Finally something I hate other than gaijins

[GomiGirl]

edit: strange.. the topic of this thread was Jack bitching about the smell of seafood, then he turns around and brags about the seafood he had for breakfast.

I was thinking the same thing while reading through this thread.

BTW I had mikan, banana and vegemite on toast. I was at the ACCJ ball last night and needed some vitamins.

[amdg]

Whatever you do DO NOT hire him as a food consultant!

Caviar and and champagne for breakfast?! How disgusting ...

It's the breakfast of lotto winners everywhere.

[Mike Oxlong]

It's the breakfast of lotto winners everywhere.

And nowhere in Canada is the lotto bigger, than in Jack's putative home province of Quebec...the monthy budget for dem Pepsis breaks down something like this:
1. Lotto tickets
2. Vin
3. cigarettes
4. Food, rent, shit like that

[james]

Who the fuck pluralizes gaijin, anway?! Fucking idiot.

sophisticated guys like jack and take.

[james]

And nowhere in Canada is the lotto bigger, than in Jack's putative home province of Quebec...the monthy budget for dem Pepsis breaks down something like this:
1. Lotto tickets
2. Vin
3. cigarettes
4. Food, rent, shit like that

watch it there, anglo

[halfnip]

See? You wouldn't know it because YOU can't buy the really fresh fish but we do. And I have news for you: it smells when you cook it.

And it's not just fish that emits seafood odor that I dislike more than gaijins. It's dried bonito especially when making dashi, it's kelp, it's niboshi (dried fish), it's the powdered stuff that you sprinkle on rice, its scallops it's all sorts of things. I don't hate these things and will eat them but my initial point for those with the brains of a two year old, was that Japanese cuisine always seem to include somekind of fish or seafood-derived ingredients, the odor of which, is now driving mer isane. Now, do I need to draw a picture so you can understand?

Geez, I wonder why the Japanese have a tradition dating back hundreds (better yet, thousands) of years eating fish.. Hmm..

<Jeopardy music playing in the background>

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Aww, FUCK IT!

[Mike Oxlong]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hoP9pW31sQhyE4n4L8Nj2cHdb08w
http://news.theage.com.au/national/sea-shepherd-set-for-antiwhaling-battle-20081206-6sst.html

Soon, you'll be able to get your whale steaks, lightly seasoned from exploding bottles of rancid butter...

[Catoneinutica]

[SIZE="5"]Where's the picture of your champagne & caviar (together), bitch JACK?????[/SIZE]:flame:

Here's one, with guns & guitars standing in for the champagne & caviar:

[amdg]

Here's one, with guns & guitars standing in for the champagne & caviar:

And a nice case of crotch rash. Ewww.

[Jack]

A dramatization..





GJ

Oishii sou Guyjean sama.

[Midwinter]

Oishii sou Guyjean sama.

Only fucktards use sama. What's the bet Jack uses it when addressing his wife because he thinks its cute lol.

[Tsuru]

Owned.

[omae mona]

Oishii sou Guyjean sama.

Oh really?

I am fluent. I can speak, read and write.

You are almost as good as my 4-year-old. When she was 2. Time to review basic basic basic grammar.

[james]

Oh really?



You are almost as good as my 4-year-old. When she was 2. Time to review basic basic basic grammar.

i can't believe i almost missed that error.

[Jack]

Only fucktards use sama. What's the bet Jack uses it when addressing his wife because he thinks its cute lol.

Actually my wife calls me kami sama. And when she doesn't I give her a spanking.

[Mike Oxlong]

Oh, the mighty hunter. Pistol whipping, bayoneting, the eternal bad boy.

[wuchan]

Actually my wife calls me kami sama. And when she doesn't I give her a spanking.

Last I checked a person can't marry their left hand.
Does your "wife" look like this?:

[Tengu Kid]

Actually my wife calls me kami sama. And when she doesn't I give her a spanking.

And by `wife` you mean `toy poodle` and by `spanking` you mean `arse rape`

[ketchupkatsu]

hey Jack, if you're rich it most likely means two things, you were born lucky (into money) or you had some lucky breaks along the way.

If you're self made, look back on how you accumulated your wealth and you probably see a couple of times, if things went another way you wouldn't be where you are today.

While looking back, you should be able to be more understanding of those who didn't have things go their way at important times of their lives, maybe a deal fell through, or a job offer didn't pan out, etcetera.

So you shouldn't boast of your successes and laugh at others who did not get all the benefits you have managed to receive. Just be grateful for what you have.



I am in no way wealthy, but I live in Hawaii, and lately have been commuting weekly to Tokyo. The flight is about 8 hrs. each way and with the time zone difference I leave Tokyo Friday night, spend the weekend at home in Hawaii, and arrive in Tokyo on Monday morning.

Maybe you could live on the West coast of North America, and commute to Tokyo. This might allow for your wife to cook a wider variety of items instead of seafood and konbu.

[Greji]

I give her a spanking.

If spanking is the best you can do, send her around. I'll bang her like a screen door in a hurricane and you won't ever have to worry about sama-zama again.....

[Iraira]

I'll bang her like a screen door in a hurricane

Due to the purity and perfectness of the above statement, I owe you an alcoholic beverage.

[Greji]

Due to the purity and perfectness of the above statement, I owe you an alcoholic beverage.

You're known to be a sucker for the vernacular, so it was easy. I shall graciously accept at cigar night tomorrow!

[baka tono]

The point is, I can't handle the smell of fish or seafood anymore ALL the fuckin time in my house.

Hmm maybe you are pregnant:confused:

[Iraira]

You're known to be a sucker for the vernacular, so it was easy. I shall graciously accept at cigar night tomorrow!

Got a date with gf tommow night, and next cigar night I got friends from the Westside coming into town...so....Xmas eve...I am not going to be one of your reindeer this year, even though you are stunning in red. Shinnenkai cigar night ok?

[Captain Spaulding]

The point is, I can't handle the smell of fish or seafood anymore ALL the fuckin time in my house.

Maybe it's your wife's pussy that smells like fish.

Quit being a bitch and try being a little grateful that your bitch is home cooking where she should be, and not out playing pattycakes with her girlfriends spending your loot on overpriced handbags and tooty fuckin frooty ice cream cones. Dipshit.