Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

Groovin' in the Gaijin Gulag
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri May 22, 2009 2:25 pm

Iraira wrote:d) Pt. 2. During Winter a chick in a mask near my work smiled at me on two consecutive days. On day 3, I talked to her....she had such pretty eyes, and when she lowered the mask to speak....be polite.....she wasn't quite what I was hoping for....y'know what I mean? Hence, masks prevent full disclosure of evidence and probably are the source of the aggressive J-cop interrorgations.


Ah-ha! But if she was wearing a mask how could you have known she was smiling at you, huh? She may have been merely squinting!

Actually I've been caught out with that mask ploy myself ... serious dental work required.
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Postby Ketou » Fri May 22, 2009 3:08 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You should be drug out in back and shot.


Is that like an epidural or something?:p
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Postby Iraira » Fri May 22, 2009 5:47 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Ah-ha! But if she was wearing a mask how could you have known she was smiling at you, huh? She may have been merely squinting!

Actually I've been caught out with that mask ploy myself ... serious dental work required.


the sun was behind her, so no need to squint, unless my pasty whiteness reflects that much light.
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Postby 2triky » Mon May 25, 2009 11:47 am

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Postby Typhoon » Tue May 26, 2009 11:47 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Ain't no way in hell you're going to catch me *not* wearing a mask on the trains and in crowded public places until this mess blows over!

In the trains there's always at least one inconsiderate fuck who's coughing and hacking in my direction without covering his or her mouth. Just the other day it was an obasan who sat next to me and decided to stare at me from a distance of about 20 centimeters for the entire trip while coughing in my face every couple of minutes. Then there's the tired looking asswipe hanging from the straps right above me, wracked by ferocious coughing spasms that can only be showering me and everyone else in the vicinity with vile bacilli.

Oh, and I suppose I should mention the clerk at the conbini who was spluttering all over my food and drinks as she was stuffing them in the bag.

I'll ignore the fact that I look like a dweeb and wear the damn mask.


If you have the flu (or cold) you should were a mask to prevent spreading the virus by coughing and sneezing.

If you don't have the flu (or cold), wearing a mask is not going to protect you from catching it - breathing in flu (or cold) viruses (not bacteria). In fact, if you reuse the mask for several days it's worse.

Don't take my word for it, the WHO (World Health Organization, not the band) stated the same.

The best prevention is to wash your hands.
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Postby Typhoon » Wed May 27, 2009 12:55 am

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Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because

1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed May 27, 2009 8:29 pm

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Postby 2triky » Thu May 28, 2009 4:09 am

Lost Samurai

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Postby 2triky » Thu May 28, 2009 4:19 am

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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu May 28, 2009 12:06 pm

2triky wrote:Lost Samurai

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Repeat.
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Postby 2triky » Thu May 28, 2009 12:21 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Repeat.


Sorry about that.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri May 29, 2009 5:23 am

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Postby Bucky » Sat May 30, 2009 10:14 am

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Russian Cosplay
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Postby 2triky » Sat May 30, 2009 10:24 am

^ Lovely. ;)
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Postby Bucky » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:16 am

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Postby taisaku » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:24 pm

^ Less lovely.
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Postby BillFalconer » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:40 am

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Not my picture of course, but it just begs to be spread around...
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Postby Bucky » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:00 am

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Here's Megan Fox at the World Premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in Tokyo
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:03 am

Bucky wrote:[IMG]
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Bucky, me lad, you've out done yourself again. I hereby apply for a YBF waiver for Megan....
(however, those NSFW snaps of Lindsay Lohan's croutch on the same home page leaves something to be desired. Looks like a used catcher's mitt, not that it would slow Iraira down or anything...)
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:37 pm

Greji wrote:(however, those NSFW snaps of Lindsay Lohan's croutch on the same home page leaves something to be desired. Looks like a used catcher's mitt, not that it would slow Iraira down or anything...)
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This coming from the man who earns his red wings on a monthly basis.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:24 pm

Iraira wrote:This coming from the man who earns his red wings on a monthly basis.


This coming from a guy that thought for six months that I wore lipstick.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:08 pm

Hatoyama(DPJ)'s creepy gaijin looking son.

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Postby Iraira » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:11 am

Greji wrote:This coming from a guy that thought for six months that I wore lipstick.
:cool:


I was just being polite and I thought you were trying to be sensitive new age male, and because you were always wearing those plastic fake fangs. They are fake, right?
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:41 am

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He reminds me a little of a British journalist called Johann Hari.

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Postby dimwit » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:54 am

It would appear that this is the hangman's son, judging from was literature.
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