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Postby Mock Cockpit » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:08 am

I like the bus driver at the end of that clip. "Fuck this for a game of soldiers, I'm quittin'"
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Postby Quid pro quo » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:22 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:I like the bus driver at the end of that clip. "Fuck this for a game of soldiers, I'm quittin'"


The bus driver seemed a bit passive. Couldn't he have shut the doors at least to stop the bastards comeback.

Perhaps he was a secret supporter.
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Postby tonikoro » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:19 am

You know.. It would be interesting if someone captured these sort of discriminatory actions on camera, or better yet, captured the high-spirited caravans of These Right-Wing Fascist Fuckers, and posted it up on CNN iReport. More than likely, most outside of japan do not know about the current state of Japanese Nationalism for what it really is.. Fascism IS alive and well in Japan, but like all things, it is a double edged sword, they still want to be us. By that I mean they are quickly influenced by us (the west). And what they really don't realize is, that the very people protecting, and providing stability in the region for the last 60 (and in saying, not just the Americans), are the very people who give Japanese the FREEDOM to let us say, "Speak their minds"..

When lil' Kim starts tossing warheads over the Sea of Japan, is the country going to flare up in Aikokusha fervor and war with the isolationist regime?

No, more than likely it will be the United States and it's gaijin-amepo Military might that will make sure Ayu can still sing her shitty hit pop songs, and these Bitch-ass Host-Kun's can cater to the lonely 25-30 somethings, and keep the decrepit LDP in order, and let us not forget our tattooed friends. ALL OF WHICH have a vested interest in Survival, in trade.

Imagine a Japan without Foreign goods..
imagine a japan where Japanese goods were not of dire use or importance..

AS for blatant outright, "FU Anti-gaijinism", well, I think I have had that maybe 2 or 3 times in all of my nine years in this country. One memorable instance was out in the sticks of Okazaki, on the way to a wedding with then wife to a friend who was a fellow American marrying a J-national. This drunk bastard came up to me (obviously homeless), and yelled "Omae wa nihon no Jyama!"! I was stunned for about three seconds before I took a long drag off a cig and looked at him like death and said "At least I have a job.." He swirled in a drunken state for a sec, and He then said "Hrmnn..But your kind of interesting.. I would like to chat with you.."

More times than not, some drunk Oyaji tries to hug me, and says "Nomini ikou, oreya ogorukarade ii!"..

in final to a wordy post, Japan is schizophrenic nation of Cock blocking proportion. All in all most situations will see a number of results on how you carry yourself, and the ability to communicate will surely make them think twice before pulling a fast one..
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:18 pm

I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:32 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:"......he was going on and on about how his daughter and all Japanese women are crazy. But I just smiled and threw in a few Sou-desu-ne's and he seemed to be happy with that, and I was happy that he was done yelling at his daughter and the bus got a lot quieter. All in all, it was just another interesting story I got to tell at the bar next weekend to my fellow foreign buddies......"


You didn't finish the story. We of course know that they are all crazy, but what we do not know is if you did the daughter?
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:56 pm

I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:25 pm

"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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No one cares about you people

Postby OKLAHOMA » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:31 pm

Quid pro quo wrote:He may not be paranoid.
When I visited Japan last autumn I experienced some hostility, including nearby spitting...
It feels like the attitude are worsened since I was there last time 5 years ago. Maybe it's me but people seems more aggressive nowadays.

One older guy even expressed verbal displeasure about our existence there.
I sat quietely beside him when two German guys, whom I know shlightly, along with a Japanese female friend appeared in the same room.
The Japanese middle aged guy muttered something in english: More of these damn foreigners!
Maybe I should have made him see the errors of his ways, because the bastard said it in my presence, but I was leaving Japan the very next day anyway so I let it pass that time.

OK! It's their country but what's the point in harrassing perfectly normal people like those Germans.



No one cares about you.

You are not being tracked, filmed, harassed, spied on, watched, surveilled or followed.

You ARE being ignored. You are unimportant.

You ARE definitely being disrespected, and deservedly so. Everyone knows that you are hypocrite scumbags and racists.

You people have a a heightened and unmerited sense of self-importance that would be laughable if it were not so pathetic. Far from being " GODLY BEINGS WHO WALK THE EARTH" you are just a bunch of punks who don't know how good you have it in Japan. Whether you work as a banker, analyst, journalist, musician or (GASP!) ENGRISH KLOWN you have it easy and yet - YOU STILL KVETCH, like a bunch of Yentas in the Catskills.

Just STFU, your complaints are lame.

You are the most moronic expatriates in the history of expatriateness.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:37 pm

OKLAHOMA wrote:You are the most moronic expatriates in the history of expatriateness.


Maybe so, but I sure as hell ain't stuck in Ibaragi, the armpit of the nation.....
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:03 pm

OKLAHOMA wrote:YOU STILL KVETCH, like a bunch of Yentas in the Catskills.


Not to put too fine a point on it, but what the fuck does a Kiwi know about kvetching Catskill yentas? Have you no NZ-specific similes in that pirates' booty of a rhetorical repertoire you so fearsomely wield?

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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:07 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Not to put too fine a point on it, but what the fuck does a Kiwi know about kvetching Catskill Yentas?

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He's an excommunicated Maori trying to pass....
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Postby OKLAHOMA » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:27 pm

Greji wrote:Maybe so, but I sure as hell ain't stuck in Ibaragi, the armpit of the nation.....
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And the first moron, GREIJI, shows up, right on cue, like a puppet dancing on a string.
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Postby OKLAHOMA » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:30 pm

Greji wrote:He's an excommunicated Maori trying to pass....


And the second moron, Catatonic, follows the first. This is way too easy.

You're amoebas in a petri dish, reacting to proffered stimuli.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:38 pm

OKLAHOMA wrote:And the second moron, Catatonic, follows the first. This is way too easy.

You're amoebas in a petri dish, reacting to proffered stimuli.


If it's so easy slick, perhaps you could give us a few lessons on being how to be as "swave" and "deboner" as you are. I mean not all of us are lucky enough to have the benefit of a south island education....
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Postby james » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:44 pm

"Cause I'm stranded all alone, in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps.."

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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:51 pm

OKLAHOMA wrote:And the second moron, Catatonic, follows the first. This is way too easy.

You're amoebas in a petri dish, reacting to proffered stimuli.


My profuse cilla make me think of myself more as a paramecium. Still, your point stands! Have you seen the thread you stimulated and proffered me into starting?

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?p=219825#post219825

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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:53 pm

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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:56 pm

Greji wrote:If it's so easy slick, perhaps you could give us a few lessons on being how to be as "swave" and "deboner" as you are. I mean not all of us are lucky enough to have the benefit of a south island education....
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Don't be so modest, Greji: Su-AVE and deboner are your two middle names!

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Postby Iraira » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:04 pm

OKLAHOMA wrote:And the second moron, Catatonic, follows the first. This is way too easy.

You're amoebas in a petri dish, reacting to proffered stimuli.


Hey, my little bitch is back. Like a good little bitch you are very in need of the back of my hand. C'mon bitch, whine some more for me....good little girl.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:11 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:-speaking of: weren't you the winner of the Yoshiwara Golden Boner Award a few years back?


If you're referring to the golden turd, that's on the building across the street from the office. I would have like to got up there and stole that, but they won't let anyone near that thing...

At any rate, be tender with the Okie from Muskogee, or should that be the Okie from Maunganui (although it's doubtful that he ever got that far north), he's here all by his lonesome in the outback and will probably get his feelings bruised all too easily.
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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:19 pm

Oh boy! Okie's back!

Now we can all feel superior again!
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Postby tonikoro » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:48 pm

You know it is funny.. I posted hours ago on Japanese who dislike the fact that we are here, only to come back and find FG set to flame mode on some gaijin on gaijin hate.. No wonder I keep to myself..

Either I have been here too long, or you guys have been here too long.
Either way, lot of time and effort for a forum on the internet, talking to each other in such a remote and removed forum..
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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:53 pm

tonikoro wrote:...find FG set to flame mode on some gaijin on gaijin hate.. No wonder I keep to myself..


To refresh memories, and inform any newcomers, this is the kind of trash talk that OKLAHOMA (purportedly from NZ, go figure) posted previously:

Originally Posted by OKLAHOMA
> You're a piece of shit and a racist who hates Japan.
> You people don't get it. You are meritless fucks. Children. Punks.
> YOU ARE CRUDS. Japanese people hate you.
> I enjoy my own posts. Your posts are drivel!
> See you fuckers next year!
> I have been toying with you worthless suburban conformists.
> I hardly need to ask scum like you to accompany me to a bar.
> Fuck off suburban dweeb.
> Go play in traffic at a regional Kansai airport.
> You're living out your fantasies on the web.


This was his parting shot over a month ago:

Originally Posted by OKLAHOMA
This is my last post. Enjoy your fantasy "web lifestyles"


And it seems that he just couldn't stay away so he's back for more trolling.
Bring it on. But as someone mentioned earlier, try to be at least as entertaining as the resident FG troll Takeadump.
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Postby wuchan » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:03 pm

OKLAHOMA is a female, japanese, eikaiwa staff member that hooked up with a native staff member and was upset to find out that he was a ganja toking, anal lover. Apparently, she holds the fact that she doesn't know what a good time is against all gaijin.
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Postby Midwinter » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:22 pm

wuchan wrote:OKLAHOMA is a female, japanese, eikaiwa staff member that hooked up with a native staff member and was upset to find out that he was a ganja toking, anal lover. Apparently, she holds the fact that she doesn't know what a good time is against all gaijin.


This explains everything! Here, have a Mulder.

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Postby Behan » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:23 pm

wuchan wrote:OKLAHOMA is a female, japanese, eikaiwa staff member that hooked up with a native staff member and was upset to find out that he was a ganja toking, anal lover. Apparently, she holds the fact that she doesn't know what a good time is against all gaijin.


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Postby Iraira » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:43 pm

nottu wrote:He sent me a lonely hearts email - probably real sweet beneath that hearty down under exterior.


Oh, fuck, you got a love letter, too? And all this time, I thought I was the flickering flame in his heart, bowels, etc.

Oh, Ed McMahon died...owing a bunch of money (props on that).
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Postby james » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:50 pm

nottu wrote:You're right - it wasn't worth mentioning.


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