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Monkeybridge Guilty - 3.5 years

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Monkeybridge Guilty - 3.5 years

Postby Osakadave » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:09 pm

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Postby Catoneinutica » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:35 pm

And the sentence wasn't suspended?!
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Postby Midwinter » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:34 pm

Three years seems pretty piss weak. I don't know the customs, but is it possible to get early release in Japan through good behaviour?
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:18 pm

What I want to know is why the hell the media doesn't use his real name -- Saruhashi.

Did he change it legally at some point?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:56 pm

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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:00 pm

Interesting. I think the press should go back to calling him Saruhashi. Everyone who ever had anything to do with Nova called him Monkeybridge (behind his back at least ;))
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:03 am

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Postby Behan » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:46 am

I'm so glad he's doing time. I thought for sure he would get off or get a suspended sentence. Eat some of your bad karma Monkey Bridge!
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