HELP!!! I have made 3 J-Chicks pregnant..... what do I do??????

[Western All Stars]

Buy a roundtrip ticket to Japan to stay for one or two days only. Arrange to meet them all at the same time and at the same place on final day 3 or 4 hours before your flight leaves. Introduce everyone and tell them all the truth, so they see whey the all need to have abortions. Step 5) catch your plane and never come back. Thx, bye

[Western All Stars]

Buy a roundtrip ticket to Japan to stay for one or two days only. Arrange to meet them all at the same time and at the same place on final day 3 or 4 hours before your flight leaves. Introduce everyone and tell them all the truth, so they see why they all need to have abortions. Step 5) catch your plane and never come back. Thx, bye

Damn spell check missed some stuff there.

[japslapper]

a "Ayako" in Osaka (aged 37) who says she is pregnant

a "Shiho" in Nagoya (aged 29) who says she is pregnant

a "Mariko" in Kobe (aged 24) who says she is pregnant.

"Ayako" has since had a very heavy period, not surprising because she is older and thus now off the list. She is relieved as I, but a bit surprised because she has used the same contraceptive techniques with her previous partners (all Japanese) and never had this. Never the less she has asked me to visit again.

"Shiho" has now admitted she cant be sure it was me, because she has now admitted that she had sex ("protected") with her boyfriend 3 days before I visited. She has been screwing him like mad ("shizen") for the last few days, and now told him she thinks she is pregnant. He has asked her to marry him.... She thinks it may be mine, but can't be sure. Again she compares to her previous experience and says its never happened before...so I am the "difference". The boyfriend doesn't know about my existence so am kind of relieved about that one......

"Mariko" also has been screwing her bf like mad. The reason she jumped on me when I stayed is because she felt unattended to - hadn't done it for ages. Anyway since her missed period, she says she has been demanding sex with her bf.... but apparently she thinks of me when doing it. Apparently she is going to the byouin with her bf in a few days..... so fingers crossed...

So FG's it looks like I might be OK on this one......

However I am a bit cheesed off with the responses. When I was a regular contributor a few years back - I helped out quite a few FG's even to the extent of a few using my wakayama beachside house for a vacation spot while I was out the country, for example... etc etc.

Now, sure I was an idiot and acted like a man out of jail, but that's half the problem with returning to your country as an ex FG -having to "work" hard for some action, having to relearn "gentleman" skills etc etc. I got back here and really couldn't resist or control all that pent up temptation.

Basically all I wanted is a basic bit of legal advice (in the UK I would be in big trouble with the tax system), and a bit of "been there done that" kind of thing.

And anyway, 9 chicks in a month - quite an achievement in a schoolboy ego trip, notches on a bed post, type of way. Been there done that, probably wont get the chance again....

But still, I got very close to a very sticky situation.

Any (positive) suggestions?

Thanks

JS

[nottu]

[japslapper]

I think this guy is a bullshit artist.

No honest truth

[Mike Oxlong]

Perhaps pen the final book in the planned Making Out in Japanese trilogy?

[japslapper]

Before anyone asks: I have been to the local GUM clinic for a full set of tests.

I suppose, from a karma point of view, the cotton stick down the Jap eye, has to be enough.........

[japslapper]

Perhaps pen the final book in the planned Making Out in Japanese trilogy?

Can be summed up in 3 tricks:

1) Be en ex teacher of the chicks concerned
2) Make them feel special(email, skype, letters, never forget B'days, flowers..but make the communication very erratic/sporadic...)
3) Go for a wide range of different chicks (age 23-41 in my case), be eclectic in your tastes....

I did do a lot of leg work before the trip, so on the days I stayed didn't need to do any persuasion.

I always keep in touch after - try to keep on good terms. Not let them get too close, but never loose touch totally. Case in point; some FG's from ages ago may remember a very rich mother of one of my elementary students (I was 22, she 30 at the time it started). Well despite me going back to Europe, she has visited occasionally and we meet up for a few nights. She usually brings me a gift (nikon camera last time), and enjoys her stay. We keep in touch - the odd keitai mail once or twice a month and skype every few. Its enough....... We have been going like this for 7 years now...works well.

[GomiGirl]

Where the fuck have all these "young dudes" come from???

To be honest - nobody gives a fuck but you about how many chicks you've banged and what their ages were and in what time frame.

It is not smart or clever. Go tell your mates down the pub - they are probably more likely to believe your crap.

[japslapper]

It is not smart or clever. .

In what sense?

[kusai Jijii]

Those of you who are seriously replying to this trolling wanker are even more fucked than he is. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!!!!:rolleyes:

[AssKissinger]

In what sense?

In the sense that it lacks intelligence you fucking dumbass. What? Are you unable to read or some shit? Fuck off.

[japslapper]

In the sense that it lacks intelligence you fucking dumbass. What? Are you unable to read or some shit? Fuck off.

The pronoun "it" in your sentence serves as a place-holder subject (dummy pronoun) thus sentences with no identifiable actor, such as "It rained last night." So not sure what you mean.

As the ability to read (or) shit. Nope sorry, never got into the scatomancy, thing. I guess if I swinged in "that direction", then it would ,obviously, be par for the course. So sorry, no dumbasses were fucked, intelligent or not.

Fuck off? I did. I fucked (lots) and went away.

AK, anything further to add, in your wisdom?

[tokyolimited]

Before you go to bed each night, stand in front of the mirror and repeat 3 times.

"I like children. Children are wonderful. I want children."

[AssKissinger]

The pronoun "it" in your sentence serves as a place-holder subject (dummy pronoun) thus sentences with no identifiable actor, such as "It rained last night." So not sure what you mean.

It=your story, smart guy.

[Zeth3D]

Before you go to bed each night, stand in front of the mirror and repeat 3 times.

"I like children. Children are wonderful. I want children."

... thats not a real baby right?....

[Visitor K]

And anyway, 9 chicks in a month - quite an achievement in a schoolboy ego trip, notches on a bed post, type of way. Been there done that, probably wont get the chance again....

where do you get that impression? .........

having to "work" hard for some action, having to relearn "gentleman" skills etc etc.

oh. good luck with that.

[Luciddreamer]

wow , I really didn't think that there were folks out there this shallow , have some damn respect for yourself , the forum members and anyone that has felt sorry enough for you to let you abuse their trust and violate their privacy.

[japslapper]

"I like children. Children are wonderful. I want children."... thats not a real baby right?....

OK, so has anyone ever themselves, or known any "ayrian FG" to have done a Cuckoo i.e impregnated a J-Chick, and she pretends to raise the kid as her J-husbands'?

~Did the kid do OK?
~Did the FG ever get to see the kid?
~Did the J-Husband work it out, or was the kid just too cute

Of the two girls that are most certainly preggers, 1 at least has to be mine, probably both. This looks like a realistic future for the kid.

I mean throughout Japans history this has to have happened, anyone know anything?

I mean if the J-husband is happy, then the kid is happy then I am kind of OK with it.

1/12 of the worlds kids are statistically supposed to be a cuckoo job (read "The Sperm Wars" by Robin Baker and its quoted and referenced there). But mixed race, such as this - does it stick?

[tokyolimited]

I wouldn't count on it, since your kids will most likely end up looking like them.

[kurohinge1]

wow , I really didn't think that there were folks out there this shallow . . .

For the kids' sake, assuming they're not "terminated", let's hope & pray that their biological father's problems are not genetic.

[IkemenTommy]

Just bite the bullet and live with the consequences like this guy did.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Just bite the bullet and live with the consequences like this guy did.

yeah, but this loser isn't famous or even semi-famous for being an overmuscled douche like BB is.

i quit reading his dribble after the 'having to relearn gentlemanly skills'. this guy flies right off the charts for 'asshole awards'. another below average loser who couldn't get laid back home if his life depended on it and came to japan to go from zero to hero.

pathetic.

[BO-SENSEI]

if you were given the chance again?

Are you fucking retarded, you might have fucked up two women for life and the fact that has eluded you just proves you should seriously cut of your balls.

[Iraira]

[james]

Are you fucking retarded, you might have fucked up two women for life and the fact that has eluded you just proves you should seriously cut of your balls.

i agree that he may not be a card carrying mensa member, but the ho-bags he was boppin when he scored this hat trick bear a good portion of the responsibility too.

[Behan]

[kusai Jijii]

[Yokohammer]

I agree. Smells kind of trollish to me.

It aint like I didn't try to warn 'em...

I'm with these guys.

If the guy speaks the truth, it's probably the first sex he's ever had and he's so full of conquest pride that he just has to broadcast the fact, which is fucking pathetic (hey, it happens all the time ... that's how babies are born you know ... including you).

But if it is true he really should consider James' comment, which is right on the money. The women he porked probably aren't the epitome of moral rectitude. The term "conniving slut" springs to mind. Not exactly a source of pride.

If he's a troll (likely) he's probably drooling and whacking off at the keyboard, which is also pathetic.

Lock the thread.

Sheesh.

[Gilligan]

If the guy speaks the truth, it's probably the first sex he's ever had and he's so full of conquest pride that he just has to broadcast the fact, which is fucking pathetic (hey, it happens all the time ... that's how babies are born you know ... including you).

Truer words have rarely been spoken. From the sounds of it, he couldn't get laid even if it were nickel night at the local whore house and Noriko were around to give freebies to every 10th guy through the door.