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"The ferocity of the Japanese sexual imagination has no equal"

Postby Mulboyne » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:51 am

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Forbes: Sex And The City Of The Future
...Tokyo, let us remember, is still by far the largest, the richest and the most complex city the human race has ever devised. And it's by far the most perverse, the most erotically intricate. Is this a coincidence? I think not. I remember going to a love motel in Shinjuku 15 years ago with a girl I had just met in a bowling alley. There was no receptionist, just a credit card machine and a key dispenser. The Japanese girl thought this was unremarkable, but what unnerved me at the time was the absence of prurience, of any inquiring gaze from staffers who might have made us feel delectably uncomfortable. This Asian indifference was more disconcerting to me than than anything else...We took a Louis XV suite with a revolving bed, bedside truffles included, and I recall wondering if this was kitsch, a novel form of spatial intimacy, or a way of intensifying the ritual of sexual acquaintance with a total stranger? But soon those very questions became irrelevant. In the end, we stayed two days...

...Years later I was in Tokyo again, this time to research a book, and I was invited out by some lawyers to visit a "special club" for gentlemen. We went in a group of eight and were shown onto a room that contained a perfect replica of a suburban commuter train. In this carriage, a young woman sat innocently reading a newspaper. One of the men present paid up and was admitted to the carriage. At first he sat far from the girl, minding his own business, and then gradually he moved closer to her, seat by seat, until he was next to her. She looked up disapprovingly and told him, I think, to piss off. At which point he leaped on her, sending the paper into the air. The carriage door burst open and two "cops" came in with handcuffs and gave him a dressing-down. He was then led away, protesting loudly, while the girl recomposed herself. What to make of this? Juvenile fantasy, or cunning artifice for obtaining imaginative release?...more...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 am

Mulboyne wrote:....Years later I was in Tokyo again, this time to research a book, and I was invited out by some lawyers to visit a "special club" for gentlemen. We went in a group of eight and were shown onto a room that contained a perfect replica of a suburban commuter train. In this carriage, a young woman sat innocently reading a newspaper. One of the men present paid up and was admitted...more...


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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:10 pm

Mulboyne... wrote:Tokyo, let us remember, is still by far the largest, the richest and the most complex city the human race has ever devised.

Sounds like the typical beginning narration part for some otaku futuristic-themed movies like Akira or Evangelion.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:52 pm

He's lying...at least the bit about the revolving bed. Once I read that I couldn't go any further (well, I went to the part where he said they stayed two days, which I also think is BS).
There are only three LHs in the Tokyo area with revolving beds that still function...none of them are in Shinjuku. These beds have been outlawed since changes to the Fuzoku Law in 1985 as they're a supposed fire hazard.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:21 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:He's lying...at least the bit about the revolving bed. Once I read that I couldn't go any further (well, I went to the part where he said they stayed two days, which I also think is BS).
There are only three LHs in the Tokyo area with revolving beds that still function...none of them are in Shinjuku. These beds have been outlawed since changes to the Fuzoku Law in 1985 as they're a supposed fire hazard.


!!?? I don't think it's the 'revolving' part that made them qualify as fire hazard...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:42 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:He's lying


That was my first thought.

There are only three LHs in the Tokyo area with revolving beds that still function...none of them are in Shinjuku. These beds have been outlawed since changes to the Fuzoku Law in 1985 as they're a supposed fire hazard.


I have to ask how you know that interesting bit of trivia.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm

"The ferocity of the Japanese sexual imagination has no equal, as Japanese cinema amply proves. What American film could match the searing eroticism of Woman in the Dunes or the playful outrages of Imamura's Warm Water Under a Red Bridge? But in real life that imagination is given license by the structure of the big city itself. It finds a thousand quiet outlets and justifications, and there is no need to talk much about them..."

Unless, of course, it happens in a rural outhouse, eh!:razz:
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Postby baka tono » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:29 pm

I remember going to a love motel in Shinjuku 15 years ago

Who the hell calls it a love motel besides mr moron author?
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:41 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]
I think I found a new avatar :p
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:45 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Unless, of course, it happens in a rural outhouse, eh!:razz:


Didn't Jerry Falwell get up to some hanky panky in his outhouse?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:47 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I have to ask how you know that interesting bit of trivia.

:D :D :D :D

I just have waaaaaaaaay too much time on my hands....(in those few minutes of each day when I haven't got something else in them, anyway)
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:56 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Didn't Jerry Falwell get up to some hanky panky in his outhouse?

Yeah, perhaps he was MUG's inspiration! Campari and Shonan hos...close your eyes and think of Jerry...:razz:
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Postby waruta » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:02 pm

baka tono wrote:Who the hell calls it a love motel besides mr moron author?


abeku hoteru? :love2:
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Postby Hokgwai » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:37 pm

Lie.

Think homeboy left out the part where he paid for the sex himself.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm

Coligny wrote:!!?? I don't think it's the 'revolving' part that made them qualify as fire hazard...


Like the tea cups at Disneyland, I prefer my bed spinning at a wickedly fast rpm...perfect if she has motion sickness for those into the eros of vomit.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:11 pm

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/183608
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:28 am

baka tono wrote:Who the hell calls it a love motel besides mr moron author?

I didn't bother reading the fuckin article, but like 99% of "news" articles on Japan found on random English sites, it is written by another wannabee gaijin living abroad who's probably been here once or twice on vacation and thinks he knows it all.
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Postby Gilligan » Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:02 am

Tsuru wrote:I think I found a new avatar :p


Promises, promises, ...
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Postby Greji » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:10 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/183608


Ahh, you would have that website he was looking at would you?
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:48 pm

Gilligan wrote:Promises, promises, ...
Workin on it... I need to reduce the size, something I haven't done for years and lack the tools to do so.
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Postby osopolar » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:29 am

Tsuru wrote:Workin on it... I need to reduce the size, something I haven't done for years and lack the tools to do so.
what size u want it?

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