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Wal-Mart Wagyu

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:59 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]BBC: Wagyu calf first for Scots farm
A Scottish farm has welcomed its first calf of a Japanese breed which produces the most expensive beef in the world. Wagyu cattle are traditionally reared with beer, receive massages and back scratches and are also played music to improve the quality of the meat. The Barony College Farm near Dumfries delivered its first calf on Sunday and named her Inochi, which means life. It is part of a project being run with supermarket chain Asda [owned by Wal-Mart] to produce high quality beef from normal dairy herds...Inochi was born to a Holstein Friesian dairy cow but sired by a Wagyu bull...The south of Scotland calf is the first of five expected at the Barony College...Farm Manager Craig Drummond said..."Once the calves are a little older our students will be welcome to try massaging them or giving them some of the pampering that their Japanese counterparts enjoy"...more...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:34 am

Mulboyne wrote:reared with beer, receive massages and back scratches and are also played music to improve...

What a high life. I would trade my current job for that position.
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Postby 2triky » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:39 am

IkemenTommy wrote:What a high life. I would trade my current job for that position.


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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:37 am

2triky wrote:Image

I wonder what beer these cows are getting drunk on.. real beer or hapP.O.S.hu?
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Postby 2triky » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:32 am

IkemenTommy wrote:I wonder what beer these cows are getting drunk on.. real beer or hapP.O.S.hu?


Haha. As expensive as authentic wagyu is...not the crossbred walmart variety...it's gotta be Yebisu or sumptin'...not that happoshu swill. :cool:
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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:33 am

IkemenTommy wrote:I wonder what beer these cows are getting drunk on.. real beer or hapP.O.S.hu?


Kirin Free? :wink4:

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:26 am

All jokes aside, I wonder how they are going to brand this meat. I would label it as the [SIZE="7"]Walmart White Trash Wagyu [/SIZE]if I were in their marketing department.

And seriously, why would the low-cost(tm) Walmart import such an expensive piece of meat in the first place? I am guessing it's either reject meat or some kinda shady shit is happening behind the scene that we don't know.

I have my doubts.:rolleyes:

(edit: import from Scottland. This aint wagyu)
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Postby Greji » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:28 pm

2triky wrote:Haha. As expensive as authentic wagyu is...not the crossbred walmart variety...it's gotta be Yebisu or sumptin'...not that happoshu swill. :cool:


Interesting tho! The Yokota AB Commissary also sells Kobe beef....
As well as the US Angus cuts...
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Postby charlesh1609 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:42 am

http://tvwbb.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/1780069052/m/138101392

Maybe so. BUT, if it tastes as good as it looks, I can forgive much.

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:54 pm

charlesh1609 wrote:http://tvwbb.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/1780069052/m/138101392

Maybe so. BUT, if it tastes as good as it looks, I can forgive much.

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that looks fucking disgusting. obviously you've never had the real thing.
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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:57 pm

charlesh1609 wrote:Image

Cooked in the middle and rare on the outside?!

Looks like a bad microwave job to me.
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:19 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Cooked in the middle and rare on the outside?!

Looks like a bad microwave job to me.


if that once was a good piece of Wagyu the person who prepared that needs to never touch meat again. sad sad.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:32 pm

ichigo partygirl wrote:if that once was a good piece of Wagyu the person who prepared that needs to never touch meat again. sad sad.


So that's what happened with my ex-wife....
And here I was thinking it was the wedding ring that did it....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:00 pm

Kobe's got some good fuckin meat.

Oh, and their beef is good too.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:17 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Kobe's got some good fuckin meat.

Oh, and their beef is good too.

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