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Postby Iraira » Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:31 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:dammit, i thought we'd agreed that you'd take care of me! it is, after all, where we met! :shock:



A man will say anything as "that moment is arriving":hehe:
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:58 am

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Postby 2triky » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:00 am

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Postby Iraira » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:06 am

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Is that semen or mayonaise dripping off of the disgruntled salariman's coat and bag? Rain water usually doesn't look so congealed?
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Postby 2triky » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:09 am

Iraira wrote:Is that semen or mayonaise dripping off of the disgruntled salariman's coat and bag? Rain water usually doesn't look so congealed?


Hehe.

One dare not ask when the answer may be as frightening as the question.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:14 am

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Postby craxican » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:07 pm

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hmmmmm.... i wonder what kind of casual wine bar this is... Monday through Sunday from 2000 until 0700.... do they let gaijin in or just nationals only?
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:43 pm

craxican wrote:Image

hmmmmm.... i wonder what kind of casual wine bar this is... Monday through Sunday from 2000 until 0700.... do they let gaijin in or just nationals only?

That place is in Shibuya and foreigners are fine. Most places open those hours can be a bit wary if you rock up for the first time at 6:00am so you probably need to go once before midnight to establish your credentials.
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Postby craxican » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:15 pm

Mulboyne wrote:That place is in Shibuya and foreigners are fine. Most places open those hours can be a bit wary if you rock up for the first time at 6:00am so you probably need to go once before midnight to establish your credentials.


i wasn't trying to be serious.... i was trying to make fun of it cause it said "PEE".... you ruined my day mulboyne :(

so how do you establish them "credentials" by the by...
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Postby Bucky » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:24 pm

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Postby SpecialDefects333 » Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:14 am

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Postby 2triky » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:52 am

This is f*ckin' hilarious. Anybody been to a yakiniku joint with such a hip instructional guide?

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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:02 am

2triky wrote:This is f*ckin' hilarious. Anybody been to a yakiniku joint with such a hip instructional guide?
Actually I have, but it's Genghis Khan not yakiniku.

http://www.kuro-hitsuji.com

The last time I was there, the menus changed to a less hip version, but the art is still archived on their site.
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Postby 2triky » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:12 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Actually I have, but it's Genghis Khan not yakiniku.

http://www.kuro-hitsuji.com

The last time I was there, the menus changed to a less hip version, but the art is still archived on their site.


Oh my bad. It's Mongolian bbq then...nonetheless it's pretty funny. Thanks for the heads up.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:53 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Actually I have, but it's Genghis Khan not yakiniku.

http://www.kuro-hitsuji.com

The last time I was there, the menus changed to a less hip version, but the art is still archived on their site.


The name of that restaurant/link (kuro-hitsuji) made me a little nervous - at least that Greiji might think I'm treading on his turf (greiji-yagi).

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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:49 am

[quote="kurohinge1"]The name of that restaurant/link (kuro-hitsuji) made me a little nervous - at least that Greiji might think I'm treading on his turf (greiji-yagi).

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You need to be more careful Kuro. There are trademarks involved here!
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:51 am

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That one is truly inscrutable. Is it an homage to Matisse or Munch or something, or is it simply incredibly incompetent? The child appears to be Rosemary's Baby.
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Postby omae mona » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:38 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:That one is truly inscrutable. Is it an homage to Matisse or Munch or something, or is it simply incredibly incompetent? The child appears to be Rosemary's Baby.

Well, that just begs for a posting of the originals, for comparison:


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I think you hit the nail on the head!
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:53 am

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The Anime Centre Official Shop and Nippon Budokan are selling canned raisin bread. (Budo = grape = raisin).
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Postby wuchan » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:34 pm

found this on a walk with my kid. I did not set this up, found it like this.
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Postby omae mona » Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:23 pm

Recent random Engrish sightings in Motomachi, Yokohama.

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Postby AlbertSiegel » Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:46 pm

LOL!! You should have seen it when I tried to explain to a Japanese girl why I found the name of Wood & Pecker funny when we walked by it. She never did get it.
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Postby sublight » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:18 pm

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:31 pm

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Another quiet night in the club: "91st bottle of champagne"
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Postby Gilligan » Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:42 pm

I don't think this is a chain--but if it is, I guess that just makes it a little more ridiculous.

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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:09 pm

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Another quiet night in the club: "91st bottle of champagne"


Ah yes, the Japanese: All brass, No class.
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Postby omae mona » Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:17 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Image

Another quiet night in the club: "91st bottle of champagne"


Mulby, I hope that wasn't your individual tally. If so, I'm extremely angry because you promised me the lap dances that came with bottle #80, but you never invited me along!
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:10 am

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And strawberry sushi:

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Postby Gilligan » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:17 pm

Mulboyne wrote:And strawberry sushi:

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That's just TOTALLY wrong!
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