junk?
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:19 pm

Greji wrote:Hmmm. I see what ya mean AO. Might this be enough trunk for your junk?
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Aww, HELL Nawl!! That aint junk, that's GARBAGE!!!!

Give her to Take for a mercy fuck or feed her to your goats, just keep it away from me.

SHeeeIT, she should be shot for posing. If I were president, I'd send her to Guantanamo Bay to punish those rag-heads that don't eat pork.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:23 pm

Greji, when I come to Japan in December, you MUST come to Araku, just so you can play Charlie Murphy to my Dave Chappelle (Rick James).

5 fingers to the face man...that's just FUCKED up!
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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:48 pm

Behan wrote:After a long look through the Watching the Olympics thread I finally found her:

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21226&page=14

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This picture doesn't really do justice to how she was glaring at her opponents. I guess because the ball is in play she had to divert her evil eye away.


Pure eeeeevil. Bet her grandad bayonetted a few babies in Nanking.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:59 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Hmm. Looks like he's holding HER beer.

As for liking big butts, I think it goes to culture. Certain parts of African culture did NOT get destroyed during the Atlantic passage.

Shit I just noticed now that you mentioned that. I believe she is still 19. I bet she made him hold hers during the photo op so she could maintain her kawaii innocent Ai-chan status.

Yeah, who's the bitch in that relationship?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:02 pm

Behan wrote:After a long look through the Watching the Olympics thread I finally found her:

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21226&page=14

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This picture doesn't really do justice to how she was glaring at her opponents. I guess because the ball is in play she had to divert her evil eye away.

I bet Mr. YBF Greji would interbreed with her.
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:27 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:I bet Mr. YBF Greji would interbreed with her.


Shoganai! It's been a slow day...
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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:38 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Go back to school and learn the basics of logic. Then we can have a conversation. You fucking dolt.



Sure buddy! As soon as you go back to the womb you were extracted from, ooops, I mean, fell out from(on a cold steel floor to be exact)! That way we can forfeit the need for a illogical conversation!:D
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:19 pm

Ping Pong clothes horse Yotsumoto has announced on her blog that she's pregnant and will get married.

Source, with photos (Japanese)
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:28 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Ping Pong clothes horse Yotsumoto has announced on her blog that she's pregnant and will get married.

Source, with photos (Japanese)


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Postby canman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:09 am

A Christ, all the professional golfers are wearing those stupid knee sock now. What is up with those socks. They will definitely have some strange tan lines. I would like to know if Miyazato Ai wears those when she plays in the US. Me thinks not.
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Hey, who stole the last 10cm of her legs?

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:42 am

canman wrote:A Christ, all the professional golfers are wearing those stupid knee socks now. What is up with those socks. ... would like to know if Miyazato Ai wears those when she plays in the US. Me thinks not.


Me thinks yes.:confused:

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Postby matsuki » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:56 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Any adult woman that chooses to wear knee-high socks (except when covered by boots in the colder months) should be sent to a North Korean gulag....


I dunno, some of them can be cute/sexy...

canman wrote:A Christ, all the professional golfers are wearing those stupid knee sock now. What is up with those socks. They will definitely have some strange tan lines. I would like to know if Miyazato Ai wears those when she plays in the US. Me thinks not.


It's probably for the branding...I am still talking with a manufacture about releasing their brand in Japan as they are making tons of money on their wool socks and other special blends...try a pair on and you'll see why. I still have a few pairs of cotton socks left but they are slowly being worked out. I originally bought them just for hockey but they make everyday walking and whatnot soooo much more comfortable.

They cost an arm and a leg but I've been using the same first few that I bought for the past 2 years an there are still no holes or wear.
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Postby tone » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:57 pm

so none of you guys like ping pong/table tennis? that shit is fun as hell

and the euro looking girl a few pages back with the skort was looking good

ai chan, not so much
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Postby matsuki » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:20 pm

tone wrote:and the euro looking girl a few pages back with the skort was looking good

ai chan, not so much


Ai chan looks like a human panda hybrid with downs syndrome...but she's probably ballin' rich :D
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Postby tone » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:37 pm

hahaha - everything except the rich part, and then im just imagining the benz' and nice looking housing
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Postby Typhoon » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:19 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Any adult woman that chooses to wear knee-high socks (except when covered by boots in the colder months) should be sent to a North Korean gulag....


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Postby Greji » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:14 pm

Typhoon wrote:[YT]VfNBgNy25Vs[/YT]


They can bat my balls around for a game or two.....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:37 pm

Knee, not thigh...that's a totally different matter.
I'm talking socks worn in softball player style. Olympic softball players (and Chineese female swimmers) are the 21st century's East German swimmers/shotputters of my era (Kornelia Ender finished up with a tremendous mo' and I'd bet my balls she eventually got a set of her own, too...). I remember I used to think that the "fraulein" was the German word for the strip of hair growing above East German women's lips...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:27 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I remember I used to think that the "fraulein" was the German word for the strip of hair growing above East German women's lips...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:21 am

Friendless table tennis:

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:06 pm

amdg wrote: Ai Fukuhara ... god willing, I will never have to see you or hear your screechy, whiny little voice ever again.


Thank Buddha, no more of her fcuking squeaking.

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Double Olympic medalist Ai Fukuhara said Tuesday the weight of announcing her retirement has lifted after being lauded for her nearly 20-year squeakathon ...

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