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Tenga Shows How To Have Fun By Breaking Eggs

Postby Mulboyne » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:30 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:52 am

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More Egg images on the Tenga blog.
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Postby Choeki » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:52 pm

Isn't that the same kind of glass/acrylic rod that the J-police insert in new a convict's rectum to make sure they aren't smuggling contraband?
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:01 pm

More importantly, check out the knuckles on the guy in the pic.

Them's is some serious karate calluses.
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Postby Iraira » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:30 am

Yokohammer wrote:More importantly, check out the knuckles on the guy in the pic.

Them's is some serious karate calluses.


He is truly the Five-Knuckle Shuffle King.:bowdown:
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:34 am

Call me ol' fashioned, but I'll stick with the traditional "spit 'n' polish" method.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:04 am

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Browsing a few blogs, I came across Risa Ichikura doing a photo shoot for Tenga.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:24 am

Mulboyne wrote:
Browsing a few blogs, I came across Risa Ichikura doing a photo shoot for Tenga.

Suuuuure.. Mulboyne. You really just came across that site by accident.
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:34 am

Mulboyne wrote:Browsing a few blogs, I came across Risa Ichikura doing a photo shoot for Tenga.


Considering the subject matter, I hope you're not speaking literally here.
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:01 pm

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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:07 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Tenga just released a new product for keeping those holes warm. Here's the story from my Web page.


Comes complete with an endorsement from Take!
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:30 pm

Although I tested several types of Tenga, the use feeling is cheapy and crappy.
I'm going to test this next time.
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:25 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:I'm going to test this next time.


Hey, it's a two holer, so it can't be all bad!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:42 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, it's a two holer, so it can't be all bad!
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the test dummy they use in the video is a bit optimistic on the j-size side. one can dream i suppose...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:59 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:the test dummy...

You mean a dildo.
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Postby wuchan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:31 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:the test dummy they use in the video is a bit optimistic on the j-size side. one can dream i suppose...

From the way the person handled it in the first 30 seconds I now understand why Japanese men need these toys. I feel bad for any girl that guy gets his hands on.
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:58 am

wuchan wrote:From the way the person handled it in the first 30 seconds I now understand why Japanese men need these toys. I feel bad for any girl that guy gets his hands on.


I agree.

Plus what are they using for lube in that vid? It just looks gross. :puke:

I hope the people who use these things know how to keep them clean. *shudder*
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Postby wuchan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:20 am

GomiGirl wrote:I agree.

Plus what are they using for lube in that vid? It just looks gross. :puke:

I hope the people who use these things know how to keep them clean. *shudder*

If they are like Takeapoo these things are most likely not kept clean. Having said that, you ladies don't have much to worry about.... As we all know, Take has no game.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:28 am

GomiGirl wrote:Plus what are they using for lube in that vid? It just looks gross. :puke:


Havn't you ever used Pepe lotion?
This is Japanese standard. I recommend you to use it with your partner. You will faint.
Baby oil, which westerner often use, sucks.

GomiGirl wrote:I hope the people who use these things know how to keep them clean. *shudder*


No need to worry.
These stuffs can be turned inside out and washed clean.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:31 am

GomiGirl wrote:I agree.

Plus what are they using for lube in that vid? It just looks gross. :puke:

I hope the people who use these things know how to keep them clean. *shudder*


i'm trying very hard not to laugh at the violently vomiting emoticon. i'm failing.

it does look nasty though. i'm guessing the lube is so that the rubber doesn't squeak with the friction.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:34 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Havn't you ever used Pepe lotion?
This is Japanese standard. I recommend you to use it with your partner. You will faint.
Baby oil, which westerner often use, sucks.
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most often lotion isn't required because we employ a little trick called 'foreplay' with our partners, so japanese standard isn't required.

then again, foreplay *does* require a partner...
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Postby wuchan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:43 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Havn't you ever used Pepe lotion?
This is Japanese standard. I recommend you to use it with your partner. You will faint.
Baby oil, which westerner often use, sucks.

baby oil = petroleum based. Most "westerners" know that petroleum based products destroy latex condoms and would never use it. KY jelly is the most common lube (other than body fluids) used by americans.

Once again your ignorance has made me laugh.
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:04 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Baby oil, which westerner often use, sucks.


Naaa, Take. Just spit on it and shove it in.....

No need to worry.
These stuffs can be turned inside out and washed clean.


Whadda ya need to wash 'em for? It'll drain when it's full!
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:05 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:most often lotion isn't required because we employ a little trick called 'foreplay' with our partners, so japanese standard isn't required.

then again, foreplay *does* require a partner...
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Unless you're Take, foreplay or not, KY is a must in almost all Japanese Operations! If you're hung like a bull ant, please disregard this post.
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Postby Behan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:46 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:most often lotion isn't required because we employ a little trick called 'foreplay' with our partners, so japanese standard isn't required.

then again, foreplay *does* require a partner...
:rolleyes:


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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:18 am

wuchan wrote:baby oil = petroleum based. Most "westerners" know that petroleum based products destroy latex condoms and would never use it. KY jelly is the most common lube (other than body fluids) used by americans.

Once again your ignorance has made me laugh.


Canola oil works nice too.
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:45 am

American Oyaji wrote:Canola oil works nice too.


This works well, with the exception of Noriko, who requires a 2 x 4 strapped on your ass.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:31 pm

Greji wrote:This works well, with the exception of Noriko, who requires a 2 x 4 strapped on your ass.
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Well, with the right equipment, its a game of stick and spin.
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:41 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Well, with the right equipment, its a game of stick and spin.


With the right equipment?
AO, have you been ordering brown paper, plain wrapped packages on line again?
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:02 pm

Greji wrote:With the right equipment?
AO, have you been ordering brown paper, plain wrapped packages on line again?
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Only if I can time travel and have it genetically implanted at birth.
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