Racist Jokes.

by **Taka-Okami** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:16 am

Fuckin funny - check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDgkv29CiLE

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by **kusai Jijii** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:22 am

old as fuck. Rodney rude would have to be one of the most purile, unfunny, washed-up, has been fucks ever.

by **Greji** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:57 am

kusai Jijii wrote:old as fuck. Rodney rude would have to be one of the most purile, unfunny, washed-up, has been fucks ever.

Hmmm, gotta agree with you Ji, but are you denying the part about big Australian dicks?

by **kusai Jijii** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:25 am

Greji wrote:Hmmm, gotta agree with you Ji, but are you denying the part about big Australian dicks?

Well greji, I can only speak for myself, but i gotta tell ya, my cock just aint all that big. :confused:

by **Greji** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:39 am

kusai Jijii wrote:Well greji, I can only speak for myself, but i gotta tell ya, my cock just aint all that big.

As long as it cocks and fires, it is still classed as a deadly weapon! (or as the old saw goes, a friendly weapon)

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:38 pm

he doesn't do japan jokes, but canadian-indian russell peters is freakin hilarious with racist humour.

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by **kusai Jijii** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:09 pm

Now THAT was clever. Nice one Cyka.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:47 pm

Race humor is only funny when it's clever. Peters is great. That Australian dude is crap. I hope he's not the best that you guys have to offer down under.

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:15 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Now THAT was clever. Nice one Cyka.

thanks, KJ. i'd love to see the guy live someday. he's got a skit about african names that always has me in stitches.

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brown...we fall under asians too. :lol:

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by **Behan** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:14 pm

It's really funny. I liked:

'You can run from us, but sooner or later we are gonna hump you...'

by **Dragonette** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:24 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Race humor is only funny when it's clever. Peters is great.

Uh, huh - and also when it contains an element of truth but stops short of pre-adolescent insults, (been there, done that, not shocking, not funny, boring...)

I LOVE Russell P.! :inlove:

A Jamaican friend discovered him on YouTube a while back and sent me the "African Names" link at a time when I was really depressed; the punani bit had her in fits - and for me he worked better than a shrink.

Aside from P.R., only the Rahmenz and some SNL skits can make me laugh that much! The Rahmenz are especially amazing when compared with the majority of clown slapstick to downright cruel J-humor. :herring:

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:46 pm

[quote="Dragonette"]Uh, huh - and also when it contains an element of truth but stops short of pre-adolescent insults, (been there, done that, not shocking, not funny, boring...)

I LOVE Russell P.! :inlove:

A Jamaican friend discovered him on YouTube a while back and sent me the "African Names" link at a time when I was really depressed]

know what you mean, 'african names' is so funny, especially as i live in africa. there's another up and coming guy called sugar sammy, another canadian indian. saw him live in dubai along with an egyptian who lives in america and does bollywood humour, a gay korean who speaks fluent arabic, and a filipino guy. the 4 of them, doing a comedy show in the middle east, was just way too funny.

by **Iraira** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:59 pm

Always liked Soviet humor.

Alexy: Will there be a need for the KGB once communism is firmly established?
Vladimir: As you know, in communism, the state will be abolished, together with its means of suppression. By then, the people will know how to self-arrest themselves.

by **kusai Jijii** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:47 pm

hey Iraira,
howz about going back to your old avatar with the chick walking in the water with THAT unforgetable arse? Just thinking aloud here...

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:02 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:hey Iraira,
howz about going back to your old avatar with the chick walking in the water with THAT unforgetable arse? Just thinking aloud here...

he can't. i told him if he posts any more pics of me, i'll be kicking him to the kerb.

by **Iraira** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:04 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:he can't. i told him if he posts any more pics of me, i'll be kicking him to the kerb.

Sorry, Cyka, you have to learn to give your fans what they want, and they want to see mo' tuchus. And you should have thought about your career as Ms. Universe before agreeing to pose for those pictures with Vanessa Williams.

by **kusai Jijii** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:11 pm

by **Mock Cockpit** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:24 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Race humor is only funny when it's clever. Peters is great. That Australian dude is crap. I hope he's not the best that you guys have to offer down under.

Don't be daft, of course not. We've got Kevin Bloody Wilson too!

by **Greji** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:45 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:he can't. i told him if he posts any more pics of me, i'll be kicking him to the kerb.

Just don't let him post that picture of you and I in that public loo that time in Shinjuku Park with that homeless guy and his dog..... :crazy3:

by **Iraira** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:52 pm

Greji wrote:Just don't let him post that picture of you and I in that public loo that time in Shinjuku Park with that homeless guy and his dog.....

hang on a sec, I'm looking for it...it seems to be glued to another picture of Richard Gere, a spiney anteater....some strange off-white congealant...Greji, I need to borrow your acetylene torch again.

EDIT: found it!

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:17 am

you two might even be too disgusting for me even.

having said that, if you're in osaka this friday evening...

by **Iraira** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:36 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:you two might even be too disgusting for me even.

having said that, if you're in osaka this friday evening...

I'm not too sure about whether I am too disgusting for you...we did match (95%) on a "What's the most important thing about sex to you" questionaire...and I'm very curious about that remaining 5%. Friday is not good for me...Osaka is a long walk from Toranomon.

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:47 am

Iraira wrote:I'm not too sure about whether I am too disgusting for you...we did match (95%) on a "What's the most important thing about sex to you" questionaire...and I'm very curious about that remaining 5%. Friday is not good for me...Osaka is a long walk from Toranomon.

there's a magic thing called a shinkansen though...

and another amazing place called itami airport that has flights to tokyo at 8am the next day.

by **Iraira** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:16 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:there's a magic thing called a shinkansen though...

and another amazing place called itami airport that has flights to tokyo at 8am the next day.

So, you basically view me as a piece of man meat to be used Friday night for your carnal pleasures and then kicked out and returned to the mean streets of Tokyo's so dangerous Nakano Ward.
Well, I have news for you. Cialis can work for more than 24 hours.
You can find out more about this from
http://www.are_your_privates@attention.com

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:57 am

Iraira wrote:So, you basically view me as a piece of man meat to be used Friday night for your carnal pleasures and then kicked out and returned to the mean streets of Tokyo's so dangerous Nakano Ward.
Well, I have news for you. Cialis can work for more than 24 hours.
You can find out more about this from
http://www.are_your_privates@attention.com

shows where YOUR mind usually is.

it was an invitation to my sayonara.

by **Iraira** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:30 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:shows where YOUR mind usually is.

it was an invitation to my sayonara.

Guilty on where my mind usually is. I'd love to come out to Kansai for the sayonara, but I need to be here Friday night for "stuff". Thought you were coming out to Kantou before splitting back to Andromeda?

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:15 am

Iraira wrote:Guilty on where my mind usually is. I'd love to come out to Kansai for the sayonara, but I need to be here Friday night for "stuff". Thought you were coming out to Kantou before splitting back to Andromeda?

we are, but the weekend is already decided on, and monday/tuesday is a lot of work to get done. wednesday i have to head back to osaka to catch my 11pm flight outta here.

by **Greji** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:35 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:we are, but the weekend is already decided on, and monday/tuesday is a lot of work to get done. wednesday i have to head back to osaka to catch my 11pm flight outta here.

I call BS on the busy schedule, but give us a call on what's what! I'll chain Iraira in the back closet while you're here. But, since he likes that, I can't keep him there too long, so be forewarned....
:cool:

by **Iraira** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:09 pm

Greji wrote:I call BS on the busy schedule, but give us a call on what's what! I'll chain Iraira in the back closet while you're here. But, since he likes that, I can't keep him there too long, so be forewarned....

Yeah, those tungsten chains chaffe in the "right spots"....I also declare a big inchiki on the "I have to wash my hair" excuse. Plus, Cyka always stays in the Shunjuku hotel area, which is 3-4 hand grenade tosses (or 2-3 wanks if you only understand metric) from my place. Do I ever get a late night booty call from her? No!:violin:

by **Greji** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:06 pm

Iraira wrote:Do I ever get a late night booty call from her? No!:violin:

You wouldn't answer it anyway. You never answer mine, you bitch!

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