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Secret FG Recipes

Postby GuyJean » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:09 pm

I couldn't find a 'recipe' thread, so I'll start one..

I'm sure we've all 'adjusted' our secret recipes from home for what's available here. Well, I have a pretty damn good 'Christmas Chicken' recipe I just threw together..

All you need is an oven/range that can fit a 2kg chicken, 3 hours, and an opiate; I recommend a bottle of wine or a joint.. or both. ;)

GuyJean's Gaijin Christmas Chicken

Makes..
Whole Chicken (2kg)
Stuffing
Gravy
Mashed Potatos
Broccoli
String Beans


Prepare Stuffing (reduce accordingly):
http://www.recipezaar.com/Classic-Easy-Turkey-Stuffing-136036
Ingredients
1/4-1/2 lb bacon, chopped
3/4 cup butter
3 stalks celery, chopped
2 medium onions, chopped
2 tablespoons fresh minced garlic (or to taste)
14 cups bread cubes (must be stale but still soft and cut into about 1/2-inch cubes)
2 teaspoons poultry seasoning or rubbed sage (to taste)
2 teaspoons seasoning salt
black pepper
1 cup low sodium chicken broth (you might use more than 1 cup) (made from consome and baked chicken drippings)
1 1/4 cups dried cranberries (optional but really good to add)

Directions:
In a large frypan fry the bacon until crisp; (do not drain the drippings) remove and crumble; set aside.

Add 3/4 cup butter (no less than 3/4 cup!) to the bacon drippings and melt.

Add in chopped celery, onions and garlic; sauté until tender.

Add HALF of the bread cubes to the butter; stir to coat, and keep stirring with a wooden spoon until the bread cubes are lightly browned and the butter is absorbed.

Transfer to a large bowl (or finish in the frypan, if you have a large enough frypan to hold all ingredients) and add in remaining bread cubes, salt, pepper and poultry seasoning or sage (if using).

Add in crumbled bacon and the cranberries or other ingredients that you choose to use; mix to combine.

Drizzle with the chicken broth (mixing with a wooden spoon) until you have reached the desired moistness, you might have to add in more than 1 cup, but do not add in too much or your bread will become too "soggy".

Prepare Consome for gravy and stuffing
- 2 cubes chicken consome in 4 or 5 cups hot water, let cool

Bake your chicken...
http://ezinearticles.com/?Quick-and-Easy-Turkey-Stuffing-Recipe-Tips&id=363366
An un-stuffed bird requires less cooking time, leaving the breast meat more moist. You can still make the bird recipe flavorful by placing onions, apples and rosemary leaves in the cavity...

Procedures:
- (Chicken) Wash thawed chicken (2kg) - make sure your 'oven-range' can fit this bird
- (Chicken) Pat-dry with paper towel
- (Chicken) Rub down with olive oil, salt, and black pepper
- (Chicken) Stuff with quartered onion (1), apple (half), and rosemary (handful)
- (Chicken) Place in pre-heated oven/range at 180 C
- (Chicken) Bake for 90 minutes
- (Chicken, Gravy) After 45 minutes, pour 1 cup hot water in basin
- (Chicken, Stuffing) After 1 hour drain drippings from basin. Mix with 'prepared consome'; place 'prepared stuffing' around chicken in pan. 30 minutes remain..

Start preparing gravy & boil potatoes:
http://www.ifood.tv/recipe/homemade_chicken_gravy
- (Gravy) Use chicken drippings/consome mixture, and follow video directions to make gravy (20 minutes)..

- (Broccoli, string beans, potatoes) Steam your veggies, mash your potatoes

- (Chicken, Stuffing) After 1 hour 30 minutes, remove stuffing - place in serving bowl. Remove chicken - let cool for 10 minutes

- Carve, eat, drink, and be merry!
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Postby GuyJean » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:53 pm

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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:58 pm

My Christmas dinner this year was pretty fitting with the rest of the year... Most of the family is sick so instead of a homemade Christmas dinner we ended up ordering pizza.

Yep, I am definitely looking forward to seeing the last of 2008. I feel better just knowing that there are only a few days left!
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Postby GuyJean » Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:50 am

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Postby GuyJean » Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:36 am

Japanese Peanut Butter Cups
I think these Kinako Choco candies taste like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups..

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Postby gomichild » Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:49 pm

GuyJean wrote:Japanese Peanut Butter Cups
I think these Kinako Choco candies taste like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups..

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Hmm that's dangerous to know....

Also if you don't have an oven I can recommend poaching a whole chicken in some soup in a pot on the ol gas burner. When the chicken is cooked through it can be removed and sectioned and the pieces fried in a bit of olive oil to crisp up the skin.

You can also make some pretty good soup from the leftover poaching soup base too.
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Postby GuyJean » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:22 pm

gomichild wrote:.. Also if you don't have an oven I can recommend poaching a whole chicken in some soup in a pot on the ol gas burner. When the chicken is cooked through it can be removed and sectioned and the pieces fried in a bit of olive oil to crisp up the skin.

You can also make some pretty good soup from the leftover poaching soup base too.
Yum! :drool: and good idea!.. Like a western style Peking Duck feast.. 'Canberra Chicken'? ;)

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Postby GuyJean » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:38 pm

GuyJean's Alcoholic Breakfast Lite

Need:
1 large cup
1 bottle Kahlua - I've seen better prices at local shops
1/4 cup milk
1 Pot of strong coffee
1 Large banana

Prep:
- Make pot of strong coffee; Italian or Brazilian.
- Add coffee to large cup till 1/2 full
- Add Kahlua till large cup 3/4 full
- Add milk till large cup is full
- Stir
- Place in microwave and heat till steamy

- Eat banana and drink coffee in sunshine..

(more 'official' Kahlua craziness here)

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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:57 pm

[quote="GuyJean"]Yum! :drool: and good idea!.. Like a western style Peking Duck feast.. 'Canberra Chicken'? ]

It is super easy and super yum. After you pull out the chicken and fry it up wiht the skin side down, it goes super crispy.

Then use the stock the next day for leek and potato soup. YUM!!

But my secret weapon is the crock pot. Especially in winter!!
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:16 pm

[quote="GuyJean"]Yum! :drool: and good idea!.. Like a western style Peking Duck feast.. 'Canberra Chicken'? ]

Anything with the word Canberra in it has gotta taste bland...
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Postby GuyJean » Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:24 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Anything with the word Canberra in it has gotta taste bland...
How about 'Blowhard Chicken'? - (found here)

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