[Crispy]

How many more businessmen have to off themselves before their economy improves?

Boy, I am in one bastard of a mood today.

[cstaylor]

They need to start taking their oldster parents with them too, so Japan isn't forced to compromise on their racial purity.

[Harvey]

Kitagawa engages in chilling conversation with indebted salarymen weighing the value of their continued existence vs. a life-insurance payout that would secure the financial future of their families.

Dude. I don't care how you slice it... but that sucks.

Man. That's depressing! I hope I don't become a suicide crazed salaryman... geesh.

[Crispy]

Doesn't cashing in your life insurance policy stimulate the insurance and banking industries?

[cstaylor]

Doesn't cashing in your life insurance policy stimulate the insurance and banking industries?

Not really. Insurance companies are a bit like casinos. They use actuary tables to determine how much the premiums cost versus the probability you will die and your family receives a pay out.

What the gangsters are doing (as they've done for countless centuries) is try and cheat the system. By having the salarymen off themselves now, the insurance companies will most likely take a bath on what they had originally forseen as a good investment. The only people who benefit are the gangsters (yeah, like the family will get any of the cash after Dad gets off'd)

[Crispy]

Ooh, forgot about that. Silly gangsters, what are you gonna do...

[cstaylor]

The more and more news I read, the more I realize that the smartest people in this country must be the gangsters.

[cstaylor]

It isn't hard to look smart, if you surround yourself with idiots.

That should be another quote for the main page, comparing FG to other gaijin sites.

[cstaylor]

And btw, don't lump FG together down in the depths with all the crappy gaijin sites.

Well, this is the best site I've seen so far.

[cstaylor]

Just keep those GTA3 tips coming...