How to date a Japanese girl . . . in Bangkok

[Bucky]

http://preetamrai.com/weblog/archives/2008/09/01/how-to-date-a-japanese-girl/

[Cortana]

uzai.

[kusai Jijii]

How to date a Japanese girl? Is this even a question?
1. Find.
2. Feed.
3. Fuck.
4. Forget.

[Behan]

I suppose that was meant to be serious but it was really funny. But I did take notes.

BTW, I am one of the geeks sitting on the floor.

[gkanai]

I know the presenter and was present for her presentation.

[IkemenTommy]

From Slide24:

but once you get one (a girl friend), you should stop chasing others. otherwise you will get in trouble

Not unless you don't get caught.

[hundefar]

I know the presenter and was present for her presentation.

in what way "know"?

[wuchan]

LOL if you you need any of this advise you have zero game.

[Behan]

LOL if you you need any of this advise you have zero game.

The truth really hurts me.

[pheyton]

Oh come on. Japanese girls drink. Need I say more??

[kusai Jijii]

Oh come on. Japanese girls drink. Need I say more??

When I said "feed", that meant "drink" too.

[AshitaNoHisoka]

[Samurai_Jerk]

You know, looking through that slide show makes me think of some things I'm doing wrong, assuming it's partially true. I always get friended, and I like it to stop. >.<

Then don't be friends with them. It's that simple.

[Iraira]

You know, looking through that slide show makes me think of some things I'm doing wrong, assuming it's partially true. I always get friended, and I like it to stop. >.<

When she says something like, "I really like having you as a friend, y'see I want your advice about this guy that I'm seeing, who is married....", they you interrupt her and tell her that you'd like to drop a Cleveland Steamer on her. That should get your point across and get you out of the friend zone one way or another.

[Behan]

When she says something like, "I really like having you as a friend, y'see I want your advice about this guy that I'm seeing, who is married....", they you interrupt her and tell her that you'd like to drop a Cleveland Steamer on her. That should get your point across and get you out of the friend zone one way or another.

Just because Cleveland has a river that caught on fire, people think they have the right to make fun of it. It's not fair.

Some River! Chocolate-brown, oily, bubbling with subsurface gases, it oozes rather than flows. "Anyone who falls into the Cuyahoga does not drown," Cleveland's citizens joke grimly. "He decays". . . The Federal Water Pollution Control Administration dryly notes: "The lower Cuyahoga has no visible signs of life, not even low forms such as leeches and sludge worms that usually thrive on wastes." It is also -- literally -- a fire hazard.

:p

http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/entry.php?rec=1642

[amdg]

Now that the cleaveland steamer strategy has been "laid out".

Two points about the seminar title.

1. Not all Japanese are the same. This fact will surprise a lot of Japanese girls who are brought up to think that they are all basically the same. Sheesh, what is it with these people who don't think it's stupid to say "Japanese girls like, X, Y, Z" And then you point out their best friend, also a Japanese girl, who doesn't like any of those things, but instead prefers the old C.S. (above). It's a serious dementia.

2. People want an "attractive" Japanese girl, not you. You can go home. Thank you.


My work here is done. :P

[Iraira]

Just because Cleveland has a river that caught on fire, people think they have the right to make fun of it. It's not fair.



http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/entry.php?rec=1642

Ummm...how can I properly explain this....let Urban Dictionary do the talking...

Cleveland Steamroller
You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. It is probably named after Cleveland because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake".

There's also a variation....

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag
The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

See Cleveland is famous for more than a burnable lake and an empty Rock 'n Roll museum.

[Behan]

You could also add that it's a city where the NFL team's owner moved a very popular team out of town. The Browns that are there are not the original Browns team.

[TFG]

As the Japanese say. "Heta Na Teppo Wo Kazu Uteba, ATARU".

It is true and has been my motto sine I got here in 1982.

It also makes you more appealing as the babes know, you can take them or leave them.

[AshitaNoHisoka]

[TFG]

That might not be a bad motto to live by. If I ask enough of them from the start I should eventually get some luck with one.

It has served me well in many ways.

Go for it..And as for the ones that get away, forget them.

[sublight]

Date them in Bangkok the same way you date them anywhere else.

Cut them open and count the rings!