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The Return Of Charisma Man

Postby Mulboyne » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:52 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]LA Times: Charisma Man - An American geek is reborn in Japan
From his window seat in the Roppongi bar district, Neil Garscadden eyes an exotic street parade: the reggae-styled hipsters, the Nigerian nightclub hawkers, the soft-stepping geishas, the secretaries in miniskirts and impossibly heavy eye shadow. The nuances of the scene, Garscadden insists, would be lost on a mere tourist. This, he says, is a job for Charisma Man. With his blue eyes, tousled blond hair and foreign passport, Charisma Man is a sake-sipping man about town, suavely negotiating the intricacies of Japanese culture. Women adore him. Men respect, even fear, him. Life in the East bends to his every whim. "It's great to be a Western guy in Asia," he says. "I've got lots of money, chicks dig me -- everybody respects me." Well, not everybody. In this land of anime, Charisma Man is a comic strip character created in 1998 by Larry Rodney, a Canadian then teaching English in Nagoya, to lampoon what he saw as the absurd hubris of many Western men in Japan...After an eight-year run in an alternative expat magazine, the black-and-white five-panel monthly strip was discontinued in 2006. But now Charisma Man is back. Following their 2002 collection of the first four years of Charisma Man adventures, Rodney and Garscadden are teaming up to publish a book containing both old and new installments. And there's even talk of a new monthly strip. (They dismiss Charisma Man comics between 2002 and 2006, saying the writers took the character in an uncharismatic direction after Garscadden also left the picture)..."I found references to Charisma Man in academic journals dissecting cross-cultural aspects of Asian studies," Rodney says. "Years after I moved back to Canada and forgot all about the character, I mentioned to some guy who used to live in Japan that I invented Charisma Man. He shook my hand like I was Mick Jagger...more...
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Postby nottu » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:05 pm

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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:50 pm

nottu wrote:BO-



I know I just saying to myself, humm, I wonder if they need an actor for a live-action adaptation.
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:59 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:I know I just saying to myself, humm, I wonder if they need an actor for a live-action adaptation.


If they do, they should contact Mrultimategaijin. He had sex in a beach toilet with a real live japanese chick :bukkake:
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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:35 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:If they do, they should contact Mrultimategaijin. He had sex in a beach toilet with a real live japanese chick :bukkake:


Somehow, we need a way of proving such allegations. Lie detectors can be easily beaten by puckering your butthole and releasing just before answering the question (why do I know that Greji just got hard?), so someother way.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:43 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:If they do, they should contact Mrultimategaijin. He had sex in a beach toilet with a real live japanese chick :bukkake:


I did well this summer, I chose more sanitary locations, but well none the less. Girls are powerless to the blond hair and blue eyes.
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:49 pm

Iraira wrote:Somehow, we need a way of proving such allegations. Lie detectors can be easily beaten by puckering your butthole and releasing just before answering the question (why do I know that Greji just got hard?), so someother way.
offtopic: Did we ever found out who the girl in Ira's avatar is? Anyway, I think I just did...

Anyone want to hear it?
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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:10 pm

Tsuru wrote:offtopic: Did we ever found out who the girl in Ira's avatar is? Anyway, I think I just did...

Anyone want to hear it?


Ok, go ahead and tell the world the name of my ex.
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:22 pm

Iraira wrote:Ok, go ahead and tell the world the name of my ex.
Melyssa Ford
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:46 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:If they do, they should contact Mrultimategaijin. He had sex in a beach toilet with a real live japanese chick :bukkake:


I didn't know it was a girl - I just assumed it was a random meeting of butt-hole surfers... ;)
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Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:01 am

kusai Jijii wrote:If they do, they should contact Mrultimategaijin. He had sex in a beach toilet with a real live japanese chick :bukkake:



Out of all my experience with public restrooms... (I always manage to drink some unsafe water somewhere everytime I live the house). Iraq/beach style loo always kinda... sorta... block me... So power to somebody who can even manage to get a boner inside polyethylene shitcan... but fitting 2 human beings inside this, while keeping them alive and each in one part... That's a marvel...
Or you where talking aboot poultry sex ? Like in Troma's poultrygeist, night of the chikendead ? (excellent movie btw)
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:44 pm

[quote="GomiGirl"]I didn't know it was a girl - I just assumed it was a random meeting of butt-hole surfers... ]

He might not have known if it was a girl either, or for that matter, didn't care...
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:21 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:If they do, they should contact Mrultimategaijin. He had sex in a beach toilet with a real live japanese chick :bukkake:

You sure seem to be fixated on Mrultimategaijin and his summer success. If you'd lead a more interesting life you might not find a quicky in the can to be such a strange event.
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:26 pm

Coligny wrote:Out of all my experience with public restrooms... (I always manage to drink some unsafe water somewhere everytime I live the house). Iraq/beach style loo always kinda... sorta... block me... So power to somebody who can even manage to get a boner inside polyethylene shitcan... but fitting 2 human beings inside this, while keeping them alive and each in one part... That's a marvel...
Or you where talking aboot poultry sex ? Like in Troma's poultrygeist, night of the chikendead ? (excellent movie btw)



it was spacious and clean:)
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Postby james » Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:41 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:it was spacious and clean:)


did you use the handicapped washroom? those are usually the cleanest and have those support bars..
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:50 pm

james wrote:did you use the handicapped washroom? those are usually the cleanest and have those support bars..

And, a window for the voyeurs...8)
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Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:35 pm

james wrote:did you use the handicapped washroom? those are usually the cleanest and have those support bars..



And are always western style, sometime the only western style of the whole craptown...

But I remember a highway loo somewhere between Toyohashi and Takayama (yeah, pretty vague I know, but me bitch wuz doing the nav and we were 1 exit away to reach Warsaw instead of Takayama)... so... this loo was gorgeous. Much cleaner than my kitchen (but then again, it's not too difficult, any place where you can actually see the floor would qualify) all in dark modern wood, the floor was in stainless steel diamond plate all the equipment was also brushed stainless stell. Ligh and flush automatic, playing wagner too cover the noise when you take a dump. I will take my camera for the next time I go. The only thing missing was WiFi.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:22 pm

FG Lurker wrote:You sure seem to be fixated on Mrultimategaijin and his summer success. If you'd lead a more interesting life you might not find a quicky in the can to be such a strange event.


Was it you he fucked?
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Postby Iraira » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:28 pm

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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:56 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Was it you he fucked?



if i had a pet dog it would be better than you at the internet...
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Postby Midwinter » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:02 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:if i had a pet dog it would be better than you at the internet...


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Postby Iraira » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:22 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:if i had a pet dog it would be better than you at the internet...


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"After Greji finishes sodomizing me, I'm going off to a beach bathroom for a quickie."
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:58 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Was it you he fucked?

You're so obsessed with his summer activities that it's a bit scary. Does Japan have cyberstalking laws?

Oh, and you can find the answer to your question in my post here.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:57 am

kusai Jijii wrote:If they do, they should contact Mrultimategaijin. He had sex in a beach toilet with a real live japanese chick :bukkake:

Isn't that like a name of a chick drink?
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:41 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Isn't that like a name of a chick drink?

I think that's called "frozen margarita". After a few of those sex just about anywhere becomes a good possibility. ;)
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Postby Greji » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:37 pm

Iraira wrote:Image

"After Greji finishes sodomizing me, I'm going off to a beach bathroom for a quickie."


Iraira, you're a real SOB, claiming that it was me poking that pouch.

Besides, you can't even see my face in the pic..
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:09 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:Girls are powerless to the blond hair and blue eyes.


I've also found them to be powerless to a massive beer gut and and a dickhead attitude. Go figure.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:40 pm

How many gaijin dudes among you did lose your virginity in Japan?
And how many gaijin dudes among you pretend to be like an expert despite losing your virginity in Japan?
Honestly answer it.
Please.
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Postby Iraira » Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:00 am

Takechanpoo wrote:How many gaijin dudes among you did lose your virginity in Japan?
And how many gaijin dudes among you pretend to be like an expert despite losing your virginity in Japan?
Honestly answer it.
Please.


Is Yosemite Park located in Japan?
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:42 am

Takechanpoo wrote:How many gaijin dudes among you did lose your virginity in Japan?
And how many gaijin dudes among you pretend to be like an expert despite losing your virginity in Japan?
Honestly answer it.
Please.
I'd say about.... 12

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