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Tokyo Banana Diet emergency

Postby prolly » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:18 am

Japanese banana importers are currently in a state of emergency due to the wild popularity of the Morning Banana Diet: Most supermarkets in Japan are selling out of bananas by 3 p.m. every day. The Morning Banana Diet was developed by a pharmacist in Osaka to help her husband lose weight and it gained popularity when a TV program featured a singer who lost 15 pounds in six weeks on the diet. The diet regimen is simple: Eat a banana and drink room temperature water in the morning, eat whatever you want for lunch or dinner (except for desserts) and go to bed before midnight.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1850454,00.html?xid=rss-world

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Postby Iraira » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:31 am

I'm getting really fed up with not finding any non-brown bananas at the market thanks to this 3+week old trend...TIJ, so the clock is ticking. Meanwhile, Chiquita is loving Japanese life in a major financial way. Pineapples have gotten cheaper, tho'.
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Postby 2triky » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:26 am

Whatever happened to that scarcity of butter a few months back?
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:09 am

Iraira wrote:I'm getting really fed up with not finding any non-brown bananas at the market thanks to this 3+week old trend...TIJ, so the clock is ticking. Meanwhile, Chiquita is loving Japanese life in a major financial way. Pineapples have gotten cheaper, tho'.


Yea, until this fad fades, I wish they would lower the kiwi prices too. Gotta load up on my potassium somehow.:confused:
Been stocking up on 'em, even bought a kiwi tree(male and female)just in case they come out with a "kiwi diet" I`ll stock up! Hey, I'm way ahead of the game.:D
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Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:48 am

"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

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Postby gomichild » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:09 am

It's so annoying - we were getting really good deals on bananas before that stupid show.... I wonder what the next fad will be....
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Postby GuyJean » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:37 am

2triky wrote:Whatever happened to that scarcity of butter a few months back?
Maybe it was caused by a butter diet.. ;)

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Postby 2triky » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:53 am

Hehe. With all the fad diets coming out of Japan I wouldn't be surprised.
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Postby Yokohammer » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:02 am

If it's like most other J-fads it won't last long.
Then we'll see mountains of rotting bananas at the supermarkets for a while.

Anyway ... I've been eating a banana for breakfast for years, and I sure as heck aren't thin. :confused:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:04 am

Bucky wrote:"Yes! We have no bananas ...
http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/bananas.htm


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Postby AshitaNoHisoka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:06 am

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Hammer Time

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:12 pm

I think MC Hammer might have the answer to Japan's shortage.

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Postby gomichild » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:14 pm

I scored some!!!
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:37 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think MC Hammer might have the answer to Japan's shortage.

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Postby Snolygoster » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:10 am

Oh dear lord. I didn't need to see Hammer's banana hammock.

And screw this trend. All that's left by the time I get off work are tiny little green bananas.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:44 am

Why not try the Shima bananas?
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