http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25943308-12377,00.html
A 39-year-old construction worker has been arrested for throwing his own faeces at women passers-by from a motorcycle in two separate attacks in western Japan, police said today.
In the first incident, Moriguchi relieved himself outdoors just before getting on his moped and throwing the faeces at the head of a woman in her 20s, the official said.
Ya know, I don't blame him. Those Kansai women need a good makeover.