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[Greji]

Here is Greji's Goat of the Day

She was a former centerfold of "Goat herder's Monthly"....

[IkemenTommy]

It looks like Greji has a new competition

[IkemenTommy]

[IkemenTommy]

The animal is all primed and ready. Don't get too excited now Greji.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Goat Major L/Cpl Ryan Arthur of the 1st Battalion, The Royal Welsh, leads the regiment's goat William Windsor on his retirement parade Wednesday May 20, 2009. The Royal Welsh Regiment is saying so long to a military buddy. After seven years of U.K. Army service, Billy the goat, whose full name is William Windsor, has retired amid pomp and ceremony Wednesday. The battalion has had a goat in its ranks for more than 200 years. To this day, the regimental goat marches in front of the battalion at ceremonies. (MSNBC)

[Iraira]

Not sure about whether this is Greji approved, nevertheless.....

[Greji]

The animal is all primed and ready. Don't get too excited now Greji.

You trying to say something there Tommy? I'm with the roba. That is a tap-able rear bikini..

[Mike Oxlong]

Officials in the eastern US state of Maryland have come up with an innovative, cost-saving way to protect the environment: they use goats to mow the grass.

The State Highway Administration came up with the novel idea while building an 85-million-dollar road bypass near the town of Hampstead, northwest of Baltimore, after it found that the construction site was home to bog turtles, the smallest turtle in the United States and a threatened species.

The traditional method of keeping grass at the side of a highway in trim -- lawn mowers -- was considered but discarded because it could severely disrupt the bog turtles' habitat and possibly even injure or kill the tiny reptiles, whose shells measure between three and 4.5 inches (7.6-11.5 centimeters) in length.

"Even though these turtles can burrow down, many times they're above the ground this time of year and not in the mud," said David Buck, spokesman for the State Highway Administration.

"Lawnmowers would have been more expensive than using goats and any time we find a solution that helps the environment, we're going to take a look at it," he said.

Grazing cattle on the land was also pondered, but that idea was ruled out because cows are heavy and might have crushed the tiny turtles.

Then, someone thought of the goat option.

"We found a local farmer who has 40 goats that we rent," said Buck...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090529/oddities/us_environment_animals_road_offbeat

If he gets busted late at night amongst the goats, he can always claim he was just out for a little cow-tipping, and got lost!

[IkemenTommy]

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Greji's goat meets the electric fence..
I know this is fucked up but it just cracked me up.

[hundefar]

OH HELL YES!

[Mike Oxlong]

I guess if Noriko won't have you, then it's time to move in on Greji's turf...

[Typhoon]

[Greji]

Damn. You spotted me. I thought the hat would give me cover......

[Mike Oxlong]

Young Stevie Colbert tries to get in on the action...

[Doctor Stop]

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[Greji]

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Doc, you put that in a Greji thread just because of the hookers?
Well, ahh, that should be,,, ahhh....

Could I get back to you later on this?

[Doctor Stop]

I thought you'd be staring at the goats, not the hookers!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Grej,
Thisisn't one of your brood is it?

[Greji]

Grej,
Thisisn't one of your brood is it?

Ah come on Hair! Ain't no way that could be me. It's a dead ringer for Iraira, but now that you mention it, I think I do know the mother.....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Ah come on Hair! Ain't no way that could be me. It's a dead ringer for Iraira, but now that you mention it, I think I do know the mother.....

Well, to be honest, the reason I asked was because I was a little worried it could have been one of mine....but then I realized it said "goat" and not "sheep," so I figured it must have been one of you two guys....

[Greji]

but then I realized it said "goat" and not "sheep," so I figured it must have been one of you two guys....

Hey! Where do you figure just because it's sheep, your herd is safe from the dynamic duo?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Hey! Where do you figure just because it's sheep, your herd is safe from the dynamic duo?

Looks like my old girlfriend...except I could never manage to get quite such a powerful look of ecstasy on her face.

Incidentally, it might be worth your while to drop by my old neck of the woods

[Greji]

Incidentally, it might be worth your while to drop by my old neck of the woods

Damn Hair. Ya'll have always known how to treat the old folks well. Just called my travel agent....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Thought it might give you a lift...Not as much as Vitamin V will, though. Make sure you've got plenty of it!!!

[osopolar]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Not really topic-related, but because I figure there's not too much missionary action in this thread it probably belongs here...found it this morning on Fark.

FWIW, according to a storyon the case, it's all America's fault.

Must be noted that this is a year-old story...

[Greji]

it's all America's fault.

It's just a simple immigrations requirement in the states, you don't give up a little brown eye, you don't get admitted. It's part of the "Don't ask, don't yell" policy.

[Iraira]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Geez, I wouldn't mind that line of work, either...I like my partners to be baaaad.

[IkemenTommy]

Some of you guys have way too much time on your hands. Let me guess, you guys are eikaiwa sensei? Translators (including Greji, the 24-7 serviceman )?