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Postby james » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:30 pm

How the really rude can escape with a yellow card

" wrote:She thinks he's too bloody KY by far, and he's sick to death of being treated like an NTT - and if things get much more MM, he's going to MK5 and she's going to jolly well flounce off to HR.

Welcome to 21st-century Japan, no longer the land of harmony and politeness but a grim new world of acrimony by acronym.

If you were baffled by the opening sentence, you are in good company ...link...
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Postby Charles » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:02 pm

BTW, NJR.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:27 pm

Charles wrote:BTW, NJR.


wtf is wrong with you, chuckles? it's completely japan related.

you're just mad that half your posts get chucked out of the f*ked news for not being japan-related. either that or you just wanted to make sure you acheived your 4000th post (sad bastard)
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:29 pm

james wrote:How the really rude can escape with a yellow card


argh...and i still struggle with those cutesy emoticons! (><)
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:49 pm

Charles wrote:BTW, NJR.

RTFA.
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Postby Charles » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:55 pm

I swear there was no link when I saw this post. Were you editing this when it was already up?
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Postby james » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:23 pm

Charles wrote:I swear there was no link when I saw this post. Were you editing this when it was already up?


was posted straight away with the link in place, which the mods seem to have emphasized for the click-impaired.

in addition, if you actually read the lead in blurb i posted instead of just letting your eyes glaze over, you'll see that it says:


"Welcome to 21st-century Japan, no longer the land of harmony and politeness.."

which to the astute would indicate that it may in fact be japan related.
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Postby omae mona » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:25 pm

james wrote:"Welcome to 21st-century Japan, no longer the land of harmony and politeness.."

which to the astute would indicate that it may in fact be japan related.


Now if we could only figure out which country Tokyo Disneyland was in...
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:30 pm

omae mona wrote:Now if we could only figure out which country Tokyo Disneyland was in...


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

it's next to dubai, which is near the UAE. just ask chuck.
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Postby Greji » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:32 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

it's next to dubai, which is near the UAE. just ask chuck.


That won't work. He thinks it's east of Des Moines.....
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Postby Iraira » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:13 pm

Greji wrote:That won't work. He thinks it's east of Des Moines.....
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Isn't that in France or something?
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:56 pm

Iraira wrote:Isn't that in France or something?


No, closer to Brazil...
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:17 am

Charles wrote:BTW, NJR.


BTW, STFU. It was totally JR.

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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:30 am

American Oyaji wrote:What a SM.


My girl friend, when she's wearing her sleek form fitting rubber garments....
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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:20 pm

From the link:

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How the fuck you doin', mate?!
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:50 pm

Iraira wrote:Isn't that in France or something?


A bit east of Fresno!
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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:21 pm

American Oyaji wrote:BTW, STFU. It was totally JR.

What a SM.


SuckMaster? ScheissMund? Silly-ass Mofo?
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Postby Zeth3D » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:24 pm

obviously its in the box, under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop, you know the place
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:52 pm

Zeth3D wrote:obviously its in the box, under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop, you know the place


Know it well. Jerry was at master at that....
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