Random Nihonjin Pics - Part 3

by **IkemenTommy** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:07 pm

No idea what to comment about this shot of Engrish but the girl in the picture is Ueda Momoko, the golfer.

by **Iraira** » Mon May 25, 2009 11:40 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:
No idea what to comment about this shot of Engrish but the girl in the picture is Ueda Momoko, the golfer.

It's a metaphor for the Sissyphisan battle that all people must face in terms of coping with erectile dysfunction or contact dermatitis. The concept of birdie means the "nest"...aka the vagina, which you'll be getting none of if you suffer from either of the two madadies. The pearly gates refer to relentless but fruitless oral sex which does not raise the dead penis. The concept of the doggie bringing the vagina relates to Artaud's Jet of Blood, the original version, which is not in print anywhere but in my imagination, so you'll just have to accept it. Why they chose a golfer for anything relating to a birdie makes no sense to me.

by **2triky** » Tue May 26, 2009 12:06 am

by **wuchan** » Tue May 26, 2009 12:53 am

Iraira wrote:It's a metaphor for the Sissyphisan battle that all people must face in terms of coping with erectile dysfunction or contact dermatitis. The concept of birdie means the "nest"...aka the vagina, which you'll be getting none of if you suffer from either of the two madadies. The pearly gates refer to relentless but fruitless oral sex which does not raise the dead penis. The concept of the doggie bringing the vagina relates to Artaud's Jet of Blood, the original version, which is not in print anywhere but in my imagination, so you'll just have to accept it. Why they chose a golfer for anything relating to a birdie makes no sense to me.

god......
You're an east coast city boy.

by **Iraira** » Tue May 26, 2009 1:13 am

wuchan wrote:god......
You're an east coast city boy.

which east coast are we talking about? The asian one I fled to, or the American one I was spawn in?

by **wuchan** » Tue May 26, 2009 1:58 am

Iraira wrote:which east coast are we talking about? The asian one I fled to, or the American one I was spawn in?

the cesspool you crawled out of. illadelph, bean or a boro, no farther south than DC.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Tue May 26, 2009 2:38 am

wuchan wrote:god......
You're an east coast city boy.

Better than a West Coast sissy boy.

by **Iraira** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:55 am

wuchan wrote:the cesspool you crawled out of. illadelph, bean or a boro, no farther south than DC.

I like completely realize that you must have completely misundertood my accent, dude. I'm full-on Angeleno, esse[SIZE="1"]x[/SIZE]13.

by **2triky** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:04 am

Iraira wrote:I like completely realize that you must have completely misundertood my accent, dude. I'm full-on Angeleno, esse[SIZE="1"]x[/SIZE]13.

Orale carnal :hehe:

by **2triky** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:35 am

by **2triky** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:52 am

by **2triky** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:47 am

by **2triky** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:48 am

by **BigInJapan** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:58 pm

2triky wrote:

Something tells me this girl goes through a LOT of tissues

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:47 pm

by **2triky** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:06 am

by **2triky** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:19 am

[quote="BigInJapan"]Something tells me this girl goes through a LOT of tissues ]

Don't doubt it for a second. :cool:

by **IkemenTommy** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:11 am

A Roppongi all nighter a few weeks ago. It was too hilarious to not take these pictures.

by **2triky** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:31 am

^ What's up with the dinosaur at his feet? Hehe.

by **2triky** » Wed May 27, 2009 2:14 am

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:21 am

[quote="BigInJapan"]Something tells me this girl goes through a LOT of tissues ]

Something tells me 2tricky goes through a lot of tissues.

by **2triky** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:34 am

by **Zeth3D** » Wed May 27, 2009 5:47 am

2triky wrote:

So does anyone know what that helmet is? Like the maker or brand or what the hell....?

I must know

by **2triky** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:00 pm

by **2triky** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:52 pm

by **2triky** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:55 pm

by **Greji** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:48 pm

Zeth3D wrote:So does anyone know what that helmet is? Like the maker or brand or what the hell....?

I must know

Darth Vader, the Summer line for 2009
:cool:

by **IkemenTommy** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:50 pm

No thanks.

by **Iraira** » Thu May 28, 2009 9:14 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:
No thanks.

Oh, c'mon, give the guy a break..I think it's a guy. Did you come to Japan for new adventures and experiences that.....have 10-20 beers then you won't mind the free hug from him.

by **Greji** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:20 pm

Iraira wrote:Oh, c'mon, give the guy a break..I think it's a guy. Did you come to Japan for new adventures and experiences that.....have 10-20 beers then you won't mind the free hug from him.

I'd do him!
:cool:

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