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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:24 pm

I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:33 pm

I was reading it wondering why someone would summon the police. Then I got to the part about the blow job in the women's room. :shock:
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Postby Midwinter » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:50 pm

Just when you think Japan's well of depravity is about to run dry, someone has to go and vomit up something like this. Seriously, what is wrong with a hot woman, a bottle of wine, and three greased rubber chickens set to auto-vibrate? Some people take this shit way too seriously.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:52 pm

Is it wrong that I got a boner when I read this?
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby Zeth3D » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:31 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Is it wrong that I got a boner when I read this?


Yes, yes it is
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Postby Ke11iente » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:53 am

I was about to be a self righteous asshole and say something like "dressing in drag doesn't necessarily mean you're gay."

That'll learn me.
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:31 am

I was in Harajuku the other day and I saw two guys doing to drag goth loli thing.... wasn't pretty.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:35 pm

Ke11iente wrote:I was about to be a self righteous asshole and say something like "dressing in drag doesn't necessarily mean you're gay."
"Getting your dick sucked by another guy doesn't necessarily mean you're gay."
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Postby james » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:23 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Is it wrong that I got a boner when I read this?


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you know how i know you're gay?
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:23 am

I had two problems with the article other than the obvious,

1.) A 3 minute bj?, the guy should give lessons.

2.) Who the fuck times a blowjob?
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby hundefar » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:35 am

GomiGirl wrote:I was in Harajuku the other day and I saw two guys doing to drag goth loli thing.... wasn't pretty.


You should go to the Baby The Stars Shine Bright tea parties, if they still have them. Loads of boys in romantic lolita outfits. Some times they have pictures from them in the shop in Laforet. HOT!
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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:17 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:
2.) Who the fuck times a blowjob?


Assuming the story is true, it is likely because he knew he was writing the story beforehand.
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Postby Greji » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Is it wrong that I got a boner when I read this?


Me too! Greased rubber chickens on auto-vibrate! Does paradise have electrical plugs? What more could you want?
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Postby Nama Ebi » Thu May 07, 2009 1:58 pm

Just released: photo of two FGs leaving said shop...

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Postby Greji » Thu May 07, 2009 5:19 pm

Nama Ebi wrote:Just released: photo of two FGs leaving said shop...

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Hey! Iraira you just told me you were going to the states. You didn't say it was a honeymoon....
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Postby Iraira » Thu May 07, 2009 5:34 pm

Greji wrote:Hey! Iraira you just told me you were going to the states. You didn't say it was a honeymoon....
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Well, I did grow up near West Hollywood (or as you like to call it "WeHo"). You and your life partner gonna go vacationing in Maine this summer?
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Postby Greji » Thu May 07, 2009 5:36 pm

Iraira wrote:You and your life partner gonna go vacationing in Maine this summer?


Which life partner? This week's, or next week's?
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Postby Iraira » Thu May 07, 2009 9:28 pm

Greji wrote:Which life partner? This week's, or next week's?
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You are only doing one a week? Piggy flu?
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Postby Greji » Fri May 08, 2009 4:58 pm

Iraira wrote:You are only doing one a week? Piggy flu?


Yup, and the easy ones twice. Also, thank you for reminding me, it's Friday night and I must go out and attempt to assist with the dwindling population problem.....
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