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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:27 am

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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Postby Tengu Kid » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:54 am

FG Lurker wrote:Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish
The Onion, February 1, 2009


:rofl:


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Postby ac!d_burn » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:56 am

Ah, if only that article wasn't from the onion ... ;)
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:09 am

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Postby wuchan » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:14 am

Money to be made here.

step 1: find this ho
step 2: fly to vegas with the ho
step 3: find the classiest, most expensive bar
step 4: pimp that ho!

but this is from the onion.......
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Postby Greji » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:28 am

wuchan wrote:Money to be made here.

step 1: find this ho
step 2: fly to vegas with the ho
step 3: find the classiest, most expensive bar
step 4: pimp that ho!

but this is from the onion.......


Hell with Vegas, I gots uses for her in Tokyo, providing she'll raise her age requirements......
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:51 am

wuchan wrote:Money to be made here.

step 1: find this ho
step 2: fly to vegas with the ho
step 3: find the classiest, most expensive bar
step 4: pimp that ho!

but this is from the onion.......

That sounds almost like the 4F rule..
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Postby Behan » Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:34 pm

:inlove: Oh, man, I'm the perfect match for her.
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Postby MeinJapanLongTime » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:04 pm

[quote="ac!d_burn"]Ah, if only that article wasn't from the onion ... ]


:doh:
sighs...
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:31 pm

WTF?
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Postby amdg » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:06 pm

It would be funnier if there weren't actually chicks like that.
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Postby Neo-Rio » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:12 pm

It's funny, because it's true.
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