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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:12 pm

oh goodie, i am so excited to go home next week! :D
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Postby Gilligan » Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:25 pm

Less competition.
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Postby Kagetsu » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:10 pm

Mmmm. Goat milk anybody?
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Postby Iraira » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:04 am

The above goatess is Greji's ex, he's still heartbroken over how she ended the relationship, so show the guy some sympathy.
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:46 am

Iraira wrote:The above goatess is Greji's ex, he's still heartbroken over how she ended the relationship, so show the guy some sympathy.


The bitch ran off with Buraku's dog.....
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Postby Iraira » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:57 am

Greji wrote:The bitch ran off with Buraku's dog.....
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How many times had I warned about the perils that having a threesome might bring? Did you listen? Well, I do have some good news for you...friend got an new air compressor, and once his hemmorhoids clear up, party yo!
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:13 am

Iraira wrote:How many times had I warned about the perils that having a threesome might bring? Did you listen? Well, I do have some good news for you...friend got an new air compressor, and once his hemmorhoids clear up, party yo!


Hey, you need a shabbat goy to do this guy? I'm your man. Call be when his roids heal over....ahhh, wait a minute! He ain't the dude with the chainsaw, is he?
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Postby Iraira » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:00 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, you need a shabbat goy to do this guy? I'm your man. Call be when his roids heal over....ahhh, wait a minute! He ain't the dude with the chainsaw, is he?
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The jury of his peers found him not guilty by reason of insanity, so he walks among us.

This is getting too deep for a Tuesday.
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:04 pm

Iraira wrote:The jury of his peers found him not guilty by reason of insanity, so he walks among us.

This is getting too deep for a Tuesday.


Wasn't my air compressor.....
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Postby Iraira » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:14 pm

Greji wrote:Wasn't my air compressor.....
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That's because my air compressor is kosher. No foreskins allowed.:shroom:
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:30 pm

Iraira wrote:That's because my air compressor is kosher. No foreskins allowed.:shroom:


Hey, I ain't a snipe, but I don't have an air compressor. Did you buy your's on line, or pick it up in a pink salon in Ikebukuro?
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Postby Iraira » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:28 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, I ain't a snipe, but I don't have an air compressor. Did you buy your's on line, or pick it up in a pink salon in Ikebukuro?
:cool:


Ikebukuro is not inaka kusai enough to have the type of air compressor that really gets into all the cracks and crevices of a gaijin's large intestine. Yeah, sure, you can tingle your sphincter, but for real relief, one needs to go up to Kitadaichou. Only the newbies stay in Minami-chokuchou.
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Postby Greji » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:40 am

Iraira wrote:Only the newbies stay in Minami-chokuchou.


Don't you mean Minami Chokkyuu Cho, in Shinjuku 2 Chome?
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Postby Iraira » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:14 pm

Greji wrote:Don't you mean Minami Chokkyuu Cho, in Shinjuku 2 Chome?
:cool:


Can I help it if I suffer from chronic rectal itching?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:06 pm

from Shudojo: nure nawa zange
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Postby Gilligan » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:34 am



Come on now, Taro, that's a sheep. What kind of pervs do you think we are here?

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There. I feel better.
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Postby Greji » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:49 am

Gilligan wrote:Come on now, Taro, that's a sheep. What kind of pervs do you think we are here?


You called?
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