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Mutterings of "die" and "go home"

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Postby Midwinter » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:53 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Your mother country is no less than a made-of-mud boat which have nothing but oil, gas and pussy, as you do know.


And yet soon enough, Japan will be crying out for two of the three things you just mentioned. The third however, is totally out of your league as you wouldn't know what to do with it other than hiding under a glass table and asking it to pee.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:09 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:And Ruskie should mind your own business and doesnt join the circle of Westerner, please. Your mother country is no less than a made-of-mud boat which have nothing but oil, gas and pussy, as you do know.


last time i checked, oil, gas, and pussy are the three strongest sources of money making.

japan have neither of the first two, and the international magazines and designers aren't exactly snapping up the third to grace the covers of media outside of japan.

so as long as japan continues to need all three, maybe it's you that should shut the fuck up.
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Postby Behan » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:15 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:last time i checked, oil, gas, and pussy are the three strongest sources of money making.

japan have neither of the first two, and the international magazines and designers aren't exactly snapping up the third to grace the covers of media outside of japan.

so as long as japan continues to need all three, maybe it's you that should shut the fuck up.


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Postby james » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:37 pm

sillygirl wrote:Happened once in 11 years - some old drunk bloke on a train


this seems to be a common theme..
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Postby Iraira » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:11 pm

Greji wrote:Well spoken
(considering it's coming from a guy with neither of either!)

:cool:


Still bitter that I haven't paid you back for the soda from the jidouhanbaiki outside of Kiki's, huh?
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Postby kusai Jijii » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:20 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:last time i checked, oil, gas, and pussy are the three strongest sources of money making.

japan have neither of the first two, and the international magazines and designers aren't exactly snapping up the third to grace the covers of media outside of japan.

so as long as japan continues to need all three, maybe it's you that should shut the fuck up.



So come on Take, tell us, who's your Daddy?
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Postby sillygirl » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:29 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:So come on Take, tell us, who's your Daddy?
Cyka for the win!:banana:


Go Cyka go! Cyka for the win!:banana:
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Postby 6810 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:47 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:So come on Take, tell us, who's your Daddy?
Cyka for the win!:banana:


Y'all just don't get it. Take never loses. He is indomitable, inscrutable and above all simply indestructible!

Why does everyone insist on beating him. He'll outlast you all...
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Postby Gilligan » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:42 am

6810 wrote:Y'all just don't get it. Take never loses. He is indomitable, inscrutable and above all simply indestructible!

Why does everyone insist on beating him. He'll outlast you all...


Kind of makes him sound like a cockroach.
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Postby Greji » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:25 am

Iraira wrote:Still bitter that I haven't paid you back for the soda from the jidouhanbaiki outside of Kiki's, huh?


Dam right. That's one of them 120 yen expensive jobbies....
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Postby Greji » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:28 am

6810 wrote:Y'all just don't get it. Take never loses. He is indomitable, inscrutable and above all simply indestructible!

Why does everyone insist on beating him. He'll outlast you all...


You're probably right, but it's still fun to watch Cyka slap his dick in the dust...
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:21 pm

6810 wrote:Y'all just don't get it. Take never loses. He is indomitable, inscrutable and above all simply indestructible!

Why does everyone insist on beating him. He'll outlast you all...


you're right, he never loses. he just IS a loser.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:53 pm

6810 wrote:Y'all just don't get it. Take never loses. He is indomitable, inscrutable and above all simply indestructible!

Why does everyone insist on beating him. He'll outlast you all...


If he is going to continue to pretend to be Japanese, we'll continue to go along with him. The bitch-slapping brightens up our day. Whats so hard to understand about that?
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Postby Iraira » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:55 pm

Greji wrote:Dam right. That's one of them 120 yen expensive jobbies....
:cool:


I suppose that with interest, you're gonna want one of those extra-fancy 500 ml - 150 yen Sougenbicha, or I might end up with another horsehead in my futon.
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Postby Greji » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:04 pm

Iraira wrote:I suppose that with interest, you're gonna want one of those extra-fancy 500 ml - 150 yen Sougenbicha, or I might end up with another horsehead in my futon.


You got that horsehead? I was wondering where I left that.....
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Postby Typhoon » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:44 pm

Greji wrote:You're probably right, but it's still fun to watch Cyka slap his dick in the dust...
Remember that
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I'd miss the guy if he left. His unintentionally funny posts brighten up the day.
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Postby 6810 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:30 pm

Typhoon wrote:I'd miss the guy if he left. His unintentionally funny posts brighten up the day.


Here I run the risk of being accused of being a multiple account of Take, but as I have said before, he is often right on the money. I'm not sure exactly how he manages to mangle his language, nevertheless a lot of what he says rings true if you go beyond a superficial reaction...

Amen to the non-monotheist, waxy-eared Japanese we know and love as Take!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:35 pm

6810 wrote:Here I run the risk of being accused of being a multiple account of Take, but as I have said before, he is often right on the money. I'm not sure exactly how he manages to mangle his language, nevertheless a lot of what he says rings true if you go beyond a superficial reaction...

Amen to the non-monotheist, waxy-eared Japanese we know and love as Take!


a lot of what he says rings true? like what? his comment earlier in this thread alone proves he doesn't know fuck all about anything. yes, his 'you smelly gaijin. remember that' have a bit of comic value, but his contributions to this forum are about as insightful as charles is when it comes to being an expert on, well, anything.
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:11 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:his contributions to this forum are about as insightful as charles is when it comes to being an expert on, well, anything.

Hmm, a bit harsh to compare him to Chuck! Not even Take deserves that. ;) Besides, (Japanese or not) I think Take does actually live here, something that Chuck could never claim.
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Postby Behan » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:08 pm

Gilligan wrote:Kind of makes him sound like a cockroach.


Nice one!:p

I think the Poo isn't above making things up, either, so I wouldn't say he's always on target.
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Postby Greji » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:18 pm

[quote="FG Lurker"]Hmm, a bit harsh to compare him to Chuck! Not even Take deserves that. ]
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Postby wuchan » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:28 pm

6810 wrote:Here I run the risk of being accused of being a multiple account of Take, but as I have said before, he is often right on the money. I'm not sure exactly how he manages to mangle his language, nevertheless a lot of what he says rings true if you go beyond a superficial reaction...

Amen to the non-monotheist, waxy-eared Japanese we know and love as Take!

If he is an alternate account for some disturbed white boy, said white boy is 100% definitely a P.E.T..
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:50 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:an American living in Japan:http://kbyanc.blogspot.com/2009/03/racism-in-japan.html
The guy is saying that he gets comments like "die" and "go home" on a regular basis.




Oasis' Noel Gallagher 'Kicked To The Curb' In Taxi
PostChronicle.com -- Mar 20, 2009
Noel Gallagher has been kicked out of a taxi in Japan. The Oasis star - who is currently touring in support of their current album 'Dig Out Your Soul' - was ejected from the vehicle on Wednesday morning (18.03.09) after a disagreement with the driver.
He wrote on his blog: "Got thrown out of a taxi this morning. At least I think I did. Hard to tell over here. There was shouting and pointing and then the international hand signal for 'Get the f**k out of my cab, you western dog!' "....more...

Thursday, March 19, 2009
Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere'
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Category: Music
Now then. How is everybody? Not that I give a shit, just being polite.

We're in Japan. I've got quite a soft spot for this mob. Who hasn't? Lovely little fellas, they are.

Got thrown out of a taxi this morning. At least I think I did. Hard to tell over here. There was shouting and pointing and then the international hand signal for "Get the fuck out of my cab, you western dog!"

Jet lag will put a downer on the gig tonight. I already can't be arsed. Nevermind. They've got Yorkshire tea bags on the rider which, let's face it, is all that matters to a 40 year old Northerner.

In a bit.

GD.

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (19/03/09)

Category: Music
Well, that gig was rubbish...
....Not much happening after the gig. Everyone's a bit sleepy. Which is a joke 'cos you simply cannot sleep in this country. It's mental. No wonder they're always inventing gadgets. No-one ever sleeps. They've got to do SOMETHING.

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Postby Phantom » Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:41 pm

I lost track of the subject of this thread about half-way through. So here's a random Japanese pic that makes me want to smack someone:

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Postby sublight » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:07 pm

The only real incident I can recall (in about 14 years) was at a Coco-Ichiban Curry in Akasaka a few years back. Some drunk 50-something kept trying to get me into a fight by shouting about Americans and the war (it was right around the anniversary of the Hiroshima bombing).

I told him I was German and gave him a hug.
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:09 pm

Takechanpoo and Arudou Debito, separated at birth? :twisted:
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:26 pm

Here's the situation in reverse. This video is a CCTV recording from a bus in Paris. Li'l hoodie boy and his cohorts, Algerian immigrants, presumably, mug and bitchslap a drunken French guy. They administer the coup de grace at the end when they call the guy a "sale Français" (a "f*cking French").

http://www.miwim.fr/blog/video-buzz-une-agression-dans-un-bus-de-la-ratp-4819

Needless to say, the video is making the rounds amongst anti-immigrant types in Europe. Imagine acting like that with you and your homies on a Japanese bus; they'd have your asses on a plane within hours.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:40 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Here's the situation in reverse. This video is a CCTV recording from a bus in Paris. Li'l hoodie boy and his cohorts, Algerian immigrants, presumably, mug and bitchslap a drunken French guy. They administer the coup de grace at the end when they call the guy a "sale Franç]http://www.miwim.fr/blog/video-buzz-une-agression-dans-un-bus-de-la-ratp-4819[/url]

Needless to say, the video is making the rounds amongst anti-immigrant types in Europe. Imagine acting like that with you and your homies on a Japanese bus; they'd have your asses on a plane within hours.


What's weird about that video is that they start attacking a lot of different people and everybody just seems to be taking it and not trying to fight back except that first blond guy that it started with. You'd think they'd all sort of go after them together or something.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:23 pm

[quote="Catoneinutica"]

http://www.miwim.fr/blog/video-buzz-une-agression-dans-un-bus-de-la-ratp-4819

Needless to say, the video is making the rounds amongst anti-immigrant types in Europe. Imagine acting like that with you and your homies on a Japanese bus]
Z-Korean did the same things or far worst things all over Japan in postwar confusion period (and G.Is did robberies, rapes and killings all over Japan, TOO in the same period). But those events were entirely deleted from official postwar Japan history.
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