Help please, I just want to leave

[Phantom]

...a pathetic idiot with a victim complex

[SIZE="7"]FUCK OFF HOME[/SIZE]

You need a hug.

[Iraira]

You need a hug.

I got slapped then arrested last time I tried to hug him. However, I could feel his wispy chest hairs straining to burst through the wool sweater.

[kusai Jijii]

write down on a piece of paper exactly what you dislike about your life here and indeed what you like. Then write down what you will like about the place you are going to and also what you won't like.
Look at it all analytically and make a decision.

Would his list look something like this?

Likes: J-pussy.

Dislikes: Salarymen, crowded trains, small apartments, politicians at train stations, being stared at, j-television, j-police, being fingerprinted, natto, slippers with suits, uyoku, animation characters on your bank card, the fact that you can never order anything that isn't 'in the set', mamachari with sweeky breaks, porno mosaics, the words kawaiiiiiiiiii, oishiiiiiii, samuiiiiiii, and atsuiiiiiiii in high piched uniform voices, tsuyu, obachans who say "bikurishita!" when they see you, obachans in general, undokais, having your 'day off' on Tuesday, ATMs that close, condoms that dont fit, bosozoku, drunks who piss, shit, and vomit in the street, fucked up pizza toppings that should be illegal, j-drivers, pachinko, FGs who think they're Japanese, reentry permits, the cunts down at immigration, teaching engrish, Engrish students, Engrish schools, how every J-chick you have dated turned out to be a psychotic infantile moron, the implications of the word 'muzukashii', j-landlords, key money, Lotteria, overwrapped goods, grape fanta, Dave Spector, Taro, dogs in raincoats, Smap...

[Behan]

[SIZE="5"]KJ, that's my list![/SIZE]

[maraboutslim]

Yep, that stuff is what drove me back to California. On the positive side were the chicks, a few good friends, and my bands, but eventually all that stuff on the negative side got to be too much to carry around.

[Phantom]

Would his list look something like this?
Likes: J-pussy.
Dislikes: ...every J-chick you have dated turned out to be a psychotic infantile moron...

You can remove the "J-" and your list is still 100% accurate.

[Jack]

Would his list look something like this?

Likes: J-pussy.

Dislikes: Salarymen, crowded trains, small apartments, politicians at train stations, being stared at, j-television, j-police, being fingerprinted, natto, slippers with suits, uyoku, animation characters on your bank card, the fact that you can never order anything that isn't 'in the set', mamachari with sweeky breaks, porno mosaics, the words kawaiiiiiiiiii, oishiiiiiii, samuiiiiiii, and atsuiiiiiiii in high piched uniform voices, tsuyu, obachans who say "bikurishita!" when they see you, obachans in general, undokais, having your 'day off' on Tuesday, ATMs that close, condoms that dont fit, bosozoku, drunks who piss, shit, and vomit in the street, fucked up pizza toppings that should be illegal, j-drivers, pachinko, FGs who think they're Japanese, reentry permits, the cunts down at immigration, teaching engrish, Engrish students, Engrish schools, how every J-chick you have dated turned out to be a psychotic infantile moron, the implications of the word 'muzukashii', j-landlords, key money, Lotteria, overwrapped goods, grape fanta, Dave Spector, Taro, dogs in raincoats, Smap...

Like: J-girls, clean trains, punctual transit system, vast transit system, cool restaurants, smoking bars, cool bars, phenomenal shopping, great department stores, impeccable service everywhere, automatic doors everywhere you go, Shibuya, Tokyo Midtown, Odaiba, Tsukiji, good and reasonable sushi, clean restaurants, cute girls everywhere, good coffee, good food, quality products, sophistication,

Dislikes: gaijins.

[kusai Jijii]

Dislikes: gaijins.

Why all the self-loathing, Tourist?

[wuchan]

Like: sophistication,

[Jack]

:rofl:

You can laugh all you want. Japan is super-sophisticated. You would not know it with your meager English teacher's salary and hanging out with other gaijin scanvengers who pick away at the garbage Japanese people throw out, but Japanese lifestyle is sophisticated. From the food products they sell, the fashion to Magazines.

I know all this is lost on you because you measure sophistication by the amount of free beer you can drink in a low-life Irish pub.

[kusai Jijii]

You would not know it with your meager English teacher's salary and hanging out with other gaijin scanvengers who pick away at the garbage Japanese people throw out.

Its Officical! Jack dont live in Canada. He has just been made as a bigger

[SIZE="7"]TROLL[/SIZE]

than Taro. Keep up the good work bro.

[james]

You can laugh all you want. Japan is super-sophisticated.

sure, nothing says sophistication like some middle-aged oyaji picking his nose while stopped in traffic.

[kusai Jijii]

nothing says sophistication like some middle-aged oyaji picking his nose

Or suits with slippers

[GomiGirl]

but Japanese lifestyle is sophisticated. From the food products they sell

I thought this was too smelly for you.

Man you are a whinger. You must be a bore at dinner parties.

[Yokohammer]

Japanese lifestyle is sophisticated. From the food products they sell, the fashion to Magazines.

Food products through magazines! Oh boy! Now I'm really impressed!

Impressed with how incredibly shallow your definition of "sophistication" is.

[Greji]

Impressed with how incredibly shallow your definition of "sophistication" is.

Jack considers circumcision with pinking sheers as "sophistication"

[kusai Jijii]

an update to my dislikes column (sorry, its been a shitty weekend):

Dislikes: J.R.; bitches that scuff their feet; those hideous sheepskin boots (I mean fuck me, talk about S-K-A-N-K!!!); rigged K-1 fights; "ohashi wa jyouzu desu ne!!" comments; J-Christmas; snot snorting; flem snorting; cunts who empty their car ashtrays at the lights; those fucking (I dont know how else to describe 'em) 'birdsnest hairdoos'; the fuckers who sleep on you on the train; pig cops who card you (to clamp down on terrorists); Asahi Hon-Nama Happoshu; NHK; Jimintou; Koumeitou; Daisuke Ikeda; litter bugs; Beat Takeshi; the Japan Times (and, oh by Christ, hasn't that rag gone downhill in a hurry?!?!); the whole J-'uniqueness' line; the whole "jyouge kankei" crock of shit; the idiotic economic stimulus package; the 'Japan AND the world' (as opposed to Japan OF the world) attitude to global issues; the fact that upskirt photographers' human rights are being violated (O.K., I was only joking about that one...); KFC at Christmas...

[Behan]

Well put, KJ. If I were to make a list I would start by copying yours.

[Tengu Kid]

Well put, KJ. If I were to make a list I would start by copying yours.

If i was to make a new personality I would start by copying KJs...

[prolly]

my latest hate: seriously over-packaged items.

[Catoneinutica]

[quote="kusai Jijii"]an update to my dislikes column (sorry, its been a shitty weekend):

Dislikes: J.R.]

Those goddamn sheepskin booties are everywhere; sometimes you even see the males of the species sporting them, with trousers tucked in, and, boy, do they look fruuuuity. It's hard to suppress a chortle.

[GuyJean]

[quote="Catoneinutica"]Those goddamn sheepskin booties are everywhere]These things?

For some reason, they look better on slutty, blonde, Russians..

I'm not a fan of the suede high heel shoe-boot.. Fuckin', make up your mind!

Plus, the young-uns wear them till they're saggy, dirty, and sloppy from vomit splatter and club smegma.. Nice boots, babe!

GJ

[amdg]

vomit splatter and club smegma.
GJ

Band name.

[sillygirl]

These things?

For some reason, they look better on slutty, blonde, Russians..

I'm not a fan of the suede high heel shoe-boot.. Fuckin', make up your mind!

Plus, the young-uns wear them till they're saggy, dirty, and sloppy from vomit splatter and club smegma.. Nice boots, babe!

GJ

Called Ug boots for a reason...all the students where them at our university and after one term they look pretty minging....

[kusai Jijii]

my latest hate: seriously over-packaged items.

Amen to that bro! Thats on the list.
Oh, and while I'm at it, howz about those stupid plastic bags from family Mart that have 'lets eco!' or some such bullshit printed on the side. Fuck me senseless...

[halfnip]

Amen to that bro! Thats on the list.
Oh, and while I'm at it, howz about those stupid plastic bags from family Mart that have 'lets eco!' or some such bullshit printed on the side. Fuck me senseless...

Better yet, how about MD's lately. They're "going ECO", so they no longer give you plastic bags, but they sure as hell will give you 4 paper bags of shit---1 for your drink, 1 for your fries, 1 for your Big Mac, and 1 "just in case".