For all your pedophile doll needs

[Charles]

Cum On Dolls [Oh so very NSFW]

Via Reddit.

[Greji]

Cum On Dolls [Oh so very NSFW]

Via Reddit.

Not bad Chas! Who did your camera work for you?

[nottu]

[Mulboyne]

Clever marketing has turned this new book into a surprise bestseller. The lengthy title roughly translates as "Legend Of The Original Antarctic Model: From Dutch Wife to Love Doll, a Post-War History of Sex Dolls". If you click the Amazon Japan link you can see a few sample pages. The Antarctic reference in the title relates to the popular belief that development of these dolls was encouraged by government agencies who wanted to find ways for teams in isolated areas to be able to satisfy natural urges. ZakZak has an article on the book in Japanese here.

[Mulboyne]

...The Antarctic reference in the title relates to the popular belief that development of these dolls was encouraged by government agencies who wanted to find ways for teams in isolated areas to be able to satisfy natural urges....

The US solution:
Antarctic base gets 16,500 condoms

One of the last shipments to a US research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year's supply of condoms, a New Zealand newspaper reported today. Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them. The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter. "Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable," Mr Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper. About 125 scientists and staff are stationed at McMurdo base, the largest community in Antarctica, during the winter months when there is constant darkness. The first sunrise will occur on August 20th, and McMurdo's population will start to increase again in September when supply flights resume, peaking at more than 1,000 during the summer period.

[Mulboyne]

[pheyton]

Hey, just leaves more Japanese girls for gaijins.

[Mulboyne]

[Charles]

[Bucky]

[American Oyaji]

I don't think I want to know what she is cleaning out of her mouth.

[Kagetsu]

The dentist in the labcoat in the background...

WTFBBQ?

[TFG]

The way the doll patient has her hands gets me.
Is this doll a department store employee, probably equally intelligent.

[Charles]

The way the doll patient has her hands gets me.
Is this doll a department store employee, probably equally intelligent.

The dental patient dolls are actually quite "intelligent" since they are wired with sensors hooked up to a computer (you can see it in the background). My university pioneered the use of these dolls, they're used for early training of dentists and dental assistants. The problem is that novices don't know how hard they can pull or push on a jaw or various other parts of a patient without causing pain or discomfort, and patients are reluctant to protest since they are supposedly being treated by a professional who knows what he's doing. So the novices do trial runs on the dummies until they get a vague feel for what a patient can tolerate, the sensors beep if they pull too hard. Once they develop a light touch, they can move on to live patients.

Oh I wish my former dentist, Dr. Ham-fist, had used these when he was a student. My new dentist said, "he used to be on the football team, he always grips your jaw like it was a football!"

[kusai Jijii]

My university pioneered the use of these dolls...

My university...My Japanese teacher...My professor....

Fuck me, do you ever let up?

[Charles]

[quote="kusai Jijii"]My university...My Japanese teacher...My professor....

Fuck me, do you ever let up? ]
Yes. I omitted the part about how my next-door neighbor was dean of the Dental School and he set up the dental dummy program. I believe my old friend has most of the patents on these devices.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

My university pioneered the use of these dolls,

they certainly weren't very pioneering in the area of hiring good employees though.

what exactly is it you did there anyway chuckles?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

[quote="kusai Jijii"]My university...My Japanese teacher...My professor....

Fuck me, do you ever let up? ]

actually we shouldn't be so hard on ole chuckie boy. he might be a total dunce and not know fuck all about anything, but he surrounds himself with people who are actual experts in things, therefore making him look like he knows what he's talking about. dubya employeed that tactic and it got him selected twice!

[American Oyaji]

actually we shouldn't be so hard on ole chuckie boy. he might be a total dunce and not know fuck all about anything, but he surrounds himself with people who are actual experts in things, therefore making him look like he knows what he's talking about. dubya employeed that tactic and it got him selected twice!

Good point, but it gets damned annoying.

[Bucky]

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/oooooh/honey-doll-has-touch-sensors-moans-has-fake-orgasms-288234.php


Shipped right to your house:



http://www.honeydolls.jp/main.html

[Bucky]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1085059/Pictured-The-robot-pull-faces-just-like-human-being.html

[Mulboyne]

[hundefar]

Nice tits on the one with the purple hair. Phwoooar!

[kusai Jijii]

Love the different 'poses' they come in. Check out the tradiional 'maguro' on the left.
Also, isn't it always the same - like how nothing ever looks like the picture on the box?

[Kagetsu]

I see those tits, and think...


Mr Garrison?

As for the ones above (with the voices!) After looking at their head "x-Ray" I can't help but think... now you can really fuck her brains out. ^O^

So much for deep throat.

[Sentakki Fried Chicken]

Fem-bot's my love machine

[Kagetsu]

Could there be a cheesier look?

[kusai Jijii]

That shit is SCARY!!!

[Greji]

That shit is SCARY!!!

I'd do her, or it, whichever....

[Bucky]

That shit is SCARY!!!

He could use some help in shopping for her wardrobe it looks like. That is unless he really goes for the maid get-up.