Home | Forums | Mark forums read | Search | FAQ | Login

Advanced search
Hot Topics
Buraku hot topic Iran, DPRK, Nuke em, Like Japan
Buraku hot topic Stupid Youtube cunts cashing in on Logan Paul fiasco
Buraku hot topic Japanese Can't Handle Being Fucked In Paris
Buraku hot topic Multiculturalism on the rise?
Buraku hot topic Whats with all the Iranians?
Buraku hot topic MARS...Let's Go!
Buraku hot topic Japan Not Included in Analyst's List Of Top US Allies
Buraku hot topic 'Oh my gods! They killed ASIMO!'
Buraku hot topic Tokyo cab reaches NY from Argentina, meter running
Buraku hot topic Re: Adam and Joe
Change font size
  • fuckedgaijin ‹ General ‹ F*cked News

"No sex please --- we're Japanese."

Odd news from Japan and all things Japanese around the world.
Post a reply
403 posts • Page 3 of 14 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... 14

Postby American Oyaji » Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:04 pm

[quote="Samurai_Jerk"]Roppongi mudducks don't count. ]

Good thing I don't hang out in Roppongi then, ne?:cool:
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
User avatar
American Oyaji
 
Posts: 6540
Images: 0
Joined: Sun Oct 20, 2002 9:20 pm
Location: The Evidence of Things Unseen
  • ICQ
  • YIM
  • Personal album
Top

Postby uchimizu » Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:42 pm

It seems indeed that Japanese people are having on average a little bit less intimate relationships that in the west. It is however hard to compare survey figures across different countries: it is quite easy to guess French people, who seem to hold the higher figures, may exagerate a little bit.

Also, it seems pretty unfair to me to blame "sexlessness" for the lack of children in Japan. Most people in Japan have few children as a rational decision due to the cost of child-rearing. Politicians should rather focus on help for families, child-care structures and the like if they want more children.

I have written recently two stories on my blog about Japanese couples and International couples with a japanese partner. I would be glad to have your opinion about it.
Uchimizu: A blog about Japan
uchimizu
Maezumo
 
Posts: 24
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:13 pm
  • Website
Top

Postby kusai Jijii » Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:56 pm

Here's my theory... (sorry if I offend - I no doubt will)

We all get our 'reference points' from our experiences. What is the 'average' J-wife's reference point for marriage?...Their parents, right? Suffice to say, once they have had their 'litter of pups', their mission is complete. They can sit back, in the full knowledge that they are 'shakaijin', and bitch and moan about what their husbands haven't done for them lately. They dont gotta chop it up no more. Simple.
User avatar
kusai Jijii
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1286
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:42 am
Location: Up Noriko
Top

Postby Greji » Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:44 pm

uchimizu wrote:Also, it seems pretty unfair to me to blame "sexlessness" for the lack of children in Japan.


Well, I ain't no PhD in that area, but I have done a little practical study and as far as a recall, (barring artificial insemination) if you don't fuck, you don't have kids. So regardless of the rationalizations, that's gotta play in there somewhere....
:cool:
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby GuyJean » Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:52 pm

Greji wrote:Well, I ain't no PhD in that area, but I have done a little practical study and as far as a recall, (barring artificial insemination) if you don't fuck, you don't have kids...
I think you're on to something.. Any 'real' salaryman works 16 hours a day and never sees his wife. The only sex he's having is with his hostess or boss; being fucked by both. ;)

The only men who have time to fuck are homeless, jobless, teenagers, or gaijin.. You sow a promising future, Japan! :p

GJ
[SIZE="1"]Worthy Linkage: SomaFM Net Radio - Slate Explainer - MercyCorp Donations - FG Donations - TDV DailyMotion Vids - OnionTV[/SIZE]
User avatar
GuyJean
 
Posts: 5720
Joined: Sun Apr 14, 2002 2:44 pm
Location: Taro's Old Butt Plug
  • Website
Top

Postby Bucky » Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:55 am

kusai Jijii wrote:Here's my theory... (sorry if I offend - I no doubt will)

We all get our 'reference points' from our experiences. What is the 'average' J-wife's reference point for marriage?...Their parents, right? Suffice to say, once they have had their 'litter of pups', their mission is complete. They can sit back, in the full knowledge that they are 'shakaijin', and bitch and moan about what their husbands haven't done for them lately. They dont gotta chop it up no more. Simple.

Not offended, and agree with observation.:(
[font="Arial Black"][SIZE="7"]B[/SIZE][/font][font="Palatino Linotype"][SIZE="6"]u[/SIZE][/font][font="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"]c[/SIZE][/font][font="Impact"][SIZE="6"]k[/SIZE][/font]
User avatar
Bucky
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1806
Joined: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:20 am
Location: Left Coast
Top

Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:23 am

American Oyaji wrote:I dunno. I've got no difficulties with Japanese birds. Despite my size, sex with J girls is just as easy as ever.


Do you think you are the first FG to find it east to get a root here? In any case you are missing the point. J-girls, on the whole, fuck less once there is a ring on their finger, and even less once a sprog has been born. Sex does not seem to be an essential part of a healthy marriage for many J wives.
User avatar
kusai Jijii
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1286
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:42 am
Location: Up Noriko
Top

Postby American Oyaji » Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:42 am

kusai Jijii wrote:Do you think you are the first FG to find it east to get a root here? In any case you are missing the point. J-girls, on the whole, fuck less once there is a ring on their finger, and even less once a sprog has been born. Sex does not seem to be an essential part of a healthy marriage for many J wives.


KJ, you miss my point. I aint in Japan.
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
User avatar
American Oyaji
 
Posts: 6540
Images: 0
Joined: Sun Oct 20, 2002 9:20 pm
Location: The Evidence of Things Unseen
  • ICQ
  • YIM
  • Personal album
Top

Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:42 am

American Oyaji wrote:KJ, you miss my point. I aint in Japan.


AO, the thread is about sexless Japanese couples IN Japan. But dont let that get in the way of you again reminding us of what a big stud you are and how huge your cock is.
User avatar
kusai Jijii
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1286
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:42 am
Location: Up Noriko
Top

Postby Greji » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:30 am

kusai Jijii wrote:AO, the thread is about sexless Japanese couples IN Japan. But dont let that get in the way of you again reminding us of what a big stud you are and how huge your cock is.


You talking about me?
:cool:
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby Iraira » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:51 am

kusai Jijii wrote: J-girls, on the whole, fuck less once there is a ring on their finger, and even less once a sprog has been born.



Judging from my married friends and from those who have successively created a hybrid, you have a typo above, I have corrected it for you.

"GIRLS, on the whole, fuck less once there is a ring on their finger, and even less once a sprog has been born."

we can argue about which of "whole" or "hole" you are referring to, but I just woke up so this is all the wit I can come up with on a Sunday morning.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
;)
User avatar
Iraira
Maezumo
 
Posts: 3978
Joined: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:22 am
Location: Sitting across from an obaasan who suffers from gastric reflux.
Top

Postby American Oyaji » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:04 am

kusai Jijii wrote:AO, the thread is about sexless Japanese couples IN Japan. But dont let that get in the way of you again reminding us of what a big stud you are and how huge your cock is.


KJ, maybe I should have put a smiley up. I can be such a straight arrow, that when I throw a curve, nobody gets it. No worries though.
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
User avatar
American Oyaji
 
Posts: 6540
Images: 0
Joined: Sun Oct 20, 2002 9:20 pm
Location: The Evidence of Things Unseen
  • ICQ
  • YIM
  • Personal album
Top

Postby hundefar » Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:05 am

But you ARE a stud and have a big cock, right? Please say yes, or my world will fall apart.
User avatar
hundefar
Maezumo
 
Posts: 732
Joined: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:52 am
Top

Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:04 am

hundefar wrote:But you ARE a stud and have a big cock, right? Please say yes, or my world will fall apart.


note to self: find my own Internet place to come out of the closet two days before 2009.:p
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
;)
User avatar
Iraira
Maezumo
 
Posts: 3978
Joined: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:22 am
Location: Sitting across from an obaasan who suffers from gastric reflux.
Top

Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:13 am

American Oyaji wrote:KJ, maybe I should have put a smiley up. I can be such a straight arrow, that when I throw a curve, nobody gets it. No worries though.


Its all good AO. No worries at all.
(P.S. I wish my cock was bigger);)
User avatar
kusai Jijii
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1286
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:42 am
Location: Up Noriko
Top

Postby American Oyaji » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:01 am

hundefar wrote:But you ARE a stud and have a big cock, right? Please say yes, or my world will fall apart.


Yes to the second question.

To the first, what is YOUR definition of STUD. (And yes, I am quite prepared to shatter your world if your definition does not suit.)
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
User avatar
American Oyaji
 
Posts: 6540
Images: 0
Joined: Sun Oct 20, 2002 9:20 pm
Location: The Evidence of Things Unseen
  • ICQ
  • YIM
  • Personal album
Top

Postby Greji » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:46 am

American Oyaji wrote:Yes to the second question.

To the first, what is YOUR definition of STUD. (And yes, I am quite prepared to shatter your world if your definition does not suit.)


Ahh, AO, I was wondering that since my dick is bigger than yours, do you think I should answer his question?
:cool:
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby American Oyaji » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:42 am

Greji wrote:Ahh, AO, I was wondering that since my dick is bigger than yours, do you think I should answer his question?
:cool:


Well, from one young, deep slung, well hung, brotha to an older, bolder, johnson over the shoulder gentleman, I've a question to pose to you...
.
.
.
.


.
.
.
.
....How do you keep YOUR dick out of the toilet water when you take a shit?
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
User avatar
American Oyaji
 
Posts: 6540
Images: 0
Joined: Sun Oct 20, 2002 9:20 pm
Location: The Evidence of Things Unseen
  • ICQ
  • YIM
  • Personal album
Top

Postby Zeth3D » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:13 pm

American Oyaji wrote:....How do you keep YOUR dick out of the toilet water when you take a shit?


lol

throw it over your shoulder?
Life is like a bucket of woodshavings, unless its in a pail, then its like a pail of woodshavings
User avatar
Zeth3D
Maezumo
 
Posts: 121
Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:46 pm
Location: New Mexico
  • Website
Top

Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:13 pm

Greji wrote:Ahh, AO, I was wondering that since my dick is bigger than yours, do you think I should answer his question?
:cool:

Like my dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl next week. :cool:
9/11 Terror Attack: Survived. 3/11 Earthquake: Survived.
User avatar
IkemenTommy
 
Posts: 5425
Joined: Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:29 am
Top

Postby Greji » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:24 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Like my dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl next week. :cool:


Whadda ya talking about Tommy? You're still in the Minor Leagues. I got so much meat hanging down, I've been asked to model for Nippon Ham's bulk sales....
:cool:
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:28 pm

Greji wrote:Whadda ya talking about Tommy? You're still in the Minor Leagues. I got so much meat hanging down, I've been asked to model for Nippon Ham's bulk sales....
:cool:


Thank god I am a vegetarian!! :razz:
GomiGirl
The Keitai Goddess!!!
User avatar
GomiGirl
 
Posts: 9129
Joined: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:56 pm
Location: Roamin' with my fave 12"!!
  • Website
Top

Other looser translations

Postby cot faulking » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:12 am

Looking for foreign guys for parties and dating service. Interested? pm me with your contact info and photo. We have toooo many j girls not enough foreign guys. Help!!

This is me
User avatar
cot faulking
Maezumo
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:52 pm
Location: In an apartment smaller than most jail cells. And i'm happy?!
  • Website
Top

Postby wuchan » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:08 pm

cot faulking wrote:
And when you talk to these girls they are quick to ask for an introduction to a guy that wants a serious relationship.

every j-chick who asks this is only looking for attention. Love hotel within 3 hours. Once they are past 29 they know that no J-boy will ever try to marry her so she turns to the gaijin pool. The thing is tho, most haven't gotten laid in 6 months or so and will settle for a one night fling to get someone ti give her man attention.
User avatar
wuchan
 
Posts: 2015
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:19 pm
Location: tied to a chair in a closet at the local koban
Top

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:40 pm

There's no way AO has a big dick. This is evident by the fact that he used to do aikido and is into anime.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
User avatar
Samurai_Jerk
Maezumo
 
Posts: 14387
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:11 am
Location: Tokyo
Top

Postby kusai Jijii » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:17 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:There's no way AO has a big dick. This is evident by the fact that he used to do aikido.


NEVER a truer word has been spoken. Aikido bunnies, I mean seriously, what the fuck?
User avatar
kusai Jijii
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1286
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:42 am
Location: Up Noriko
Top

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:29 pm

User avatar
Taro Toporific
 
Posts: 10021532
Images: 0
Joined: Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:02 pm
Top

Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:36 pm

Their shortcut out of nowhere to pedophyle picshures is... quite destabilizing...
When you read several website at the same time, non sequitur like this completely wreck your train of thought....
Marion Marechal nous voila !

Verdun

ni oubli ni pardon

never forgive never forget/ for you illiterate kapitalist pigs


Image
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 21818
Images: 10
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Mostly big mouth and bad ideas...
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Postby sublight » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:27 am

This is mean of me, but it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling when I think back on a dinner I went to several years back with my wife, together with her circle of friends from high school. And despite the 'common knowledge' that Americans always get divorced while Japanese never do, we're the only couple still together now; every one of her friends split up with their husbands, some rather messily.

And yeah, they all ask for introductions. Especially now that they're closing in on 40.
I have a blog. Last update: August 18, 2013.
User avatar
sublight
 
Posts: 1228
Images: 5
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:15 pm
Location: Basking by the Sumida
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:52 pm

User avatar
Mulboyne
 
Posts: 18608
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 1:39 pm
Location: London
Top

PreviousNext

Post a reply
403 posts • Page 3 of 14 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... 14

Return to F*cked News

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

  • Board index
  • The team • Delete all board cookies • All times are UTC + 9 hours
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group