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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed May 13, 2009 6:32 pm

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DayLife, May 13, 2009---Japan's lingerie maker Triumph International Japan... displays the "Konkatsu Bra" or "Husband hunting Bra"... to encourage women to hunt husband [color="Silver"](sic)[/color] and buck the trend of women marriage late [color="Silver"](sic) [/color]and staying single in Japan. The bra has a marriage countdown clock and when she inserts her engagement ring in the heart-shaped ring rest affixed between the cups it stops the clock and plays a wedding song.
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Postby Behan » Wed May 13, 2009 9:00 pm

NEBJ?

Nowhere else but Japan?

Actually, it's kind of funny.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed May 13, 2009 9:46 pm

The bra has a marriage countdown clock and when she inserts her engagement ring in the heart-shaped ring rest

There are plenty of other things I can think of inserting.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed May 13, 2009 10:38 pm

Behan wrote:NEBJ?
Nowhere else but Japan?

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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed May 13, 2009 11:48 pm

Is it just me... but does that chick have an awfully big hands for a girl?8-O
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Postby Coligny » Thu May 14, 2009 12:44 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Is it just me... but does that chick have an awfully big hands for a girl?8-O


Just hope it's a "she" and not another "he" with a penchant for crossdressing...
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu May 14, 2009 3:46 am

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that's just...

wow.

seriously, who is going to buy that thing? it looks like a bad outfit a stripper would wear to work at a stag do. and what's with the doily with the name and blood type on it? is it in case the potential groom forgets who he's about to shag and can have a reminder of her name while he's undressing her?
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Postby Jack » Thu May 14, 2009 5:08 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Is it just me... but does that chick have an awfully big hands for a girl?8-O


Highly doable. Forget the hands, look at what's further away from the lens.
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Postby Neo-Rio » Fri May 15, 2009 10:38 am

WOWEE!

A sex vending machine.
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Fri May 15, 2009 11:03 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:that's just...

wow.

seriously, who is going to buy that thing?


Madonna?
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Fri May 15, 2009 12:25 pm

I heard about this on Yahoo news and reuters, it isn't going into production.
So a ways back they created a bra that came with portable chop sticks to call attention to the fact that disposable chopsticks use a lot of wood, get used once and then tossed away, making them enviromentally unfriendly. Now they make this bra to promote younger people seeking to get married. Whats next, a barbwire bra to promote the dangers of Chikans, a red tape bra to promote the bad government, a cable bra to promote the analog switch. Anyone else got any ideas?
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri May 15, 2009 2:43 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:I heard about this on Yahoo news and reuters, it isn't going into production.
So a ways back they created a bra that came with portable chop sticks to call attention to the fact that disposable chopsticks use a lot of wood, get used once and then tossed away, making them enviromentally unfriendly. Now they make this bra to promote younger people seeking to get married. Whats next, a barbwire bra to promote the dangers of Chikans, a red tape bra to promote the bad government, a cable bra to promote the analog switch. Anyone else got any ideas?


i've got a great idea!

a proper fitted bra that does not have any rhinestones, cutesy patterns, skin irritating patches or bows on it, straps that are just straps and not made from chains that have little things hanging off of them, padding that makes one's tits look like giant lumpy marshmallows. and comes in just plain white, black, red, or neutral.

ditto for the matching pants.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue May 19, 2009 8:05 pm

I drank with some guys that work for Triumph last weekend and they told me the whole concept originally started as a joke and the bra is not for sale.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue May 19, 2009 8:30 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
. . . Triumph International Japan... displays the "Konkatsu Bra" or "Husband hunting Bra"... to encourage women to hunt husband (sic) and buck the trend of women marriage late (sic) and staying single in Japan. The bra has a marriage countdown clock and when she inserts her engagement ring in the heart-shaped ring rest affixed between the cups it stops the clock and plays a wedding song.


Damn pencil necks! They always water-down our designs to make them "PC".

Our original design was much less kind to the increasing hordes of makeinu that're failing to get hitched and breed. It was called the "Konkatsu Bakuhatsu Bra", and if the gals didn't hook a husband to stop the clock in time, the "C4-cups" would ensure they never burden the pension system.

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