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by **tokyojoe** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:11 am

The headline makes it sound like instead of groping others they will grope themselves

by **Ketou** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:11 am

He was detained for 21 days before police concluded there was no firm evidence to bring any charges against him.

Three weeks before they can make a conclusion! Yep, sounds like Japan
to me.
I think the next time I`m on a crowded train I`ll have both hands on
the hand ring (thingy? what are they called?).

by **cstaylor** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:11 am

Also, if you dress like you have no cash, they probably won't target you. :wink:

by **tokyojoe** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:12 am

A buddy and I were on a crowded train one day when he suddenly says, `Dude, somebody`s grabbing my ass!` I looked over his shoulder and found the culprits to be a couple of giggling high school girls.

by **tokyojoe** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:12 am

bikkle wrote:Well, now that you mention it, I'm not going to say that this hasn't happened to me.

Let`s see, that`s a double negative which in Japanese would mean that it did happen, er......

by **Crispy** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:13 am

Japanese girls grab guy's asses?

That's....interesting.

by **cstaylor** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:13 am

Yeah, they know you can't do anything about it too... what are you going to do, take them to a koban? :roll:

by **kamome** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:13 am

tokyojoe wrote:A buddy and I were on a crowded train one day when he suddenly says, `Dude, somebody`s grabbing my ass!` I looked over his shoulder and found the culprits to be a couple of giggling high school girls.

Some guys have all the luck :cry:

by **GomiGirl** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:14 am

bikkle wrote:Yes, it's true. Maybe you should ask our F*male Gaijin if they ever grab ass on trains.

Not yet - but it is a good plan...

GomiGirl

BTW The number of times a J-Girl has grabbed at my boobs... seriously happens.. my secretary did it once - just to see if they were real (they are) and not padded...

by **tokyojoe** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:14 am

There was a rumor in the media about a gaijin female chikan on one of the really crowded lines. Doubt it is true tho.

by **GomiGirl** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:14 am

tokyojoe wrote:There was a rumor in the media about a gaijin female chikan on one of the really crowded lines. Doubt it is true tho.

Wasn't me - I swear!!! :oops:

by **hanabi** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:15 am

bikkle wrote:Yes, it's true. Maybe you should ask our F*male Gaijin if they ever grab ass on trains.

No, but I accidentally fondled some guy's ass, sort of. All that happened was that I didn't remove my hand when his ass kept brushing against it. I thought it was a bag, I swear. But when I looked down, it was his bum.

Come to think of it, it'd be more accurate to say that some guy's ass was fondling my hand.

by **hanabi** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 6:16 am

bikkle wrote:The question is: was it the back of your hand or the palm?

Um...I...um... Hey, look over there! *runs*

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:44 pm

bikkle wrote:Falsely accused gropers form self-help groupRelated story: 11 Million for False Groping

JOIN NOW!: "...a new men's group, "Network of false convictions regarding groping"

Japanese man publicly fights grope charge
After women started speaking out, some men now fear false accusations of public assault.
The Christian Science Monitor June 27, 2003 edition

by **Crispy** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:54 pm

tokyojoe wrote:There was a rumor in the media about a gaijin female chikan on one of the really crowded lines. Doubt it is true tho.

Wait, grabbing guys' or girls' asses?

America has a lot of reasons for the rest of the world to point and laugh, chikaning is Japan's.

by **American Oyaji** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:54 pm

hanabi wrote:Come to think of it, it'd be more accurate to say that some guy's ass was fondling my hand.

I have a DIFFERENT problem. Because I am of an extreme height, some short women with large bust sizes sometimes end up with their bust in my crotch.

This happened to me when I was getting fitted for a kimono once. every time this busty lady stood up (not fat, just very very bosomy) her right brushed my sack. I don't know if this was intentional or not, but since I was in boxer shorts at the time, I had to keep thinking of dead puppies not to pop serious wood. My soon to be wife was with me at the time and she thought it was funny.

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 9:17 pm

American Oyaji wrote:
hanabi wrote:Come to think of it, it'd be more accurate to say that some guy's ass was fondling my hand.

I have a DIFFERENT problem. Because I am of an extreme height, some short women...

Oh. . . . That happens to me all the time and I'm only roku shaku san sun (6 foot and some change).

My BEST experience was a very attractive women SQEEKED in fright as she face-first collided with my wiener on a spiral staircase.
Her wonderfully charming recovery-LIE she said to me in flawless English was, "I sorry you were so handsome you scared me." :hehe:

by **American Oyaji** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 10:48 pm

I'm 207cm tall

about 6 foot 9

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