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Postby davesco » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:26 pm

I will be in tokyo in may and wondering if all pink salons are closed by now in Kabukicho or is it still possible to have some "fun" ? any advice?
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:24 am

davesco wrote:I will be in tokyo in may and wondering if all pink salons are closed by now in Kabukicho or is it still possible to have some "fun" ? any advice?


Tokyo is no fun - there is no fun to be had. Everything has closed for the summer. Stay home.
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Postby davesco » Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:46 am

Three days in tokyo and no "fun", you cannot be serious!!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:25 am

davesco wrote:Three days in tokyo and no "fun", you cannot be serious!!


she's completely serious. as i am when i say that you should probably take that question elsewhere if you want any kind of serious reply.
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Postby davesco » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:46 am

OK then...where elsewhere?????
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:15 am

It depends what mood the forum members (hur, hur) are in whether a question like that gets a decent answer. My friends and acquaintances aren't especially degenerate as population samples go and I've been asked the same thing on a number of occasions in Japan.

If you want to have sex with a prostitute but you don't speak any Japanese then it's unlikely you'll be able to walk into a joint off the street and get what you want. Not because it isn't available but mainly because you won't be able to find the right establishments. Instead, you'll probably have to go with an escort service in much the same way as would in any other major city and there are listings for those in Metropolis, the free Tokyo weekly magazine which you can find in bars, hotels and restaurants every Friday.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:18 am

davesco wrote:OK then...where elsewhere?????


i tried to send you a suggestion where you can find that kind of information online, but you don't accept PMs.

google is your friend.
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Postby omae mona » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:26 am

Mulboyne wrote:My friends and acquaintances aren't especially degenerate as population samples go


Mulboyne is always pretending he's never met me. I think I'm starting to get a little offended.
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Postby davesco » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:30 am

Thanks for your info.Not particularly fond of escort services.As a gaijin not speaking japanese finding the right establishment indeed might be difficult and the the risk of beeing ripped of is obviously high so I was hoping to get some kind of info of those infamous "pink salons" but this is probably not the right forum.
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Postby Greji » Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:28 pm

omae mona wrote:Mulboyne is always pretending he's never met me. I think I'm starting to get a little offended.


Let me guess, you met in a bar, right?
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Postby Iraira » Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:45 pm

Because, I think that you are a good person who has high moral standards, I am willing to help. I can provide you with a guide who will secure the pink salon services you require. In order to expidite this, so you are not shocked with any "hidden charges", I feel it is best for you to pay upfront for the services, then you can enjoy your time in Tokyo.
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I'll meet you in front of Don Quixote in Shinjuku on Monday at 7pm. I'll be wearing a black suit. Please wear a set of Mickey Mouse ears on your head so that I and your guide will be more easily able to recognize you.
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Postby dimwit » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:10 am

Iraira wrote:Because, I think that you are a good person who has high moral standards, I am willing to help. I can provide you with a guide who will secure the pink salon services you require. In order to expidite this, so you are not shocked with any "hidden charges", I feel it is best for you to pay upfront for the services, then you can enjoy your time in Tokyo.
Please remit $500 to
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I'll meet you in front of Don Quixote in Shinjuku on Monday at 7pm. I'll be wearing a black suit. Please wear a set of Mickey Mouse ears on your head so that I and your guide will be more easily able to recognize you.


Ah everyone knows your joking. Your supposed to wear the mouse ears on the front of your pants.
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Postby prolly » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:42 am

between this post and a few others that have popped up on here recently, i think new users are confusing FG with that young dudes board or whateverthefuck it's called...
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Postby Iraira » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:53 am

dimwit wrote:Ah everyone knows your joking. Your supposed to wear the mouse ears on the front of your pants.



Shhhhhhh....I don't want the mark to get wise to the con.
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Postby davesco » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:40 am

Black suit will be fine,but you have to wear a patch over one eye if you know what I mean!Me in full drag if that's ok with you.Currency will be in naira.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:10 pm

Like someone with an eyepatch stands out in a crowd here.........
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Postby Greji » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:34 pm

Iraira wrote:Like someone with an eyepatch stands out in a crowd here.........


Patch or no patch, I realize it will be coat and tie, but are trousers required?
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