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brown gold! tokyo tea!

Postby Visitor K » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:44 am

TOKYO, Jan 30 (Reuters) - Resource-poor Japan just discovered a new source of mineral wealth -- sewage.

A sewage treatment facility in central Japan has recorded a higher gold yield from sludge than can be found at some of the world's best mines. An official in Nagano prefecture, northwest of Tokyo, said the high percentage of gold found at the Suwa facility was probably due to the large number of precision equipment manufacturers in the vicinity that use the yellow metal. The facility recently recorded finding 1,890 grammes of gold per tonne of ash from incinerated sludge.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:55 am

Just imagine literally how much tons of shit they have to swift through to find an ounce of gold.
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Postby omae mona » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:32 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Just imagine literally how much tons of shit they have to swift through to find an ounce of gold.


Indeed. I believe it was Shakespeare himself that wrote, "All that shitters is not gold". (Merchant of Venice, Act III, Scene VII)
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:57 pm

omae mona wrote:Indeed. I believe it was Shakespeare himself that wrote, "All that shitters is not gold". (Merchant of Venice, Act III, Scene VII)


Since I read this post, I've digging through all the crappers in the office and the only gold I've been able to locate is the hashmarks in me knickers. I wonder if I'm looking in the wrong hole?
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Postby Iraira » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:50 pm

Ok, experiment time.

Even though gold is nice, if I sit on one of those electrically heated toilet seats and really squeeze the ass cheeks tight, will I be able to fire high quality diamonds out of my butthole? How much should I sell my diamond producing sphincter to Debeers for?
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:48 pm

Iraira wrote:Ok, experiment time.

Even though gold is nice, if I sit on one of those electrically heated toilet seats and really squeeze the ass cheeks tight, will I be able to fire high quality diamonds out of my butthole? How much should I sell my diamond producing sphincter to Debeers for?


Let me know in advance when you hit the head! On anticipation of whatever you might drop out of that turd cutter of yours, I want to be on the other side of Toranomon.....
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Postby Iraira » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:50 pm

Greji wrote:Let me know in advance when you hit the head! On anticipation of whatever you might drop out of that turd cutter of yours, I want to be on the other side of Toranomon.....
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Mt. Asama going off on Sunday/Monday was my fault....had a chili cheese dog the night before...still, given the equines that I see you working with, you should be used to large logs dropping out of anal cavities.
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Postby Visitor K » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:52 am

the story really just reminds me of a time when i swallowed one of my fillings....
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:52 am

Visitor K wrote:the story really just reminds me of a time when i swallowed one of my fillings....


Quick! Which toilet did you use?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:30 pm

Greji is now the official FG pooper scooper.
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Postby Behan » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:27 pm

It has to be said:

One man's sh*t is another man's gold.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:49 pm

Behan wrote:It has to be said:

One man's sh*t is another man's gold.

Maybe this is where they coined the term "a fool' gold."
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:19 pm

Suwa's sewers continue to pass news:

Japanese goldrush goes down the toilet


ABC News wrote:
. . . There several theories as to how the gold is making its way into the sewerage.

One theory is that it is coming from the city's numerous gold-plating factories, but the gold-plating industrial union's Yasuho Shimojima is quick to dismiss that idea.

"Gold-plating factories would be out of business if they let all this gold go down the drain," he said.

"Gold contained in the drains is collected."

Mr Shimojima has another, just as plausible theory.

"I think the gold is coming from the hot springs in the city," he said.

Many believe that gold from an underground vein has leached into Suwa's famous hot springs, which has ended up in the sewerage system.

There certainly is gold around the city]more[/URL]


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Re: Mmmm

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:35 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:
Japanese goldrush goes down the toilet


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Re: brown gold! tokyo tea!

Postby matsuki » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:35 pm

Just wait til there is talk about kawaii poops vs bussu poops....
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