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Japanese Popstar Dressed As Pineapple Robbed In Malmö

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:04 am

[floatr]Image[/floatr]The Local: Japanese popstar dressed as pineapple robbed in Malmö
Japanese popstar Hideki Kaji was beaten and robbed in the middle of a recording session in Malmö on Saturday, according to media reports. Hideki Kaji, known for having a particular fondness for the Scandinavian countries, was in Malmö to record a music video. The world-renowned popstar was recording on the street in the Kroksbäck area of the southern Swedish city when the robbers struck. When the film team took a break and the cameramen left the site to photograph their children who had also accompanied the team, Hideki Kaji was left to guard the equipment, dressed as a pineapple. "Three men then walked towards him, beat him up and robbed him. He was hit so hard that he lost a filling. He then passed out. When he woke up camera equipment worth a total of 20,000 kronor ($2,500) had been stolen," Mattias Attin at Malmö police told local newspaper Sydsvenskan. Police had by Sunday morning been unable to apprehend anyone in connection with the attack. Hideki Kaji is a regular visitor to Scandinavia and has recorded an album in Sweden under the celebrated Tambourine Studios label. Some of his hits have included "My Favourite Tofflor", "Suddenly Sibylla" and "Ramlösa".

I couldn't improve at all on the original headline.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:41 am

Mulboyne wrote:The world-renowned popstar



Bitch please...
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Postby gkanai » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:58 am

Coligny wrote:Bitch please...


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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:18 am

anyone who writes a song about bottled water deserves to be robbed.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:49 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:anyone who writes a song about bottled water deserves to be robbed.


"I'm holding an Evian bottle between my legs for you/
Touch it twice, it'll become a Crystal Geyser"

That was easy! Where's my $7M?
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:46 am

The news wires outside Japan have disseminated this story quite widely - clearly attracted by the "pineapple" angle - but Japanese newswires haven't really taken it up yet. Presumably they are waiting for his agent to make an official statement or for him to update his blog.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:06 am

Mulboyne wrote:The news wires outside Japan have disseminated this story quite widely - clearly attracted by the "pineapple" angle - but Japanese newswires haven't really taken it up yet. Presumably they are waiting for his agent to make an official statement or for him to update his blog.



I really don't know which "news wires outside japan" you are talking about. But I'm pretty sure that if their reporting is focused on a clown having his camera stolen while we have the G20, the Nato meeting, Obama in poland, yesterday grand prix and the North Korean launch going on; Then you might want to switch to other outlet. Even "the Superficial" web site didn't speak about it, while they go down to report on any new stain on Paris Hilton underwear...
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:09 am

Coligny wrote:I really don't know which "news wires outside japan" you are talking about....

UPI, Reuters and AP.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:38 am

I guess the moral of the story is don't let a guy dressed as a pineapple guard anything. Apples and bananas are OK. Strawberries are prefered.
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Postby Ketou » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:08 am

Mulboyne wrote:[floatr]Image[/floatr]


Having a haircut like that and being dressed as a pineapple deserves a bashing......:ninja3:
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:08 pm

Iraira wrote:"I'm holding an Evian bottle between my legs for you/
Touch it twice, it'll become a Crystal Geyser"

That was easy! Where's my $7M?


i'm right on it. maybe you could borrow a bit off tiernan until i get it all finalised?
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Postby hu5h » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:11 pm

haha hilarious
that'll teach him not to spend time in skåne.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:38 pm

Watch your back, Swedish living Japan.
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Postby Sarutaro » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:19 am

Is that a threat?
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Postby hu5h » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:00 am

bah.. we would just be mistaken for germans.

besides, malmö is more danish than swedish.
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Postby Sarutaro » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:20 am

And more Iranian than Danish... :-)
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:58 pm

One of the Japanese tabloids has finally reported it and Kaji's website has gone down. The forum webmaster did post a comment saying that he had spoken with Kaji who said he felt fine. It sounds like he was hit on the back of the head and knocked out but did return to finish filming after getting a check-up. The video he was making was for a song called "Passion Fruit" which I suppose gives some clue as to why he was dressed as a pineapple.
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Postby Gilligan » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:26 pm

Mulboyne wrote:The video he was making was for a song called "Passion Fruit" which I suppose gives some clue as to why he was dressed as a pineapple.


Actually, it makes the choice of costume even more bizarre. I would have expected him to be dressed as a passion fruit,
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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:41 pm

Sarutaro wrote:Is that a threat?


No that's Take. He has wet dreams after reading 2ch....
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