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HELP!!! I have made 3 J-Chicks pregnant..... what do I do??????

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HELP!!! I have made 3 J-Chicks pregnant..... what do I do??????

Postby japslapper » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:45 pm

Hi All,

Not been on this forum for ages. Went back to the UK to study, after 2 years on JET and a year in company, but at all times kept in touch with quite a large number of Japanese via email and Skype etc (main purpose was to keep my Japanese up). Obviously J-chicks were keener on keeping up regular contact...

Came back to Japan for a trip and managed to go UK-->Tokyo->Yokohama-> Nagoya->Kobe->Osaka->Hiroshima-->Tokyo-->Return to UK used a tourist JR Rail pass, and only paid for that, In every place I went I managed to get free accommodation with a native. And, yes, amongst that I managed to stay with 11 J-chicks and sleep with 9 of them in my month long trip.

I was "careful" as I could be, but got carried away with a few of them ......

Now I have:

an "Ayako" in Osaka (aged 37) who says she is pregnant

a "Shiho" in Nagoya (aged 29) who says she is pregnant

a "Mariko" in Kobe (aged 24) who says she is pregnant.

All three above are unmarried (though 2 have Japanese boyfriends), live in their own accommodation (1DK's didn't help stop the intimacy), seemingly with fairly decent parents etc in more rural areas. Interestingly these three I saw on consecutive days (synchronous fertility cycles?). None of them are fairly good at English - so choosing one to bring back to the UK is not really doable, and anyway they are not my type for marriage. None of them have been to the UK to visit me, though they all theoretically know my home address.

So fellow, FG's what do I do? What is the legal position? Anyone with a similar story?

Many thanks in advance of your help.

JS
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:02 pm

an "Ayako" in Osaka (aged 37) who says she is pregnant

a "Shiho" in Nagoya (aged 29) who says she is pregnant

a "Mariko" in Kobe (aged 24) who says she is pregnant.


I fucked those bitches too man. I'm the father bitch. I was up in that hole raw dog NIGGA. Up in that ass. Up in that ass. Up in that ass.

They were cumming so hard and I was like I'm da king man I'm da king of you bitch. Oh that pussy's so tight. Oh yeah bitch. Pull her fucking hair man. You wanna have a black baby???
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Postby Behan » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:09 pm

Only three?
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby japslapper » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:14 pm

AssKissinger wrote:I fucked those bitches too man. You wanna have a black baby???


Jesus, the boyfriends will be really really surprised. That's a relief ;-)

I mean last time I was here I remember dating this chick for quite sometime, then through a series of events I found she was dating (screwing) an American fellow FG at the same time. She was obsessed with engrish, so guess she had to find out if there was a difference between Brit and Yank English on the futon as well..... well both FG's linked up, made friends and turned up to mmet the girl at the same time.....surprised she didn't want a threesome
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:22 pm

Anyone with a similar story?


Oh yeah...

I fucked this girl and her mama and I got the girl's father (mama's hubby, right) and kicked his fucking ass and I was like bitch motherfucker I'm fucking all the bitches in YO FAMILY bitch I got your daughter sucking my dick while your ho is licking out the area inside my buttcheeks and shit ok so lick my cum off your bitch's face nigga.

I got that shit on fucking dvd hi-def blueray too mother fucker.

Then when the women were with child of which were to be the progeniture of my doings I insisted that he himself fund the terminations of the pregnancies. So indeed, he, supplied the knitting needle and the cervical handiwork. I, however, enjoyed supplying the blows to their abdominal areas.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:25 pm

I think you're in need of some serious advice, good luck getting that here.:violin:
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby amdg » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:52 pm

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Postby japslapper » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:02 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:I think you're in need of some serious advice, good luck getting that here.:violin:


That's why I posted....

So common FG's: Legally am I in the shit, or is it just morally?
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:04 am

japslapper wrote:or is it just morally?


DUDE - if you have to ask.... :rolleyes:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:17 am

I suggest you cut your junk off and never ever come back to Japan you irresponsible piece of shit.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:25 am

Got a red mark for that one, no surprise. Am I the only one that signs off when he gives redmarks (me and AO, since he's done it to me a couple of times)?

Anyway, "unecessary condemnation" is a fucking ridiculous remark for this douche bag. Especially since this is probably another bullshit post and japslapper is just having some fun.
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Postby japslapper » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:26 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote: never ever come back to Japan .


Just asking - if this is the better option. To be a gaijin panda: eats, shoots and leaves.

Can they sue me for paternity?
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Postby japslapper » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:34 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote: this is probably another bullshit post and japslapper is just having some fun.


No Bullshit - truth.

And yes I did have some fun, I have never had so much sex in my life until that month. Basically three years worth of different partners in a month.

Incidentally the two with boyfriends are really worried about their boyfriends finding out, and don't think a 1/2 gaijin baby will look Japanese enough to fool their boy friends...the fact that they want to keep the baby and pass it off as their boyfriends is interesting....

Of 6 J-chicks who have had their periods, 4 have already repeatedly asked when I am going back.

I won't be met at immigration if I do....??
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:43 am

Why do the Japanese often assert that Englishmen are gentlemen?
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Postby nottu » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:51 am

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Postby japslapper » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:53 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Why do the Japanese often assert that Englishmen are gentlemen?


Well in that month, quite a few Japanese often gently inserted an Englishman. That's the problem.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:57 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Why do the Japanese often assert that Englishmen are gentlemen?


Because they all look like Jude Law and speak like Prince Harry, right?

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Postby amdg » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:58 am

I'm with SJ, cut off your dick. It's the best solution.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:59 am

nottu wrote:Why does anyone entertain this scumbag with a reply?

You think so just because your wife is Japanese. If your wife were not, you must have behaved like this guy while looking down J-bitches and treating it like stuff.
This is why I bully asiaphile white dudes.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:03 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Because they all look like Jude Law and speak like Prince Harry, right?

I had assumed it was some sort of Ewan McGregor fantasy...

You can kinda image Nottu-kun talking like this.:razz:

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Postby waruta » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:16 am

I call shenanigans....if you old enuff to poke it....you old enuff to deal with it. Why you are posting this shit on the net is beyond me, I personally am from the old skool "don't kiss and tell" but then again if you want to brag and (hopefully) gain some kudos from anonymous internet posters, whatever floats your boat man. good luck with that.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:45 am

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Postby Dragonette » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:25 am

japslapper wrote:So fellow, FG's what do I do? Many thanks in advance of your help.

Oh my, you FGs are so cruel]Here's a link[/URL] to a site that will be sure to help you make some serious life-affecting decisions - Please take your time and choose wisely!
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:10 am

I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Adhesive » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:22 am

Takechanpoo wrote:You think so just because your wife is Japanese. If your wife were not, you must have behaved like this guy while looking down J-bitches and treating it like stuff.
This is why I bully asiaphile white dudes.


The word you are looking for is "pester".
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:26 am

Adhesive wrote:The word you are looking for is "pester".


No, I think it's suck off.
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:44 pm

When I first saw the title of this thread, the answer that immediately came to mind was "wait for them to hatch."
Do the right thing by the women.
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:29 pm

Sentakki Fried Chicken wrote:Do the right thing by the women.

What, move to Saudi Arabia and marry all 3 of them??
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:52 pm

American, isn't he? Southern Utah would probably have a place for them...
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