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Hikaru UTADA has bigger problems than her weight

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Postby amdg » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:23 am

To see what happened in a similar case…(PDF)

http://www.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/06/08/053295P.pdf

Facts of the case: Mexican (-american?) stopped in his car for routine traffic inspection. Lies to police about several things, police search car and find 124,700 in cash. Police dogs detect drugs on the bills (in a ‘control’ experiment the same dogs do not detect drugs on cash borrowed from various police officers – good doggies). Cash is seized by police under 21 U.S.C. ss881(a)(6).

The seized cash was initially deemed returnable to the claimants by the district court, but this was reversed on appeal and the cash was ultimately held subject to forfeiture to the government.

The court said that, prima facie, “the possession of a large sum of cash (in one case, $84,615) is strong evidence of a connection with drug activity”. Further, the totality of the circumstances – the unusual mode of travel (check), the inability to identify characters of the alleged transaction (check), false statements to police officers (check) and police dog alert (check) – leads most naturally to the inference of illegal drug activity.

Ouch. Mind you, in that case the claimants were Mexican dirt farmers, so things could go differently in the present case if our wealthy Japanese entertainer can show it is not unreasonable for her to carry that much cash. It’s going to be very interesting to see what argument she comes up with – if she trys to show that large cash transfers are not unusual for her then I think the IRS will be quite interested in what she has to say. ;)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:29 pm

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The opposite of a nice guy is not a scumbag sellout. I'm talking about pussies that always kiss a girls ass, always pay the bill, and pretend like they don't want to get into a girl's pants or claim to be disgusted by other men's behavior don't get laid. At least not often. You can be straight up with someone without being a nice guy.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:27 pm

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Pop diva Hikaru Utada divorces director husband Kazuaki Kiriya
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...pop diva Hikaru Utada has divorced her director/photographer husband Kazuaki Kiriya, with the couple blaming their split on spending too much time apart abroad...more...
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:24 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue May 01, 2007 1:22 am

Funny how she took over the show and the two were rambling in English while the host of the show tried to regain control. Classic.
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Postby Behan » Tue May 01, 2007 8:53 pm

Looks like she took off some of that weight. That is, if it's after the pic posted earlier.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue May 01, 2007 11:00 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:[YT]WlLgB2jDBqc[/YT]



Is there anything genuine on Japanese TV?
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Postby kamome » Wed May 02, 2007 1:37 am

Anyone recognize the girl that Utada is speaking with on that show? I've never seen her before, but Utada seems really happy to meet her.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed May 02, 2007 1:52 am

kamome wrote:Anyone recognize the girl that Utada is speaking with on that show? I've never seen her before, but Utada seems really happy to meet her.
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Postby Greji » Wed May 02, 2007 5:33 pm

Hey didn"t we start out on this thread centruries ago about Fujii Keiko getting popped? What happened to that case anyway? It sure got quiet all of a sudden!
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Postby kamome » Wed May 02, 2007 11:40 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Image


Thanks. She's certainly cute, but what is she, an idol? A singer?
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Postby dimwit » Thu May 03, 2007 8:15 am

kamome wrote:Thanks. She's certainly cute, but what is she, an idol? A singer?



Both I assume.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leah_dizon
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu May 03, 2007 9:52 am

dimwit wrote:Both I assume.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leah_dizon



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Postby dimwit » Thu May 03, 2007 10:27 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You know, the internet has pretty much taken away any need to ask questions anymore.



True enough, but I found that there are times that the internet is of little help. For example I was driving through the town of Itano in Tokushima the other day and I dimly recalled that someone famous came from there but I couldn't for the life of me remember who. Internet searchs on Itano tell me nothing.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu May 03, 2007 11:09 am

dimwit wrote:True enough, but I found that there are times that the internet is of little help. For example I was driving through the town of Itano in Tokushima the other day and I dimly recalled that someone famous came from there but I couldn't for the life of me remember who. Internet searchs on Itano tell me nothing.


Isn't Itano where that Spanish? Potuguese? original FG Moraes? Morais? lived?
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Postby dimwit » Thu May 03, 2007 11:23 am

CrankyBastard wrote:Isn't Itano where that Spanish? Potuguese? original FG Moraes? Morais? lived?


He lived in a hill on the top of Bizen. I was thinking of someone modern. At first I thought it was Horiemon but he is from Fukuoka.:confused:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:50 am

IkemenTommy wrote:[YT]WlLgB2jDBqc[/YT]

Utada back on the show same show again with the similar stunt. The original video with Leah Dizon is pulled off, however.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:55 am

IkemenTommy wrote:...The original video with Leah Dizon is pulled off, however.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:25 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Utada back on the show same show again with the similar stunt. The original video with Leah Dizon is pulled off, however.
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When is this guy's 15 mins of fame going to be up. He has to be the most annoying of the one-trick tarento ever.
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Postby ttjereth » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:34 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:When is this guys 15 mins of fame going to be up. He has to be the most annoying of the one-trick tarento ever.


Everytime I see him on TV I thank god I don't work at an elementary school anymore.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:45 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:When is this guy's 15 mins of fame going to be up. He has to be the most annoying of the one-trick tarento ever.

You know that people are already predicting that this one-liner will be used as a joke during this year's bonenkai season.
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Postby canman » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:27 pm

This guy graduated from Waseda University. I guess his parents and professors must be delighted he is using his formal education to better the world.
I think this kind of act is so dangerous for a career. Unless he is able to come up with something bigger and better, this is what he will be known for for the rest of his life. How long can he run around in a bikini bathing suit like that. I give him this New Years TV season and then he will fall off the edge of the world. But get ready because you are going to see him on every channel in the coming months.
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Postby Behan » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:40 pm

Kind of like Hard Gay. He has been largely forgotten. Or that 'Dandy (something)' guy and his 'gets'.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:47 pm

Behan wrote:Kind of like Hard Gay. He has been largely forgotten. Or that 'Dandy (something)' guy and his 'gets'.


I hated that "Gets" guy....he stole the gesture/gimmick from Isaac (the bartender on The Love Boat).
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:00 am

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Postby Catoneinutica » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:32 am

Greji wrote:She's about to deep throat that cup to give Jack his little stiffy for the week...
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I bet she'd like to deep-throat something, anything, she looks so emaciated.

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