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Perez Hilton In Japan

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:40 am

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Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:05 pm

What should we do next????

Stab yourself in the face with a sharpened chopstick?
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Postby osopolar » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:15 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:Stab yourself in the face with a sharpened chopstick?


Rinse and Repeat.

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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:21 pm

osopolar wrote:Rinse and Repeat.


Until dead.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:42 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Until dead.

And repeat again.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:40 pm

Why does he write in baby talk?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:53 pm




I have been reading 2nd and 3rd stories about Perez Hilton for some time without any interest until today's Harajuku story.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perez_Hilton


[SIZE="4"][color="Magenta"]Eeeeew.[/color][/SIZE]

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Postby Kuang_Grade » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:59 pm

One can only hope he borrows a friend's bike and gets stopped by the J cops...that would make for good copy
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Postby Iraira » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:14 pm

Damn, I want this guy to get hit by a bus. That Perez Hilton is famous makes me never want to live in the US again. I used to use G. Bush as the excuse for not wanting to go home, now it's Perez.
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Postby Greji » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:46 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Perez Hilton: From Tokyo, With Love
".....We need to find a way to bring one of those toilets home!....."


I can arrange that with his fat fucking head stuffed in it....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:04 pm

What a fuckin drama queen. I would beat the shit out of him if I ever saw him in Tokyo. I guess that would make me a fag basher but then there is no such law in Japan for that...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:55 pm

That would make you a racist fag basher. There's no law against that either. Play your odds right and you'd even be a candidate for the Order of the Chrysanthemum.
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Postby Osakadave » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:21 pm

:puke:

Kill it. Kill it with fire. Do it now.

(Another sign I've been over here too long is that I didn't know who this guy was.)
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:23 pm

I actually thought about going to Japan just to kick this scumbitch's ass.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:24 pm

He's probably hanging out at Shinjuku 2-chome.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:56 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:He's probably hanging out at Shinjuku 2-chome.


Judging by this photo, (s)he's hanging out everywhere...

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Postby nottu » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:51 am

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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:39 am

nottu wrote:[SIZE="6"]OKLAHOMA?[/SIZE]

YES! Nottu nails it again.
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:41 am

There are not many celebs I give a shit about one way or the other but Perez really needs to go. Listening to him talk is worse than nails on a blackboard. A lot worse.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:40 am

Why is it that queers like this one need to advertise to the entire world how gay they are? I am so sick of these look-at-me-I'm-a-big-fat-flaming-queer queers that use their sexuality to manifest their out of touch political agendas.
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Postby hundefar » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:36 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Why is it that queers like this one need to advertise to the entire world how gay they are? I am so sick of these look-at-me-I'm-a-big-fat-flaming-queer queers that use their sexuality to manifest their out of touch political agendas.


Sorry, I'll try to tone it down.
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:34 am

Perez Hilton seems like an odious character and deserving of criticism but the lynch mob tone of some of the comments here is pretty astonishing.
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:11 am

Mulboyne wrote:Perez Hilton seems like an odious character and deserving of criticism but the lynch mob tone of some of the comments here is pretty astonishing.


The guy's a complete douche Mul. He really is.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:30 am

Hanging's too good for him.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:35 am

And to whomever coward douche fag that gave me the red snot for my last comment... seriously, fuck off. If you have a problem with my statement, then say so on the board.
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:14 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Perez Hilton seems like an odious character and deserving of criticism but the lynch mob tone of some of the comments here is pretty astonishing.

He exhibits, like his namesake and presumably fellow traveller on the road to vapidity, a spectacular talent for being talentless, celebrating all that is banal, shallow and pointless. He deserves nothing less than a full measure of all the scorn and derision we can muster.
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Postby nottu » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:53 pm

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:00 pm

Uh-oh

Getting my Gaysha portrait taken! So fierce!!!!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:11 pm

oh nose.
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