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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:45 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:you dont have much of a life, do you? you reply would make sense if i STARTED a thread...


Fuck you are dumb. I never said you started the thread.
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Postby Greji » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:47 pm

[quote="IkemenTommy"]And Australians have no business policing the English language, either. ]
Ha! Tommy, you're still pissed about Oz 'cause an Aussie bagged that hooker you introduced me to......
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:50 pm

Greji wrote:Ha! Tommy, you're still pissed about Oz 'cause an Aussie bagged that hooker you introduced me to......
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Ha, no harm there Grej. Nothing against Australians, really. She was just another hoeeeee. SSDD.

Tho, I'll always have that sweet spot for Na*ko. :love2:
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:56 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Jiji, I realize you probably haven't gotten laid for (many?) years but that doesn't mean you should go around slagging those of us who still get it regularly.


Fair point, if 2 chome is your thing.
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:57 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Fuck you are dumb. I never said you started the thread.



English isn't your strong point, is it? I in no way implied that. i said, YOUR point (if it could be called that) would make sense IF I started A thread.

now go find a nice girl.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:01 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:now go find a nice girl.

props.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:10 pm

I is going back to Korea as a revenge from last year 7 days food poisonning tour. 3 hospitals and nearly all the highway loo of the country...

Still in love with one of the emergency doctors... bad luck I can't remember which hospital she was from... Think I didn't made too bad impression for someone who was shitting himself non stop...
Also... will be first homestay for the baby cat... who usually can't stand being more than 2 hours without company...
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:11 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Fair point, if 2 chome is your thing.

2 chome is your thing and you still can't get laid? You must be truly kusai...
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:36 pm

FG Lurker wrote:2 chome is your thing and you still can't get laid? You must be truly kusai...

:zzz:
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:37 pm

kusai Jijii wrote::zzz:

Your lack of response says it all. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:44 pm

Coligny wrote:.

Still in love with one of the emergency doctors... bad luck I can't remember which hospital she was from... Think I didn't made too bad impression for someone who was shitting himself non stop...

Hard to maintain your sangfroid when you're vomiting out your arse.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:07 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:Hard to maintain your sangfroid when you're vomiting out your arse.


Especially when you're out of japan where it's considered as foreplay...
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Postby Midwinter » Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:20 pm

Coligny wrote:Especially when you're out of japan where it's considered as foreplay...


You've seen those videos too I take it... :puke: :bukkake:
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Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:15 pm

Midwinter wrote:You've seen those videos too I take it... :puke: :bukkake:


Not a single week without my wife watching flower and snake...

Plus the childhood trauma of the christmas special of Inspektor Derrick "Murder among the scatophyles" on RTL TV...

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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:40 am

Well I had a good summer - had lots of sex too. ;)

Off to HK on the weekend for a few days. That is in lieu of the Golden Week II as hubby has to work.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:20 am

GomiGirl wrote:Well I had a good summer - had lots of sex too.


Can we see pics of your summer vacation?
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Postby nottu » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:43 am

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Postby Bucky » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:27 am

Our summer visit to Japan has been extended. We were supposed to fly back to the US of A yesterday but Typhoon #11 threw a wrench in those plans. United seems to have canceled most if not all of their flights yesterday (some 22 flights) leaving thousands scrambling to find new flights. Now instead of flying on 8/31 we are waiting for a flight to LA on 9/2. Then we have to fly about a 1/5 of the way back in the direction we will have come to Seattle.:wall:

I guess we could be stuck inside an airplane on the tarmac somewhere. But I do have to get back to work.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:17 am

nottu wrote:Kusaii's point is that no one gives a fuck if you managed to have sex - or even if you used a vulgar word when your momma wasn't around - grow the fuck up.

Are you suggesting that Kusai still lives with his mom?
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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:09 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Are you suggesting that Kusai still lives with his mom?

I'll do her...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:37 am

Greji wrote:I'll do her...
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:21 pm

nottu wrote:Kusaii's point is that no one gives a fuck if you managed to have sex - or even if you used a vulgar word when your momma wasn't around - grow the fuck up.


who are you, his overly protective boyfriend?
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Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:43 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:who are you, his overly protective boyfriend?

Are you interested?
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:51 pm

only if he looks like the aforementioned George Michael.

and you dont mind.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:22 am

GomiGirl wrote:Well I had a good summer - had lots of sex too. ]


mee too...

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GomiGirl wrote:Off to HK on the weekend for a few days. That is in lieu of the Golden Week II as hubby has to work.


I need me some knee milling machine and a lathe you can fetch me some local brochure ? And also some hot sexy chinese dress, i'm size... hum... double beached whale I think...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:46 am

[quote="GomiGirl"] had lots of sex too. ]
Is that really something you brag about on a public forum? :confused:
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Postby Greji » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:34 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Is that really something you brag about on a public forum? :confused:



In my case, Yes. At my age, you never no when it will be your last shot...
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:06 pm

Just got back from a month in the UK, Scandinavia, and Spain.
The wife says we had a good time.
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Things sure have changed in the years I've been away from England.
When I was a lad Mum used to give me 10 shillings and send me to the shops.
I could get a chicken, two pints of milk,a comic, six eggs and a pair of jeans.
You cant do that nowadays,,,,,,,,,,,:(







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