Brewer's Droop

[Mike Oxlong]

An Australian study suggests drinking may improve male performance...

As seen on Fox News Red Eye, via Yahoo.

[kusai Jijii]

An Australian study suggests drinking may improve male performance...

What do you mean may? My beer gut is a scientifically proven fuel tank for a high octane love machine!;)



(Come on Chuck, I know you're out there...)

[Mike Oxlong]

A few more details in the Daily Mail...

...a study of 1,580 Australian men found drinkers reporting up to 30 per cent fewer problems than teetotallers.

Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank.

So-called low-risk drinkers, those who have four drinks a day for up to five days a week, fared best.

Worst were former drinkers who had given up the booze, along with smokers and victims of heart disease.

Weekend drinkers, high-risk drinkers and those who exceeded alcohol intake guidelines had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who drank one day a week or less.

The study concludes that if a moderate drinker suffers from such problems, there is no justification in advising him to stop or reduce his intake.

'These findings suggest a favourable association between low-risk drinking and positive erectile function,' it says.

And, in other news...

http://www.kjrh.com/mostpopular/story/Man-lives-on-whiskey-for-two-days/064R9zyAnEKohz508PWQhQ.cspx

A man who was trapped under his sofa for two and a half days survived by sipping whiskey.

Joe Galliott from Somerset, England fell over a phone cord and landed on the sofa which then landed on top of him, leaving him trapped.

He was eventually freed 60 hours later after drinking from a whiskey bottle that had also toppled.

[Ketou]

A man who was trapped under his sofa for two and a half days survived by sipping whiskey.

Joe Galliott from Somerset, England fell over a phone cord and landed on the sofa which then landed on top of him, leaving him trapped.

He was eventually freed 60 hours later after drinking from a whiskey bottle that had also toppled.

Which begs the question, was he was too pissed to push a sofa off himself?

[Mike Oxlong]

I figure that's how he tripped over the phone cord in the first place!

[American Oyaji]

Umm, how can you get trapped under a sofa? I cannot think of any sofa I've seen in my life that I could not get out from under.

Was he an old dude or somethin?

[GuyJean]

Umm, how can you get trapped under a sofa?..

Maybe it's a solid gold couch.. like this solid gold plate for 6,000 yen.

GJ

[Behan]

An Australian study suggests drinking may improve male performance...

Not totally related to this thread, but an Australian song on a similar topic...

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