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"Godzilla" hit by train

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"Godzilla" hit by train

Postby Bucky » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:16 am

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He didn't see it coming. With a belly full of food and sake, Armand Nelson Schneider just wanted to get rid of his nausea and empty his stomach before hopping on a train back to his study-abroad home in Yokohama, Japan. Schneider, 22, was throwing up over the platform when a high-speed commuter zoomed into the station and smashed into him.

"Here's where the miracle begins," said Schneider's mother, Audrey Nelson. Moments earlier, a "Japanese angel" had grabbed Schneider's left shoulder and pulled him just enough to the left to spare his head and save him from suffering neurological damage, Nelson said. "Had Armand not been pulled by his left shoulder, he would not be here," Nelson said about the March accident. The Boulder native fractured nine vertebrae and suffered severe liver and lung damage. He was kept in smallish beds in Japanese hospitals for eight weeks, struggled to communicate with the foreign doctors and risked becoming paralyzed on the flight home...more...


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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:25 am

In this case, I believe luck had very little to do with it.
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Postby Dragonette » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:14 am

There's no denying I was very drunk," he said. "But I don't think the accident was caused by that."

Uh, say what?

Moments earlier, a "Japanese angel" had grabbed Schneider's left shoulder...
..."One minute I was at the party, the next I was in the hospital," he said. "I didn't know what to think when they told me I was hit by a train."

So then how does he know about the "Japanese angel" incident?
And while it's good to read that a J-guy or gal was actually pro-active instead of standing there gawking or taking a keitai video, are they sure the "angel" was Japanese?

To me, the real miracle is the $1000 total medical bill. If it happened here, he'd be paying for life.
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Postby prolly » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:40 am

"smallish beds"
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:40 am

prolly wrote:"smallish beds"



Bullshit... Japanese hospital beds are 190 per 91. European standard sized. And build to outlast the planet. (at least mines are /circa 1975)
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Postby sublight » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:05 pm

Drunken gaijin hit by train.

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Postby Greji » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:06 pm

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Postby Kuang_Grade » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:15 pm

Coligny wrote:Bullshit... Japanese hospital beds are 190 per 91. European standard sized. And build to outlast the planet. (at least mines are /circa 1975)


190 cm would equal his height of 6 feet, 3 inches as stated in the article..Given most people like an inch or two of space from the head board, his feet would likely be over the edge a few cm, if he was fully stretched out
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:35 pm

Kuang_Grade wrote:190 cm would equal his height of 6 feet, 3 inches as stated in the article..Given most people like an inch or two of space from the head board, his feet would likely be over the edge a few cm, if he was fully stretched out


Maybe, but in France, standard mattress size is 140x190 for double bed. All mattress are this size, all springbox are this size, all bedsheets are this size. I'm sure there's a hidden police team in charge of enforcing this. Except for a few import king size beds, there is NO deviation whatsoever. In Japan... I have yet to find mattress that are the same size twice... It make for an interesting laundry day...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:59 pm

Good thing the kid got to experience true local customs. Get you drunk as hell, and then abandon you to be run over, raped, or rolled.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:26 pm

I like his own defense of "Oh, I only had like 3 beers that night. I swear I was completely sober" excuse.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:11 am

What's the fucking miracle? Someone pulled him out of the way? Nothing supernatural about that. And why didn't the person who pulled his head out of the way pull his whole body out of the way? If he or she grabbed him at the last second and saved him that's one thing. However, if his savior noticed a tsuka shimasu warning and just left him in harms way that's pretty fucked up. Of course if he was that drunk, it's very possible he wasn't cooperative.

Don't worry, Dragonette. He'll be probably be paying through the nose for the rest of his life once the HMO's decide they won't cover any follow up treatment for those pre-existing conditions. One thing to keep in mind for any of you Americann FG's who like me are only on the J-national system. If you get a serious injury or chronic illness that requires a lifetime of treatment, you'll end up as a medical refugee unable to live in the US again (unless money isn't an issue for you).
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